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Orbs part 4

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I suspect that SOME people won't believe me, they might think that I'm completely off of my rocker and that Orbs are just photographic artifacts created by the peculiar way that a digital camera takes pictures. Well! Digital cameras are not the only types of cameras that pick up Orbs Mr. smarty pants!

They might tell you that dust or any bright object against a dark background will stand when illuminated by a bright flash. Digital cameras are particularly vulnerable to this because they are slower than many chemical film cameras. Slower meaning that they need an extremely bright light source. If you have a camera that takes pictures in very dim light without a flash you will notice that the pictures will be orb free most of the time. Pieces of dust can still adhere to the camera lens and create specks on the picture.

Crap!
You know; they have a point.

See, I know about digital cameras, I use them all the time. In fact I have been using cameras of almost every stripe for about 32 years. Cameras frequently record things that we cannot see. Why? Because the human eye is a camera of sorts but it's not a very good one. The human eye only picks up a fraction of the stuff around us at any given moment, the large computer or, the human brain which is attached to the human eye fills in the rest. It's actually a pretty crappy system, any disposable camera can image objects far too faint for the human eye. And cameras don't fill in.

Cameras will image whatever is in front of them at whatever resolution they are designed for. Cameras are quite vulnerable to lens flares, artifacts, out of focus objects which are "invisible" (to the feeble naked eye) and all kinds of other things.

So, you can sit in a field one cold and dark night, with your dandy orb locator device for all I care. You will probably take pictures of orbs all night long. But you are just taking pictures of dust. In fact, this entire orb thing reminds me of something.. I can't quite remember what. I'm sure it will come to me in a moment....

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