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The
Empire of the Odd Photo Silliness;
Orbs part 4
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I suspect that SOME people
won't believe me, they might think that I'm completely off of my rocker
and that Orbs are just photographic artifacts created by the peculiar
way that a digital camera takes pictures. Well! Digital cameras are not
the only types of cameras that pick up Orbs Mr. smarty pants!
They might tell you that dust
or any bright object against a dark background will stand when illuminated
by a bright flash. Digital cameras are particularly vulnerable to this
because they are slower than many chemical film cameras. Slower meaning
that they need an extremely bright light source. If you have a camera
that takes pictures in very dim light without a flash you will notice
that the pictures will be orb free most of the time. Pieces of dust can
still adhere to the camera lens and create specks on the picture.
Crap!
You know; they have a point.
See, I know about digital cameras,
I use them all the time. In fact I have been using cameras of almost every
stripe for about 32 years. Cameras frequently record things that we cannot
see. Why? Because the human eye is a camera of sorts but it's not a very
good one. The human eye only picks up a fraction of the stuff around us
at any given moment, the large computer or, the human brain which is attached
to the human eye fills in the rest. It's actually a pretty crappy system,
any disposable camera can image objects far too faint for the human eye.
And cameras don't fill in.
Cameras will image whatever
is in front of them at whatever resolution they are designed for. Cameras
are quite vulnerable to lens flares, artifacts, out of focus objects which
are "invisible" (to the feeble naked eye) and all kinds of other
things.
So, you can sit in a field
one cold and dark night, with your dandy orb locator device for all I
care. You will probably take pictures of orbs all night long. But you
are just taking pictures of dust. In fact, this entire orb thing reminds
me of something.. I can't quite remember what. I'm sure it will come to
me in a moment....
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