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Of course, if one ignores contradictory
observations, one can claim to have an 'elegant' or 'robust' theory. But
it isn't science.
- Halton Arp, 1991, from Science News, Jul 27.
4.1 ALEX CHIU
At
long last! An immortality device that's GUARANTEED! YOU get double your
money back if this device fails to grant you ETERNAL LIFE! (Please note,
this offer is NOT transferable to your next of kin.)
4.2 Historical artwork and UFOs by Matthew Hurley
Very
nicely presented. This site has pretty much what it sounds like. Matthew
Hurley has collected a whole slew of medieval and pre historic artwork
which might be depicting the same sort of unidentified flying objects
that people see today.
4.3 Leading
Edge International Research Group
I don't quite know
what to make of this. It seems to be a sort of cyber religious organization,
it also seems like some sort of elaborate joke! Fair warning, this bloke
uses every html tag and Java script he can get his hands on. You should
have a pretty fast pipe and PC to view this site. That's Internet pipe,
the other kind would help but it's purely optional.
4.4 Mysteries of the Inner Earth
Whoa, here is proof
positive that our lovely Earth is actually a hollow shell with 
vast
and exotic civilizations just waiting to be discovered. My only question,
why doesn't this bloke submit this to one of the geological journals?
Those folks work hard and could use a good laugh!
4.5 Cyberspaceorbit
Another big fat honking site devoted to your favorite subjects - UFOs,
the Mars 
Face,
aliens, Gov. conspiracies, weirdo babies, weirdo people, radar rings,
HARRP, sinister oozings, chupa-whatnots, Atlantis, anomalous who- done-
its, MIBs, orbs, and a host of equally crazy things.
4.6 FLASH RADAR
Radar rings! Some
time ago, these radar composite images started showing up on 
TV
news broadcasts and the Internet. They can be a useful tool for judging
rapidly changing weather and can save countless lives by helping to give
ample warning of approaching storms. HA! Not on your life! Radar composites
show us the HORRIFIC DANGER of RAAAADAR RINGS! ! Now you all can SEE FOR
YOURSELVES how the EVIL United States Government is preparing to squash
you, like the stupid little bug that your are! Even though radar rings
are actually the result of technicians having the attenuation set too
low on their PPI repeaters. (I used to work on these things ya know- )
SHUUUT UP YOU! No radar technician turned GEEK is gong to tell US how
the world will be destroyed! Its the end! Doom! DOOOM TO US ALL!!!!
A very nice looking
elaborate news site. Unexplained Mysteries has grown over the years to
become
(so they claim) one of the largest paranormal news digests on the Internet.
They could be correct. I found a wide range of interesting stuff on this
site, and a big bulletin board too!
4.8 CAFTH SPEAKS
OK, this is a freaky
one. Somebody from Wisconsin is channeling yet another alien being, this
one
looks like an emasculated naked pink alien, clutching a pet iguana in
its little sucker fingered hand. This is the real McCoy folks! All the
rest of em must be fake! You can e-mail CAFTH with a question and he-she-it
will e-mail you back with an answer. Or at least it used to! Aparently
Cafth's phone bill was too high and he had to hang up. But you can at
least read all of the arcived answers to questions that people submitted
over the years. My first question would be something like - don't you
little freaky people believe in pants?
4.9 lunar Anomalies
Another site that
purports to offer the truth behind the idea that there are huge glass
cities on the Moon,
NASA knows about it and keeps this a deep dark secret despite the BILLIONS
of dollars that it would instantly get if it disclosed this sort of information.
This site purports to be a objective look at Hoagland's assertions about
such things. Then the site author goes on to say that he believes everything
Richard Hoagland says.....I'm sorry, I don't think that I necessarily
agree with this definition of objective.
4.10 Timecube
This is the classic
spewing site. The site author, a fellow by the name of Gene Ray asserts
that there
are actually 4 days in each 24 hour period and that this fact has been
carefully hidden from all of humanity by evil establishment types (like
grade school teachers.) This and much more is related in this really weird
"sentence structure" which ignores normal writing convention
and cycles around a kind of staccato métier. For example; "Educators
are teaching doom. I charge academia, religion, media and government with
a criminal act of collusion and conspiracy against children. USA on a
path to cannibalism."- And so on. Additionally he insists on
publishing his entire site in a 40 point font. Hey! He is offering a cool
million to anyone who can disprove that there are 4 days to each 24 hour
period. Now if someone could prove that 24 hours in a day was NOT arbitrary
in the first place.....
4.11 Power of the Mind Magazine
Is it just me or is
this stuff just getting stranger by the day? Power of the Mind (a seminal
work done
in Front Page 3.0 no less) asks a thought provoking question, " What
links an odd fact about the human penis to extraterrestrial life? - Power
of the Mind exclusive" ......Yoooo betch'a mate!
4.12 Earthfiles
This is a site edited
my Mrs Linda Moulton Howe. She was a film journalist who produced an excellent
documentary on animal mutilations. Since that time she has been a regular
on the Art Bell Show and others. This is a news portal page, up to date
and informative ,it's a pretty cool place to keep up on what's strange
in the world.
4.13 IFO Database
You heard it here
first. This fellow has created a web site full of things that are commonly
mistaken
for UFOs. From ORBS to spider silk, chemtrails and contrails. Good solid
scientific backing for his statements. Very little speculation in a nicely
presented series of articles
4.14 National Institute for Discovery Science
This is a very impressive
site. More for a serious UFO researcher than someone who wants to find
out if aunt Grace was abducted by aliens over the holidays. If your are
looking for a site that will tell you about what the reptioids do when
they are not working on world conquest then this site is not for you.
There is and excellent collection of papers covering many facets of the
UFO - meta physical field. All are written in a scholarly professional
style.
4.15 Net Authority (archived at the wayback machine)
This is a classic!
According to their site, Net Authority is "the Internet's premier
authoritative 
body".
The aims of Net Authority is to regulate the Internet so that people will
be safe. The Net Authority has waited patently almost five years for the
world government to take control of the Internet and restrict the godless
devil spawn from publishing their filth! They have prayed and prayed for
someone to stop these crimes against humanity! But the waiting is over!
Now the JUST men of the Net Authority will do what ever they can to stop
these fiends from endangering the God fearing and righteous with their
devilish Internet! I thought this was a joke but these people are serial!
(serious?) They have cool coffee mugs and T-shirts for sale too! Get some
for your friends! (I'm serial!)....
But unfortunately, it was all a hoax perpetrated by Mikycomics.com, as a serious sociological experiment I would imagine.
4.16 Boblazer.com
OK, so I take this
guy with a grain of salt or how about the entire production of the state
of Utah for
about one year! Bob Lazar is one of those fellows who claims to have seen
a so called back engineering project on aircraft built by aliens from
the Zeta Retuculi 1 & 2 star system (a double star system, very unlikly
to support life but lets not let that littel fact stand in our way, hell
lets not let ANY facts stand in our way.) This site is supposedly full
of spine tingling secrete of his experiences but seems to be in fact a
rehash of a series of books about Mr. Lazar. A fellow who has been pretty
much discredited or is some new age messiah depending on who you talk
to. (and what they happen to be smoking.)
BUMMER! The page has gone belly up with an amusing little blurb. "THIS SITE HAS BEEN HACKED TO DEATH." Too bad, so sad. I'm under the impression that running around spewing a bunch of fantastic crap and calling it THE TRUTH is bad for business, bad karma and generally not a good idea.
Late breaking news!! The page is going to be BACK ON LINE around April of 2004 with NEW, UPDATED MATERIAL!!!,
I can't wait! (Added, July 27, 2004)
I know its a weird thought but that's why I'm the Odd Emperor.
Here is the old content from the WayBack Machine.
4.17 The Offical John Edwards web page.
"John Edward
has brought a fresh, honest and thought provoking attitude to the world
of psychic phenomena"
So begins the bio on this guy - now am I missing something crucial? This
person has been blasted all over the SCI FI network (a cable channel that
is well known for it's FACTUAL programing.) He hosts a sort of Psychic
game show where he asks 20 questions or less and ends up telling people
about their dead loved ones. I won't say that he is a fraud, he's a real
honest to goodness medium. Now the fact that mediums are really 100%,
bonified frauds and that they really don't talk to dead people is just
besides the point, right?
If this fellow had
a theses statement, it would read something like this. "Everything
we know 
about
electromagnetism is utter and complete bullcrap!" Hmm...in that case
I wonder just how this computer that I'm writing these words works. Good
thing I keep praying over it or it would have just vanished in a puff
of unworkable physics years ago (I use MS OS so I pray ALOT!). And this
guy says he is a "Ph.D., nuclear engineer, retired Lieutenant Colonel
(U.S. Army), CEO of CTEC, Inc., " Funny he doesn't seem to work in
the field which he has his degree. A brief examination of some of his
papers suggests that he is expounding on a common paranoid belief that
sinister agents of various governments are holding valuable free energy
machines off of the market to line their own pockets from oil sales.....what
was that degree in again?
4.19 Stanton T. Friedman's Home Page
Considered by many
to be the 'father of Rosswell", Dr Friedman is a long time advocate
of the validity
to the ETH of UFOs. That is, he thinks that they are piloted aircraft
which have originated from outside the solar system. Other than some of
the odd things that this fellow has said and the weird books he has written.
Stanton T. Friedman appears to be pretty much who and what he claims to
be. But, he seems to have made up his mind about UFOs in particular in
that nothing anyone can say will change it. This appears to be singularly
unscientific to my mind. "Mountains of evidence" (I'm assuming
that this refers to eye- witness testimony) cannot by itself prove anything.
Only a body , artifact or getting one of those little aliens to speak
a few words at a banquet will make any difference.
4.20 FACES OF GIZA
Just to prove beyond
a shadow of a doubt that you can always find familiar images any set of
random
objects. This site claims that there are a whole bunch of Marsface type
images all over the Giza plateau. Not only that but we are treated with
the thrilling idea that the ancients made made really bad drawings that
can only be seen from orbit, proving that ancient man was a lousy artist!But
wait! There's more! Did you know the great pyramid on the Giza plateau
was actually a huge stereo system? Did you know that ancient Egyptians
traveled to the Moon and Mars using reed and wooden ships? Did you know
that idiots have been proposing stuff like this since the 1970s? And in
case you don't get the message. This entire site is written in a twenty
point type face. Man! That gave the Odd Emperor a headache! Also, the
author seems outraged that the Egyptian government would build roads right
over his newly discovered proof of alien sand sculptures or whatever.
Dude! You can go to ANY set of aerial photographs and find faces and other
familiar objects. Something to do with how the brain works if I remember
correctly!
(Dang.... shouldn't have told him that!)