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The Odd Emperor's page of photo sillyness, part two...ORBS.
Have a comment on this page? Email the Odd Emperor!
I have always been fascinated with orb photos. Why not! It's a facinating subject. How could people be capturing these strange objects which are obviously beings from some strange orb dimension? What else could they be, dust specks? NO WAY!
What are orbs, where could they be from, are they good to eat? Do they believe in rock and roll? These are questions that keep me up at night, questions that force me to hit the liquor cabinet, questions that MUST be answered. So I made this web page to help me find the answers...
...no that's silly, making a web page won't prove the existence of orbs or not, it might validate my opinion regarding them though. See if I invest some time in something I truly believe in, I will defend my beliefs much much more. That's a pretty lame and unscientific way to prove something but it seems to work for the vast majority of orb site creators on the Internet.
So, in order to prove
that orb phots do exsist I decided to do a direct experiment. This 
experiment
will be done with no scientific scruples of any kind so that it will be
guaranteed to return the results that I want. Since I have already made
up my mind a that orbs are strange alien probes from another dimension,
mucking around with science might just prove that orbs are just dust particles
or something, we don't want that!
I started with a random digital camera, in this case it’s Ricoh ROC-7, what they euphemistically call an “image capturing device. I just happened to have one of these handy.
I pointed this camera
into a random area of the palatial Odd Empire Estate and fired the trigger.
Nothing much happened there was a flash and the device preformed as advertised
but – no orbs. 
Rats!
I thought about it for a moment, some people try to call orbs mentally. I attempted to cal the orbs silently but again got nothing. Perhaps a vocal call. I tried shouting at the orbs;
“Here orbs! come. on, let the Odd Emperor take a pretty picture of you!"Still nothing. I must be going about this the wrong way.I tried other things;“Hey Sooooowee Soowee!” I shouted.
Then I remembered
that flapping a blanket will sometimes works I found a nice 
random
fuzzy blanket sitting on the couch in front of me..So
I flapped the blanket while shouting.“Hey
Sooooowee Soowee!” And
oh, my God. Orbs
aplenty, Oodles of orbs. Orbs for every day of the month! Orbs
all over the place! Little
round orbs, blobby orbs, long slender orbs!
This works! Orbs are defiantly real and I, the Odd Emperor know exactly how to call them, but first, the orb photos!