Odd Empire Update, 15-8 Wecome to Booo,

15-8 Wecome to Booo, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to to Aliens Ate My Buick guy.

 

 

 

 

 

Our web-site is devoted to the search for ghosts, giving us a forum where we report our findings of the paranormal. Whether you are a casual surfer, reading stories as you go, or a devoted lover of the paranormal, it is our hope that this site can bring you closer to the hauntings of Bellingham.

Sounds like a dating service.

Why is it that all “ghost busting” pages must be
1), Badly written.
2) Badly marked up
3) Difficult to navigate and
4) black with white text?
Is that in a manual somewhere or do all ghostbusting web ministers purposely ignore the basic conventions of web publishing?

Well, whatever the reason, Bellingham Boo is another “Call us an we will validate your belief that your home is haunted, we’ll take photos of dust to prove it. They are passionate about “investigating” and discovering hauntings, real or imagined! You won’t know the difference and Boo probably won’t either.

Inducted November 5, 2006

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CONVENTION CRASHING: INTERNATIONAL UFO CONGRESS

 By way of UFO Updates

Close encounters of the unbelievable kind

By Brendan Buhler
Las Vegas Sun

It’s because of the vortex that Cynthia T. Crawford sculpts clay aliens. That and the portal.

See, the vortex comes down into her Arizona house near the Superstition Mountains, and the beings, including the Ant People, come out of it. Sometimes a portal opens up and she goes and visits them and then comes back in a rush of blue light. Freaks the dogs out.

The beings found her through her spiritual frequency, she says, and they told her that one of her missions on this planet is to make people comfortable with the beings so that we’re not afraid, when the time comes. So she sculpts clay busts of almond-noggined beings (the ones with the pipe-cleaner antennae are the Ant People) and little silver baby beings.

“But I cannot take credit for these. My beings make them through me, they use my hands, my eyes,” Crawford says. “They make me tell people that so no one thinks I’m some great sculptor.”

Crawford is cagey on price, saying she’ll sell only to people who feel a “true resonance.”

That’s why she was in the sales pavilion Thursday at the 16th annual International UFO Congress Convention and Film Festival at the Aquarius Hotel in Laughlin. Also there was a numerologist who says she’s bad at math, a self-proclaimed “Alien Hunter,” tarot card readers, crystal hawkers, pyramid petters, booksellers and DVD vendors. Oh, the DVDs. Films about aliens, of course, but also the 9/11 conspiracies, the Illuminati, international banking, how the moon landings were faked, chupacabras, unknown powers (“You Have Them, Too”) and dolphins (“Healers of the Sea”).

And of course, Lloyd Pye, who has a deformed skull (not his, but one he has). He calls it Starchild, because the simplest, most plausible explanation for a swollen, flattened skull is that it’s an alien-human hybrid. Pye used to be a Bigfoot researcher and is author of a book that claims the Earth has no crust under its oceans. He considers himself the most serious scientific guy at the convention.

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Extraterrestrial Hypotheses as Contemporary and Anagalous Socio-Mythos Construct of the Pop Cultural Milieu
From the Saucerian Outsider blog, this item came my way:

The Explanatory Theory of the Supposed Extraterrestrial Hypotheses as Contemporary and Anagalous Socio-Mythos Construct of the Pop Cultural Milieu

Average citizens in Western, non-Western (Occidental) Industrial and Third, Fourth and emergent Fifth World countries still cling to specific religious, spiritual, philosophical systems involving “aliens” from other worlds. These tales vary yet sub-currently share similarities of iconography. The enthusiastic mavens of UFOlogy mistake these symbols of mere cultural communications for proof of alien (ie extraterrestrial) beings that are the causes for seemingly mysterious and conspiratorial events: cattle “mutilations”alien “abductions,”crop circles, etc. Whereas in point of fact, all these occurrences are nothing more than unfortunate yet solidly prosaic occurrences lacking in any so-called “Fortean,” paranormal, anomalous or UFOlogical basis.

We know that these interpretative subjective experiences are nothing more than mundane events containing several elements of easily explainable and verifiable (hence: real) data that nonetheless, due to human frailty as well as a grossly undereducated general population, persist in being presented as paranormal or UFOlogical to the detriment of society and human advancement in terms of critical thinking.This severely and grossly prohibits the otherwise innate biological imperative towards quantum leaps in humanisticonic evolutionary advancement.

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Odd Empire Update 15-7. Within the Spiral Matrix – AKA ET Freinds

15-7 Within the Spiral KAMatrix, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Aliens Ate My Buick guy.

(“beyond the duality of the 3rd dimension which is linear,
into the holographic spheres of the heart and intuitive potentials”)

Now what the hell is that supposed to mean? “Holographic spheres of the heart?” I really hate it when people use techno garble to try and describe something that they don’t really understand. I suffered through seven years of Star Trek, the Next Generation for crying loud! Stop it!!!!

What I do understand about Within the Spiral Matrix is this. Spiral Matrix is not your run-of the-mill new age web page. No it’s a world class freaky new age web page. (That’s a complement coming from me dears, don’t get riled up now.)

Now, truthfully, I’ve been around the Imperial Marine Biology lab a bit, the staff there assures me that anyone who claims to talk to dolphins is not playing with a full oyster. (The proper term is’“Bottlenose Dolphin” or Tursiops truncatus, a Dolphin is actually a type of fish. )


But that’s what the experts say, what the flip do they know! Joan Ocean knows Dolphins – and Whales – and Orbs and Bigfoots!


They have developed soft and hard technologies which include: free energy; organic light vehicles; frequency-propulsion systems; interplanetary and interdimensional communication and travel; freedom from time and space constraints; and beautiful, pristine environments. In some instances, ETs have evolved to states of perfect health; advanced mental capabilities; telepathy; thought creations; molecular transformation; virtual immortality; and an active and loving relationship with the Great Order of Universal Geometries.


Oooo! I can dig it! I once had a torrid relationship with a triangle, until I found out it was a tetrahedral, (yuck!)


For many years the presence of these ET Friends was ignored or denied by people who focus on Earthbound concerns and occupations. However, their presence in our skies and on our minds is so prevalent, that they can no longer be dismissed.


Blaa blaa blaa, Stop worrying about car payments, the kid’s college tuition and the mortgage, you might start seeing space aliens!

I can’t argue with that!

But seriously, even though the tenants of Ms Ocean’s arguments are silly and unfounded, we can be comforted by the thought that Bigfoot is really a Dolphin-in-the-woods and Dolphins are pan-dimensional creatures that LUV us and really want you to eat safe tuna products. I’m not sure what Bigfoot wants us to eat.

Just remember that Bigfoots are also pan-dimensional beings that can teleport at will! One might pop into your bedroom one dark-and-stormy night to poke you in the bellybutton!

It’s possible! It could happen!

Inducted October 22, 2006

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Of Skeptics

I was speaking with an old friend this very morning and had a brainstorm. It came as a bolt from the blue — as most brainstorms do.

People who believe in UFOs, aliens, bigfooums and chupa-whatnots are being skeptical!

Let me say that say that again. The people who believe in conspiracies, sinister oozings, strange – strangers in black suits, aliens, witches, ghost and the entire zoo of paranormal phenomena are being skeptical. In fact they are far FAR more skeptical than you or I (assuming you don’t really believe in such things.)

In fact, people who believe in paranormal stuff are being arch -MEGA-SKEPTICS!

Wow! It all fits!

Here’s what I’m talking about. Lets say that , you go to work each day. Come home, feed the kids, kick back and watch a little TV have a brew or six. You are normal (other than a drinking problem.) l am I right? You accept that perhaps the current administration sucks, the local ball club stinks, lite beer is OK and that reality TV programming is an awful festival of people being nasty to each other (or maybe you like that crap.. I don’t know!)

But the rest of you, the people who believe the space brothers are coming tomorrow to save ourselves from ourselves. You who believe smellier cousins of man even now, fight to survive in our dwindling Federal Parks and Forest System. You who think strange monsters lurk in vast unexplored places deep beneath the Earth’s crust. Those who believe the idea that a garrulous collage drop-out and science fiction writer could do psychological research and come up with the secret of everything. Those who sit around hoping that they will suddenly be transported to heaven. Those who think they are the chosen of God. You who think you can silence free speech.

You are far more skeptical than I!

You see, I don’t believe as you do. I’m not skeptical of the world as you are. I’m accepting of the status quo as Alfred is oft to say. At least so much that I cannot change more than a small portion of it.

Your skepticism takes you into worlds of reality that I can only imagine. I say this with utter sincerity because the world some of you travel in resides only in my imagination. They are not real worlds to me! They are figments, bumps in the night that have logical explanations–all. They are things that I dream about. Things that I investigate.

UFOs as phenomena is real enough. I’m simply not skeptical enough to assign more than a minute possibility that they be more than just unidentified aircraft or some other damn thing. Skeptical people look at UFOs and say , “ That’s GOT to be an alien spacecraft. Skeptical people reject the common-sense notions that we don’t know about everything flying around up there. We don’t understand everything there is to know about weather or how light reflects off of say, bird bellies. We don’t really know how a decoy flare or twenty of them might look after being ejected out of military plane. These things might look like nothing, or birds or weather or planes.

Or if you are very very skeptical, they might just look like aliens.

Skeptical of the real world that is.

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Lord Rick departs for the Pine Barrens and Points North!

 

 

Some of you may have noticed that I’ve given quite a bit of ink over to Lord Rick, the self professed chosen-one and man-god of the Paranormal and Ghost Society or PGS. PGS is (according to Lord Rick) the largest paranormal investigative group in North America comprising of thousands of members nationwide. He also claims to have been in numerous TV, Radio and newspaper pieces and one or two books.

When asked about these publications and the actual number of Society members, Lord Rick declined to comment but this week he sets out on his greatest adventure yet! A spine tingling journey to the forbidding and unexplored Pine Barrens of New Jersey!

Well, I suppose they were probably explored once or twice but Lord Rick and his boon companion “Adam” are, even now winging across the open skies. Lord Rick, by dint of supra-human strength and more than normal bravery has overcome his deep seated fear of flying, Man-God Lord Rick dreams of pulling a stewardess into one of those small aircraft WCs and–

Oh darn, I’ve got this scene from Snakes on a Plane in my head and can’t get it out.

Let’s let Lord Rick, man-god and self professed chosen-one-with-a-destiny explain what’s going on, he’s SO much better at it than I!

 

 

And….So….The….Countdown Began’s…..One day until the PGS team heads on out to NJ a state full of history, lore, ghost stories. A place where George Washington himself once marched across. This trip means everything to me, my team and hopefully our fans. Although its a well investigated state it will make a nice addition to our site and were going to very much succeed.

We will be leaving early Thursday morning and just about as soon as we leave the Airport the investigating will began about an hour after will starting our investigation with a historical site then hiking up on a mountain. Our first day will be very busy I want to get the guys blood flowing and get a rhythm going on. Then the rest of the days will mainly be spent out in the pine barrens as we search for the Jersey Devil. I am an extremely good cryptozoologist I will find some evidence of the winged bastard lol believe me when I say this. We got one shot to do it right so we will make it count. We have a lot of wonderful historical sites will be visiting ghost towns, cemeteries, land marks, famous wagon trails and much more. I am very prepared I spent ALOT of money on new equipment for this trip and things for our team to survive the harsh cold conditions.

This investigation is special to us its going to set the tone of how 2007 is going to go with all the new website changes and this trip many will look at us differently were going to fulfill a destiny which is going to bring nothing but good things to our group and this organization for many years to come. The history, photos, reports etc will only be available to subscribers. So get a subscription if you can a year is a better deal to go with. Also I must say this is addressed to all my forums I am quite disappointed with the selfishness of my members. We have really not received any donations for this trip I hate the idea that people lack such spirit or have no dire need to be a part of something so big. Donations are not pay check they are a way for us to have enough to money to travel, purchase equipment, batteries, film etc etc Adam, Andrew and I spent well over a 1000 dollars on this trip out of our pockets we do this cause we appreciate the unknown and cherish the adventure but nonetheless one donation can go a long ways it might mean the difference between life and death I will not explain as to what I mean but lets put it this way if we want to purchase extra things we wont be able to thus it could hinder us more so if you are feeling the spirit and cheering us on from the side lines please take the time to donate and lend a hand.

Unfortunately, the self professed chosen-one has gotten a bad case of – Something!

In a recent MySpace posting, Rick the man-god writes;

 

I do not want to make anyone panic but I am leaving for New Jersey Wednesday night and I have fallen very ill. My medical is being changed and I have no doctor or a way to get the anti biotics I need. But I have an infection its in my neck, glands, and is moving down into my shoulder.

If anybody can give me some anti biotics hell even 8 to 10 of them just enough to help it before I leave for my trip Ill pay you for them or at least return a favor. I am not fending well hell I have not eaten in over 24 hours and that is very rare for me. But I need the help cause I leave for new jersey and ill be camping out in the woods on snow and be hiking 10 miles a day up in the hills i am afraid without them I may not make it back home but my trip is already paid for so duty calls.

 

Yawoee! Someone send this man some meds QUICK!

One helpful soul suggests;

 

The blue-green mold on stale bread, makes penicillin. It’s unrefined, and not very “tasty”, but it works. The juice that the mold exudes, is penicillin. I’ve also read that you could just mix the mold with water and drink it.

Hmmm.. moldy water…. have to (er) try that someday. (NOT!)

Another person on one of Ricks many Yahoo groups has this advice.

 

I took care of my self by going to the local feed store. Just go get some cow or horse antibiotix and give yourself a shot I am sure you can find equivalency on the net some were. I had bought a book some where that had cross referances for humans in it. Never had a Doctor bill. And very cheep and quick. Well its an option.

Yep! I’m sure THAT would work.

His august lordship, man-god Rick responds;

 

I did not get a hold of any anti biotics and as far as the friend who told me about making penicillin from bread I wish I had known I got empty capsuls and had some I threw away a few days ago sighs. I hope that the plane has some nice looking girls man you have no idea how much I fantasy about taking a flight attendant to the restroom and just giving it to her good haha. But right now I dont look so well so that even is out of the question. I am very miserable right now because of the gland swelling it has caused me to have nausea, dizziness, headaches, and major fatigue it gets better then comes back with a fever its constant.

Anyway, all of us at the Odd Empire wish Lord Rick, chosen-one and man-god extraordinaire the very best of luck camping out in the middle of winter.

Here’s the five day forecast;

Brrrr! I get the chills just thinking about it. I’ll be sitting in my Imperial Office-Desk with the Imperial fireplace lit, raising a mug of hot chocolate to you Man-God Rick!

Good luck, hope you find that nasty Jersey Devil!

Now get-outa here ya nut!

 

 

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A case study in credulity

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by R. Dean Brock

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, born May 22, 1859 in Edinburgh, Scotland, is most-remembered for his popular works of fiction detailing the adventures of that intrepid detective Sherlock Holmes, and his assistant, Watson. Throughout Doyle’s various works, Holmes was depicted as a sort of “Renaissance man,” learned and well-spoken, a bastion of “right reason.” By coupling his acute powers of observation with his critical thinking skills, Holmes always solved the crime and nabbed the culprit. Generations of readers were enthralled by such novels as The Hound of the Baskervilles and The Sign of Four, among Doyle’s two other novels and numerous short stories featuring Holmes and Watson. Doyle’s fictional detective continues to enjoy a degree of popularity among readers in the new Millennium, and remains the subject of both television dramas and live theater.

Ironically, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, himself, proved to be anything but a tower of rationality. By saying this, we refer not to his avowed interest in the spiritualist movement which flourished in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, of which the séance and the medium were hallmarks; neither do we refer to his belief in certain varieties of elemental spirits; in essence, such beliefs are fundamentally no more “bizarre” than many religious beliefs that countless millions still adhere to, today. Rather, we refer to his willingness to abandon his critical faculties and publicly endorse what are now known to be crude hoaxes, simply out of his need to believe.

Among the hoaxes which Doyle embraced was the phenomenon popularly dubbed the “Fox rappings,” so-named after two sisters from Hydesville, New York, Kate and Margaret Fox, who claimed, in 1848, to be in communication with the spirit of a peddler who had been murdered many years before, in the basement of the house where they lived. The story of the Fox rappings was a sensation in the press when it first came out, and the two sisters became immediate celebrities. Indeed, the Fox rappings are considered by many to be the event which gave rise to “modern spiritualism” (a term employed here to distinguish 19th century spiritualism from ideas about the afterlife arising from earlier times).

Quite simply, the Fox sisters claimed that they had heard rapping noises in their house during the night, and over a period of time had developed a sort of language that allowed them to communicate, through various codified knocks, with the spirit of the deceased peddler. Eventually, their communication with the deceased soul became more sophisticated, progressing to automatic writing, and finally to voice communication.

Predictably, for a period when traveling medicine shows and “snake oil” were practically ubiquitous, self-styled mediums began to spring up across the frontier American landscape, conducting séances and purporting to be in contact with the “other side.” Some did this merely for donations; others charged, outright, for their services. Either way, money was surely the motive with a sizeable percentage of these “praciticioners.” Perfecting their “art” over time, each medium devised an array of “signs” to indicate to external observers that they were in contact with the departed, thus ensuring the receipt of their fee: the table might rise, objects might mysteriously appear upon the table, or the medium would simply take on a glassy-eyed appearance and begin to intone the words of the spirit communicating with him or her. Some mediums simply stuck with the time-honored tradition of “spirit-rapping.”

Skeptics were around, then as now, and they suspected – rightly so – that much of this mediumship constituted parlour tricks and cheap theatrics, perpetrated upon gullible individuals eager to communicate with their deceased loved ones. However, regardless of whatever warnings or admonitions the skepticsl offered to the general public, uncritical belief in spiritualism, séances, and mediums continued to rise, giving birth to a range of metaphysical traditions, among them the “Theosophy” of Madame Helena Blavatasky. Theosophical ideas have since been incorporated into many of the “New Age” philosophies of the present day, including the UFO “contactee cults” of the 1950s.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, despite his fame-status as a prolific writer, was one of those who “wished to believe.” Consequently, when Margaret Fox confessed, in 1888, in front of an audience of 2000 persons, that she and her sister had faked the “rapping” noises by cracking their toe joints, and even went so far as to demonstrate the technique in her stocking feet, Doyle simply refused to believe. He wrote, “Nothing that she could say in that regard would in the least change my opinion…that there is an occult influence connecting us with an invisible world….”

This, however, was not to be the greatest of Doyle’s follies. In 1917, two young ladies living in Cottingley, Yorkshire – Elsie Wright (16) and Francis Griffith (10) – produced photographs that they had taken with a simple box camera, showing each of them interacting with various species of fairies that lived in their English country garden. The photos, which look horribly fraudulent to the modern eye accustomed to television, movie, and advertising special effects, apparently did not look so fraudulent to many individuals in the early 20th century, when photography was still a relatively new innovation. Many people accepted the girls’ story at face value, and lauded the photographs as incontrovertible proof that elemental nature spirits exist.

Foremost among these “believers” was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who wrote a book about the Cottingley photographs, The Coming of the Fairies, a book which is still in print, to the best of this author’s knowledge, and which some still undoubtedly accept as at least partially factual. After this volume was published, Doyle went on to argue at length in various public venues for the authenticity of the Cottingley photographs, and the existence of fairies in general, even as he was lampooned in the press for being of lesser mind than his fictional invention, Sherlock Holmes.

The fact of matter, in regard to the Cottingley photographs, is that the “fairies” not only look like two-dimensional paper cutouts, but their manner of dress and and hair arrangements look curiously like the standards of the period, rather than what one might expect of bonafide elementals. The photographs, likewise, fall to pieces when examined by an expert: the lighting is all wrong, the fairy-wings are stationary and not blurred, even when the fairies appear to be hovering in the air about Elsie’s sweet face.

Elsie and Francis were still alive in 1982, and admitted in an interview that they had faked the first four of their fairy pictures. Presumably, their failure to admit that all the photographs were fakes is to be taken as an unspoken claim that the remaining photograph is genuine, despite the fact that Fred Gettings, in his 1978 book Ghosts in Photographs, had revealed the source of the fairy cutouts – a 1915 child’s book illustrated by Claude Shepperson.

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Healthy skepticism and blind faith

By: Aaron Sakulich

Issue date: 2/9/07 Section: Ed-Op
Originally published: 2/9/07 at 5:27 AM EST
Last update: 2/9/07 at 5:26 AM EST

In writing this column, I usually focus on crass matters of a pecuniary nature. Psychics, occult enthusiasts, believers of the paranormal, people who have seen UFOs, and other con men are well known for being able to sucker money out of those who lack skepticism. But it could always be worse. If you’ve been taken for a ride, chances are you’re out of some cash. At least you’re still alive. Not so lucky are the less-skeptical inhabitants of parts of the rest of the world.

Tientsin, China, in 1900 was no place for non-Chinese folks to be. The Chinese, tired of foreign powers meddling in their affairs, were ready for rebellion. They besieged the part of the city containing the foreign embassies; originally built so that the government could keep track of foreign diplomats, the Europeans turned this area into a veritable fortress, holding off the Chinese for almost two months before they were supplied with fresh arms and men.

They were fighting a combined force of government troops and guerillas known by a variety of names, but the one I see most often is The Fists of Righteous Harmony, commonly known by their nickname, the Boxers. These men believed that they did not need weapons, for the bullets of their enemies would bounce harmlessly off their skin; they also had faith that once the battle was joined, millions of spirit soldiers would rise from the dead and fight alongside them.

It was a short-lived rebellion.

The European nations banded together and turned China into a slaughterhouse. The Chinese government was forced to sign a humiliating treaty that more or less gave the European governments everything they had.

Am I saying that the Chinese of the time should not have rebelled? Absolutely not. They were being treated terribly and had every right to rebel. What I am saying is that blind faith led them directly into a meat grinder. If they had not had blind faith in their own magical abilities, if some of the leaders or thinkers of the time had been more skeptical about unproven, unprovable claims, then the rebellion wouldn’t have been the hollow exercise that it was. (I should note that the Boxers didn’t slouch when it came to slaughter; the country was rid of foreign missionaries, Roman Catholics and Christians in general practically overnight.)

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When Did Science Become the Enemy?

By Seth Shostak
SETI Institute
posted: 15 February 2007
12:05 pm ET

You, dear reader, are one in a thousand.

The fact that you’re confronting this column on a web site devoted to space science and astronomy makes you roughly as rare as technetium.  Despite the fact that astronomy is one of the two most popular science subjects in American schools (the other is biology), it’s really not that popular.

The overwhelming majority of the citizenry has other interests, and looming large among them are the peccadilloes and personal intrigues of the rich and famous.  Consider the contrast: in the past week the Space Telescope Science Institute released a startlingly detailed photo of a distant cluster of galaxies, a picture that gives even the non-expert a good idea of the structure of these, the largest entities in the universe. The photo of cluster Abell S0740 an image that would have bedazed every previous generation of humans probably didn’t even make it to the front section of your local newspaper.

However, what did garner front-page ink last week, not to mention huge dollops of chatter on talk radio, was the unexpected death of Anna Nicole Smith, a former Playboy Playmate and reality TV star.

Movie director Frank Capra wasn’t disclosing a staggering new truth in noting that ‘“what interests people is people.’ One dead-obvious reason is that those who are thoroughly unresponsive to their fellow humanoids don’t get a lot of representation in the next generation.  We’re most interested in people, in the same way that click beetles are most interested in click beetles.  That’s evolution.

But why the seemingly preternatural fascination with famous personalities, be they powerful figures (politicians, for example) or mere celebrities, as was Ms Smith?

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AT LAST, what you all have been waiting for!!!!

In all their glory!

The Odd Emperor has absolute PROOF that Rich Rice and his RRR group are in fact RESEARCH GODS!!!!!

ABSOLUTE AND POSITIVE PROOF!!!!

IT’ S RIGHT HERE! I’m the only entity in the ENTIRE universe that has this information!!! Not even Rich Rice and the RRR group are privy to the AMAZING FACTS that only I have and you don’t.

Which is ironic because, they are freaking research gods and all….

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