Empire of the Odd

15-10 Encyclopedia Dramatica, Submitted by the Odd Emperor.

Do you find truth offensive? Do you shy away from anything correct, normal, and sane? Or would you rather just incite anarchy and chaos across the web, net, and world?
— HRWiki Guy 10:12, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC) Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica!

Once upon a time, there was Wikipedia; billed as the “the biggest multilingual free-content encyclopedia on the Internet.” It took the “retch” out of research and has managed to confuse people all over the globe.

The thing about Wikipedia though, it’s not very funny. ( also not really a good place to do research but that’s another topic.) Being full of allegedly factual information placed their by allegedly factual people, Wikipedia is said to be one of the largest repositories information anywhere.

What’s all this have to do with the Encyclopedia Dramatica? Not much really. Encyclopedia Dramatica (or ED) is not about facts, or alleged facts or allegedly factual people or even factual people allegedly expounding facts to other allegedly factual people. ED is not about any of that crap!

It’s about the Lutz! (Lol -> lul; lols -> luls; lolz -> lulz.)

For example, this entry has the lutz;. (the following is reproduced lovingly word-for-word from ED without permission)

“Wiccaa” (witch)

Witch is a euphemism for ‘Extremely Flammable Woman’.

(1) Modern ‘witches’ are insane attention whoring 16 year old girls and very easy to annoy. Anybody wishing to pursue a career in trolling should find a witch community. Warning! Do not forget they are all psychic and can perform curses!

(2) Witches usually live with their lesbian aunts and a talking black cat, and love to freak the mundanes with their majicks and telekinesis on a regular basis. Note that true witches do not require wands to perform their tricks, unlike the media wants you to believe. A genuine witch does it all with her finger.

(3) Witches are also responsible for Wiccapedia.

When I followed the link to for “trolling” I got this.

“Trolling”

(2) A person that throws around the troll insult to: anyone who defeats them in an argument, anyone points out facts the real troll doesn’t want people to know, or someone the real troll picks at random to stick falsely with a troll label for sheer lulz. This second type of troll is 98.9999999% of all trolls now and is often called an Anti-troll.

Hmmm, never met one of those!

Well; you get the idea. The good people at ED think that the”internets” are (is) devolving into pure lutz really – really  soon! they are offering their good services to hasten this process (which some people are sure has already begun.)

I could not agree more!

Inducted November 8, 2006

Check this page out! There are more stupid picture tricks here than a photo-bucket full of porn monkeys! Dust in the peanut flash, water on the lens, fingers on the lens, dirt and other crap on the lens. Junk hurled into the air, time exposures of Bic lighters, blurry birds and even out of focus bats…..

All are proof that we are surrounded by anonymous happenings that only the camera lens and a discerning paranormal expert can ferret out.

Or, someone thinks the world is full of rubes (they be right of course—arrrg!)

http://www.bltresearch.com/eyewitness6.html

...as posted on James Gilliland's ECETI mailing list...

Michael Horn, Billy Meier Exclusive Spokesman

In regard to this nonsense from the delusional Gilliland, it's time
that this be said clearly. Gilliland has absolutely NO firsthand
knowledge of Meier, nor does he have anything to substantiate his
assertions. Neither can he actually refer to, let alone comprehend
the voluminous, NON-contradictory information contained in the
24,000+ pages of the information, single-handedly typed out by Meier
over the past 32 years.

"Another Michael Assumption"

The Meier material is so clearly beyond the comprehension of these
New Age wannabes that they are best left to stir in their little
cultic mindset and play out their roles, unwittingly or not, as
guinea pigs for military psy-ops.

"Ah feel the love and peronal slander when logic fails and the mirror
shines brightly."

It obviously escapes their small intellectual capacity to understand
that advanced beings from light years from earth have absolutely NO
need to play hide and seek with a flock of hippies who love to run
after lights in the sky. If Gilliland and his friends want to think
that ETS are "contacting" them, they're entitled to their delusion.
All they have to do to straighten out people like me, who are more
than slightly spoiled by the wealth of tangible evidence and
information in the Meier case, is to start putting something
substantial on the table...the incoherent ramblings of people who are
themselves being misled, while they mislead others, doesn't qualify.

"Don't you just feel the love followed by slander and more
assumptions that hide and seek is all others are doing followed by if
he knew what I knew, I have the elete info."

MH
www.theyfly.com

James Gilliland response: 

Actually I studied the Meier Material when Michael Horn was just a
pup, know Wendle Stevens and Randolf Winters very well as well as
Brit Elders most of which are baffled by the exclusivity and efforts
to discredit all other contactees. I have read each one of his
contact notes watched his videos which is why I have asked the
questions about the many contradictions which are avoided in every
case. Michael Horn the exclusive franchise holder for the US of the
Billy Meier story can only resort to the past evidence yet cannot
address the ongoing attacks and slanderous statements made by such
enlightened souls as they profess to be. Try to get an answer from
him and he will twist it back to the past evidence followed by a
flurry of arrogant slanderous comments. 

Billy's claim as being the only advanced master prophet on the earth
and the only contactee is LAUGHABLE at least sad and delusional at
best. There are many very advanced teachers, healers and elders not
to mention the gifted childen coming in that embarrase me at times
with their wisdom and connection to spirit. Their attempts to
centralize all the information and discredit everyone else is again
cultish and falls into I am the way, the only way and lets arrogantly
raise our egos above all others dismissing all other evidence
concerning other contacts and sightings. Evidence which is
irrefutable to any reasonable mind. This of course having not a
reasonable mind leaves them out of knowing the truth for every
investigator and researcher that has asked them these questions is
met with attack and slander as well as total refusal to look at the
evidence follwed by claims there is no evidence. It is starting to
sound like Seth Shoestack with SETI.  This would be more accurate to
say nothing will ever be enough to change my mind that we are the way
the only way and contactees as the Meier camp professes, not even
their own videos and books. 

"The ego separates, is exclusive and inflates while at the same time
trying to deflate others, the spirit unifies, is supportive and is
all inclusive."

The eclusivity, attacks and slander as well as the lack of base logic
and congruency according to my spidy senses that something went wrong
with this group. 

 Just like according to Billy all the crop circles were hoaxed, the
sightings and contacts are all military black projects other than
Meier's of course, even though many of the contacts especially with
Native Americans and other indigenous people predate any black
projects. The contacts in Mexico, Peru, around the world are fully
documented as ours yet there is a total disregard to investigate or
even look at the evidence as in all cult mentalities and blind
followers. The Yakama Elders speak of extremely advanced beings with
ships that are great healers some of which are in contact to this day
along with many Elders and chiefs from other Nations and their Star
Nation Prophecies. 

The delusion is clearly in their camp and I do not see myself joining
soon, giving a portion of my income to the one true contactee, the
one true prophet chosen by, "SPIRIT FORM" knowing how ridiculous this
sounds to any awakened person with a bit of logic and self esteem.

 With all the dimensions involved in the awakening and healing of
Humanity and Earth possesing craft that Billy and his contacts do not
even know of as well as the fact that Billy in his own books state
there are thousands of off world visitors coming to earth and at
least 7,500 contacts by his group alone it fails all logic and reason
to say there is only one group and he is the only contactee. I fail
to see any logic or benefit in his claims other than self
agrandizement and profit?  I have never dimisssed his prior evidence
In fact I was once one of his greatest fans and supporters until all
the exclusivity and attacks began. In fact we asked Billy to look
into the contacts happening here which are well documented with a
long history only to be met with attacks and slanderous remarks. I
have addressed their recent behavior and motives which they continue
to express as in the letter above. 

If they want to make a buck and act like the contacts are still
happening which according to Billy's video and his notes stopped in
the late 70's due to him turning over in his mind and the group
consciousness not being able to maintain a frequency, the videos and
books Michael seems to not have seen or read and demand a percentage
of people incomes that is their karma. It is a discredit to the ufo
community however to continue with the sharade and unbecomming of an
elightened master, the one true prophet of God and his spokesman with
the US franchise too continue to act in a way that is totally
contradictory and a complete paradox.

PS what do we do with the Boeing Engineers, Physicists, Skunkworks
scientists that come to the ranch and have their own experience with
craft that come right on time due to telepathic communication as they
did last night arriving at 8:59 and 49 seconds for a film crew when I
told them they would buzz us at 9:00. What do we do with their
testimonies on Coast to Coast with 15 million listeners knowing what
we have back enginnered and saying these are not ours? What do we do
with the ships coming in every size shape and color, dropping in from
other dimensions? How do we disqualify all the evidence so as to keep
it all within the Meier box? By the way what does a franchise cost to
be the only authorized spokesman and how can I franchise out my
story? Can I have a clause in the contract to get people to attack
compete and slander all other researchers? The Meier story went from
there are no UFOs at the ranch in the beginning to there are UFOs and
they are all military after the evidence proved otherwise.  Just as
all crop circles are hoaxed then some are made by lessor evolved ETs.
Are Arcturians lessor evolved than your Plejarins with factions that
supported Hitler in the past again according to the contact notes and
your Coast to Coast interview? By the way as far as cults we dont
have a following, do not demand a percentage of income from people to
join and the news letter is about all you can join and it is free.
People that come here are not followers just interested people in
getting to the truth. Could the pot possibly be calling the kettle
black?

By: Mohamed Amiin.
Mogadishu 26, March.07 ( Sh.M.Network

A mysterious device looking like a satellite or UFO has landed and spotted near buulo burde town in south Somalia.

Villagers report that the device fell five days ago in area which lies forty kilo meters north of Buulo burde town.

The device is occupying in an area of one hundred Meters Square as villagers who spotted this device confirmed to Shabelle Radio.

“In the evening of last Wednesday, a large device flew over our head and moments later, we heard a large sound, BAM! said Ilyas Ali, a villager who lives nearby where this large device has fallen.

Ilyas spoke of the device, telling that in the daylight it glitters and in a nighttime, it turns lights and speaks a strange language which ca’t be understood by the villagers.

The impact of the unidentified device has killed a camel which was grazing nearby.

Because of the remote area it fell, news of the device is emerging gradually now despite its fall of five days ago.

Shabelle Media Network Somalia
E-mail us: info@shabelle.net

15-9 Awaken the Master Remote Services. Submitted by the Odd Emperor.

This is the home pages of Reverend Carolyn Fumia, clairvoyant, healer and personal contact for Jesus. Is that your savior or is that your pimp? (Whup! Channeling Triumph the Insult Comic dog again¦ bad Triumph!)

“Healing happens so fast, some think it is magic. There is no magic involved. Reverend Carolyn Fumia clairvoyantly views the patterns needing correction to create wholeness on all levels. She is very thorough in her work, addressing the physical, emotional, mental and spiritual attributes in her ministration. ”

Well, that part’ true at least. Faith healing has certainly hit the Information Indexing Age. (the Information Age having died a swift death on the Internet.) Reverend Carolyn Fumia is not one to shirk new technology! And I’m sure it works, why– medical doctors have confirmed that bad organs were replaced via the holy spirit or something like that. Wowee! Think of all those people languishing on dialysis! Heck, Reverend Carolyn Fumia only charges $100 an hour, most surgeons charge much more than that !

“Note!! Jesus of Nazareth, aka Lord Joshua is not the same being as the reptillian known as sananda who is of the 7th depth of the hell worlds”

I’ll.. (ummm) try to remember it. Any reason I might need to?

Inducted November 8, 2006

Once upon a time, there was this nutball,

.

Thirty-nine took their own lives because of him.

They thought that they were going to heaven,

on the back of a comet.

Hale-bop to be precise.

They were a UFO cult.

I say were.

Because now they are all dead!

They didn’t live,

happy or otherwise.

The End!

http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/nrms/heavensgate_mirror/index.html
Heaven’s Gate memorial. This is the way their web page looked on the day of their suicide.
http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/nrms/heavensgate_mirror/book/book.htm
THE book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven’s_Gate_(cult)
Wikipedia

From some Czech model–as imagined by Kal Korff

“Dobry den. In my language, which is Czech, this means “good morning”My name is Martina Tycova, and this is my first series of articles ever published in English, in the West, in about three years. The last article I helped write in the English language was on the subject of Bigfoot.

Currently, I am working on a series of books in English as well, but more about them later.

Here I am again, back to the subject of the “paranormal” only this time things are much more serious than some guy running through the woods wearing a gorilla suit.

The subject I will be focused on for quite sometime ion this extensive article series is the web site UFO Watchdog.”

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How very sad! This article’s been pulled!

But here’s something else!

From one of the Orange orb blogs…I forget which.

I thought this would be the last of the “Trent Tempest” that recently went on, (see notes below) but I’m inspired to write a bit more on this. One of my observations about this whole thing has been the Trickster aspect in this little affair.

The Trickster is everywhere in UFO and Fortean events, and I think this point is often missed by many researchers. As irritating as the hoaxes and hucksters are, and as bewildering as the surreal moments in UFOlogy are,these elements are a necessary part, an innate part, of the phenomena.

Often both UFOlogists and the pathological skeptics call for some sort of what I call a cry to “cleanse the cultural landscape of woo.” Get rid of the hucksters, the embarrassing ones, the harmless pranksters — all of them. On the pro-UFO side, a rational (usually) call for saner behavior is made. On the rabid, anti UFO side, there are those who want a crusade against anything “woo.”

Personally, I’d like the Raelians to go away, for a long list of reasons. Reluctantly, however, I realize they’re simply a part of the big UFO picture.

The Trickster in Brief
The Trickster is not a person. It’s not an individual, not a human. I’s not a cartoon character, or a comic book icon.

The Trickster is a manifestation of a phenomena, an element, an idea. It’s cross cultural. The Trickster goes by many names, and many guises, and many guises within any one culture.

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(by way of FARK.)

By JUAN CARLOS LLORCA
Associated Press Writer

GUATEMALA CITY (AP) — Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate “bad spirits” after President Bush visits next week, an official with close ties to the group said Thursday.

“That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture,” Juan Tiney, the director of a Mayan nongovernmental organization with close ties to Mayan religious and political leaders, said Thursday.

Bush’s seven-day tour of Latin America includes a stopover beginning late Sunday in Guatemala. On Monday morning he is scheduled to visit the archaeological site Iximche on the high western plateau in a region of the Central American country populated mostly by Mayans.

Tiney said the “spirit guides of the Mayan community” decided it would be necessary to cleanse the sacred site of “bad spirits” after Bush’s visit so that their ancestors could rest in peace. He also said the rites – which entail chanting and burning incense, herbs and candles – would prepare the site for the third summit of Latin American Indians March 26-30.

Bush’s trip has already has sparked protests elsewhere in Latin America, including protests and clashes with police in Brazil hours before his arrival. In Bogota, Colombia, which Bush will visit on Sunday, 200 masked students battled 300 riot police with rocks and small homemade explosives.

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15-8 Wecome to Booo, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to to Aliens Ate My Buick guy.

 

 

 

 

 

Our web-site is devoted to the search for ghosts, giving us a forum where we report our findings of the paranormal. Whether you are a casual surfer, reading stories as you go, or a devoted lover of the paranormal, it is our hope that this site can bring you closer to the hauntings of Bellingham.

Sounds like a dating service.

Why is it that all “ghost busting” pages must be
1), Badly written.
2) Badly marked up
3) Difficult to navigate and
4) black with white text?
Is that in a manual somewhere or do all ghostbusting web ministers purposely ignore the basic conventions of web publishing?

Well, whatever the reason, Bellingham Boo is another “Call us an we will validate your belief that your home is haunted, we’ll take photos of dust to prove it. They are passionate about “investigating” and discovering hauntings, real or imagined! You won’t know the difference and Boo probably won’t either.

Inducted November 5, 2006