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Perils of Becky Escamilla part 3
Have a comment on this page? Email the Odd Emperor!
"Hold on just a moment!"said junior Hound of Hell Leo Shyster. "You know; Come to think of it, there are an awful lot of errors in that letter. "
"Like what? She mispelld my name."
"Get over it boss. people do that when they're in a hurry. But look at this. On line three this Escamilla person writes; “the members of E to the Third Power (TM) disclaim and refute the implications and statements made at the "Odd Empire," site, as follows:”
But what follows is actually material that does not appear anywhere on the Odd Empire. Other than a couple of short quotes the material she is citing to have been published on the Odd Empire is in fact published on her own web page! "
"You’re right! But that could be taken both ways--"
"No it can't" insisted Leo. "That line clearly states, everything appearing after this point is an utterance of the Odd Empire web page, that's just not true!"
"OK, she made a typo, what else?"
"Well let's see, you wrote on your Odd Empire page that Rods in general resembled bugs or some other damn thing, this person seems to think you were referring to her videos specifically, Were you? Have you seen them?" asked Leo.
“Of course not. How could I? I stated that the videos were not on her page. "
"Exacly! And she misread the word "promotional" thinking that it was the word "personal." You actually put it, "This seems to be a promotional web page for one Becky Escamillas." Although I think It should be "of" not "for""
OK; a common mistake, anything else?
Well; once again; she thinks when you said "This (somehow) turned into the so-called "rod" controversy. Supposedly rods are a heretofore unknown life form that has never been perceived before because the human eye cannot see them." that you were talking about her videos.You were obviously not talking about her videos because we both know that’s impossible. You were actually talking about Rods in general!
"Thats' pretty good," I said.
But leo was not yet finished.
"Also you need to emphasize that the E to the Third Power (TM) site is not connected with Roswell Rods. "
"Why should the Odd Emperor do that?"
Well it's like Pepsi-Co being associated with the Coca Cola company. You would never utter "have a Coke" if you were really talking about Pepsi would you? See it's important that the distinctiveness of the brands "Roswell Rods" and "Midway Rods" is apparent so that people can tell them apart.
"Were talking about a bunch of stupid videos for crickys sake!" I exclaimed."These can't be brands, they're simple misunderstood images, just like freaking orbs. These rods are a result of people playing with technology they don't really understand.
"Yes, that's your opinion, but in her opinion these videos are the absolute bomb! She thinks it's very important to draw the distinction. You probably think they're stupid videos but they are product in a strictly legal sense. You must at least make some effort to point out that the videos have no connection with her brother's Roswell Rods.
"Egads, how is the Odd Emperor going to do that?"
The Hounds of Hell milled around for a while sniffing things. finally Leo perked up and his tail began to wag.
"Say! Why don't you do this in a comedic way. I mean, we're really talking about bugs and blurry images right? Why don't you play up that angle! Stress that thease are her blurry images not her brother's Make a big deal of it. Your other review was kind of lame anyway, spice it up a little!
Hm. That’s;
pretty good work fellows!
“Thanks”
said the older Shyster. " Say! I’m still pretty hungry!”
Ah, you know boys, I have to lock you up in the dungeon again, but; why don't you go and see the Imperial Chef first OK? he might have some old soup bones for you to gnaw on. maybe some stale bread. You like stale bread don't you?
Sure Boss!
Good hounds, happy hounds! Now run along!
While the loyal Hounds of Hell trouped to the Imperial Kitchens I sat before the Ornate Mahogany Imperial Writing Desk and composed the following for Mr.’s Escamilla in way of reply.
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Next, the Odd Emperor's letter to Becky