Odd Empire Update! 15-12 Cutting Through the Matrix with Alan Watt.

15-12 Cutting Through the Matrix with Alan Watt Submitted by the Odd Emperor

Not to be confused with Alan Watts the Philosopher, Alan Watt is sometimes called “the thinking man’s David Icke,” that’s like calling someone someone a poop sandwich instead of a sh%$ sandwich.

 

 

“To form is to Shape. People are shaped by IN-Forming. Information is
neutral, like law, neither true nor false. Masters of Gnosis dispence the
sequences of directives which, in scientifically designed order, form the
ideas, opinions and life, the beliefs, reality AND DESTINY of the receiver
YOU. When IN-DOCTRINATION is complete you have been MASTERED.”

You know who’s really been mastered? Someone who pays money for this kind of gibberish. Mastered? How about pawned! This fellow wants to pawn your brain! Just like David Icke.

On thing I found to be kind of funny is the page author makes several pleas to people to stop stealing his stuff. Gaa! Who the heck would want to!

Inducted April 1, 2007

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Odd Empire Update, 15-11. A.P.A.R.T. of Washington

15-11 A.P.A.R.T of Washington, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Man-God Rick.

I wonder what in the heck is going on! Everyone and their brother is getting into ghost busting.

HEY! Helloooow! Ghost Busters was a MOVIE! It was FICTION! The StayPuffed Marshmallow Man was just a special effect! Bill Murray did not really boff Sigourney Weaver as she floated over her bed (although it would have been fun to watch.)

WELL! All the good people at A.P.A.R.T of Washington have no intention of letting some facts stand in their way. According to A.P.A.R.T of Washington;

We will always strive to do this in the utmost professional manner, and with complete discretion. We assist in helping, comforting and educating those who do not understand, or may be frightened by, the events happening around them.

Well sure, complete discretion other than the fact that they publish the results which mostly consist of
(a) we visited some home where people believe they are being haunted by ghosts.
(b) We hung around with our cheap-assed video cameras and some psychics.
(c) All the psychics thought there was a ghost in the house
(d) The cameras picked up orbs and shit. And finally
(e) We believe there is a ghost in the house!

Wow! With that kind of scientific investigation I bet they could find a ghost or two in the Odd Empire Imperial Palace! With me following them around muttering “you people are a bunch of clowns! There are no ghosts here!” Fuck the demons scare them away!

So! If you want some nice people to come to your home have and tell you that you have a ghost infestation (assuming you live in Auburn, Washington.) Call these folks up. If you think all this ghost business is a bunch of nonsense, I have a great 1984 comedy movie to show you.

Watch out for Gozer people!

Inducted March 23, 2007

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Folklore of the Space Age

Thanks to UFO Updates for the link

By
James Oberg

The great age of exploration in the 1500s witnessed the creation of its own folklore: sea serpents, unicorns and unipeds, the Fountain of Youth and the Seven Cities of Cibola. Not surprisingly, the young Space Age has also witnessed a similar body of myth and legend, based on rumors, travellers’ tales, misinterpretations, wild imaginations, and self-serving fabrications.

This lecture elucidates the most popular of these stories and to trace them to their sources, not merely to refute them but to understand the processes which created them and helped them spread. Their popular appeal is analyzed. Related, authentic mysteries are discussed, along with guidelines for telling the difference. The tone is humorous and sympathetic, not negative.

In a culture of conspiracies, why not imagine a conspiracy to either “fake” the moon flights, or to conceal a vast array of moon bases — and new books, articles, WWW pages, and lectures have appeared on this theme. Meanwhile, many UFO stories around the world are based on honest public misperception of space and rocket activity. The most interesting case occurred in the Soviet Ukraine in the late 1960’s, when secret space weapons tests caused fireballs to appear frequently in the evening sky. The public reported these as “crescent-UFOs” and that’s the way they are recorded in the UFO literature. An official team from Moscow’s Academy of Sciences even published a formal study verifying that the phenomenon was unexplainable in earthly terms. But it was all a coverup of an illegal weapon which the USSR had signed a treaty promising not to deploy. Similar UFO cases from Russia, China, France, Argentina, and the US can be traced back to unusual space activities.

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James Gilliland, mighty cult guru and communications expert!

I was innocently enjoying the sun-drenched Imperial Atrium the other day when my trusty Imperial Postmaster delivered a smoking letter on his fine silver letter tray. I looked at it with some trepidation, it was entitled simply “your blog”and was from none other than the thin-skinned guru himself, James Gilliland.

You remember James Gilliland! Ex construction helper and bag-boy. Owner of a failed real-estate firm. “He studied biology, chemistry, physics, psychology, pre-law and pre-dental, yet did not acquire a degree or practice professionally.”

“After a near death experience brought about by drowning, James miraculously gained the power of sight,. Oh no– I’m sorry, his EYES were finally opened. He realized that all that shit he bought on credit had depreciated so he went on a “spiritual journey.”

He was certified “an intuitive visionary of the highest consciousness and energy.” He’s got the certificate and everything! His study included SIX YEARS OF YOGA!! Cripes I can’t even do six minutes of yoga! Did he do that all at one time or spread over a period? If he ONLY did ten hours a day and started around 1992 he could have gotten in that much yoga by now… seems a bit much though!

He self-published a couple of books.(which he will send you upon request.) He purchased some land on Trout Lake Washington where he begs people to help him construct his “Sanctuary.” James tells anyone who will listen that all those lights he sees, the ones that look exactly like satellites are really intergalactic cruisers.

There’s quite a bit more, I’ve been reading Jame’s blatherings since around 1998–they come in about one or two per day, one wonders where he found the time to do all that Yoga!

Anyway enough of my blathering .heeeree’s James!

This is James Gilliland, what a pompous ass and misinformed person. Do you always make assumptions about others which the article was full of based on no research zero knowledge of the subject? I do not sell Aquarius Water, I worked there for 6 years volunteer to get out the water which converts deadly bacteria and virus to a crystalized state no longer harmful to humans. I financed the Sanctuary and yet due to lack of funding we do not have the equipement and the free energy will not be coming out either. I suppose you missed the Boeing Engineers and Skunkworks people who continue to come to the ranch testify on coast to coast. What kind of degree and experience do you have in any of these arenas? I believe advanced civilizations that have transcended war, disease and have the technology to clean up the environment are currently the best shot we have of getting out of the mess we are in. Your article is a reflection of you character and total lack of knowledge and I hope your ego feels gratified in your pompous arrogant and ignorant comments. You might want to do a little investigation before spouting off your mouth is in hyperspeed yet your brain has not even looked into any of these matters. I would take stock in yourself and try doing a little investigation before making accusations and assumptions based on nada. I know you do not have the consciousness or the integrity to look into the matter seriously because if you did you would see what a complete ass you made of yourself. How is that for spiritual. By the way what are you doing for the planet? How much time and energy have you donated to the well being of people and the earth? Other than attacking people making a difference.

This is SO rich! I could write a book about this fellow!

Let’s see if I understand Mr. Gilliland’s screed;

  1. He calls himself a pompous ass AND misinformed, in the first sentence too! I don’t think he meant to say that. By inserting the words “you are” he could have redirected the subject. As it reads, now? The meaning is quite clear!
  2. Aquarius water is some dumb mineral water company. They put their product up in fancy bottles and try to sell it for extraordinary amounts of money. James, volunteered his services to THAT? Oh the humanity!
  3. More space-brothers crap.
  4. Some gratuitous insults
  5. More gratuitous insults
  6. Even more gratuitous insults
  7. After a number of gratuitous insults James asks me to judge him on his spirituality. and finally;
  8. James asks a question.

Here’s how I responded.

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Hi James! Thanks for the letter or whatever you call this.

Let me see.. mmmm Where to begin?

You write;

“This is James Gilliland, what a pompous ass and misinformed person.”

You know James; I think you’re being just a bit hard on yourself. I wouldn’t
have necessarily called you pompous and misinformed, you certainly sound
pompous and misinformed but coming right out and saying so would be a bit
impolite.

“Do you always make assumptions about others which the article was full of
based on no research zero knowledge of the subject??”

No.

“I do not sell Aquarius Water, I worked there for 6 years volunteer to get
out the water which converts deadly bacteria and virus to a crystallized state no longer harmful to humans.”

No it doesn’t

“I financed the Sanctuary and yet due to lack of funding we do not have the
equipement and the free energy will not be coming out either.”

Um. James; free energy is a myth. I’m sorry that the Sanctuary is not doing
so well. Can I help somehow?

“I suppose you missed the Boeing Engineers and Skunkworks people who
continue to come to the ranch testify on coast to coast.”

  1. I don’t listen to Coast to Coast
  2. Coast to Coast is not a court or a forum that has any validity
    anywhere (hence, they don’t testify–spew is more like it. )
  3. I know of no Boeing Engineers or Skunkworks people who come to your
    ranch ( I assume you mean folks who work for the Lockheed Martin
    Corporation.) You’ve been saying that for years now but I don’t recall that
    you have offered any evidence to support that.
  4. And even if you did.. So what?

“What kind of degree and experience do you have in any of these arenas?”

I’m not going to tell YOU! I’ve been in some pretty good arenas though.

“I believe advanced civilizations that have transcended war, disease and
have the technology to clean up the environment are currently the best shot
we have of getting out of the mess we are in.”

Good! Tell them to get cracking! What are they waiting for?!

“Your article is a reflection of you character and total lack of knowledge
and I hope your ego feels gratified in your pompous arrogant and ignorant
comments.”

(You state rather pompously)
James – honey, I’m not trying to get people to follow me around like I was
some guru with a religion to sell. Know anyone who resembles that?

“You might want to do a little investigation before spouting off your mouth
is in hyperspeed yet your brain has not even looked into any of these
matters. I would take stock in yourself and try doing a little investigation
before making accusations and assumptions based on nada.
I know you do not have the consciousness or the integrity to look into the
matter seriously because if you did you would see what a complete ass you
made of yourself.”

Humm. Making a lot of assumptions yourself are we not? I suppose I should
insult you back now, but I am the nice one!

“How is that for spiritual”

..It’s not very!

By the way what are you doing for the planet? How much time and energy have you donated to the well being of people and the earth?
Other than attacking people making a difference.”

You would be very surprised. If you know of anyone making a difference, send
them my way will you old man?

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Oh James, you made my day! Truly you did! I’d pretty much forgotten all
about you and that silly retreat of yours but, here you are, trying to flame
me. I’m not sure why yet.

Anyway, you mentioned in your little diatribe here that I was mistaken about
your mystical water business? You were NOT making any money off of that
junk? Holy Sepulcher Batman! I need to retract this in a hurry! I hate to be
inaccurate. Can you give me any details regarding your deal with Aquarius
Water. I took a peek at their web page, they seem to be doing rather well
for themselves, ten bucks a gallon for mineral water.. You voluntarily
endorsed that product and didn’t get paid to do so?

How extraordinary!

Anyway, thanks again for giving me a chuckle! Come back any time!

The Odd Emperor

After a short time another smoking letter showed up on the fine Imperial Letter tray,,

I did not even need to read your reply it just proved my point. You have not
researched any of these matters. Know nothing of the work being done at
aquarius water or here at the Sanctuary and each one of your statements is
based on ass um tions which defines your character not ours. Nice try
projecting but the coar is still on your back. Your article totally defined
your character, your nature and your intelligence as well as your intent.
You are giving nothing to this planet other than arrogant pompus uneducated
interference. I have stood side by side with NASA people who know the
technology works and the water does kill bacteria and virus and if you knew
how to measure it for natural not chemical oxygen you would get the same
results that independent labs experienced. The bacteria and virus are filmed
as the transmutate from a more complex structure to a crystaline form, every
time as shown by independent labs. Sorry I have to take legitament research
over your assumptions and uneducated statements. Same with the UFOs they are beyond your ability to comprehend so you have to ridicule the experience.
This is the egos attempt to inflate itself by deflating others and you have
clearly defined the fact that you have a megalithic ego which overides facts
and research. Again you have defined your character not mine or the Aquarius
Water technologies. The facts and the research proves you to be misinformed,
dishonest and with an agenda. What is your agenda? Why do you engage in such nonsense what is the pay off. Seriously

Of course I replied – didn’t you expect me to?

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“Nice try projecting but the coar is still on your back. Your article totally defined your character, your nature and your intelligence as well as your intent. “

Um. what article? Truly, I’m not sure which piece you are referring to.

“You are giving nothing to this planet other than arrogant pompus uneducated interference.”

Thank you for your opinion James. ..
I’ve always thought that, if your going to really insult someone it’s a good idea to run words through a spell checker.

“I have stood side by side with NASA people who know the technology works
and the water does kill bacteria and virus and if you knew how to measure it
for natural not chemical oxygen you would get the same results that
independent labs experienced.”

That’s a load of crap James. First off, NASA people are mostly
administrators nowadays, NASA contracts most of its hardware and science
work out, don’t you know that? Secondly, I don’t give a hoot who ‘knows”
that the sky is made from blue bubblegum or the moon from
green cheese. You’re just blowing smoke James, like you always do.
And third? Um James.. Hello?! Oxygen is an element not a chemical compound.
We don’t make Oxygen chemically, we can crack it out of water but that’s not
artificial Oxygen, its just Oxygen.

That’s grade school chemistry James.

[I love when tards try to blind people with pseudo-science. There are a couple of other ways to get Oxygen, fermentation is one. ]

But; why don’t you point me in the right direction and I’ll write an
article extolling the virtues of your mystical mineral water. Tell me where
the studies were done and which peer reviewed journals they are written up
in. I’ll be happy to take a look.

“The bacteria and virus are filmed as the [SIC] transmutate [SIC] from a
more complex structure to a crystaline
[SIC] form, every time as shown by
independent labs. Sorry I have to take legitament [SIC] research over your
assumptions and uneducated statements.”

Thank you for your opinion once again. I’m trying real hard to get insulted
by this you know, it’s not working!

“Same with the UFOs they are beyond your ability to comprehend so you have to ridicule the experience. This is the egos attempt to inflate itself by
deflating others and you have clearly defined the fact that you have a
megalithic ego which overides [SIC] facts and research.”

Thank you for that description James. I’m actually very respectful of facts
and research. I’d be much more respectful of you if you had any facts or had
done any research.

“Again you have defined your character not mine or the Aquarius Water
technologies. The facts and the research proves you to be misinformed,
dishonest and with an agenda. What is your agenda? Why do you engage in such nonsense what is the pay off. Seriously.”

It’s only nonsense for some James. Since you have yet to produce any facts
or research I leave my opinion on who and what you and your mystical mineral
water is – as is. If you seriously want to convince me, why not stop with
the insulting junk and do so?

What’s on your agenda bub?

Shortly thereafter, by dint of his exceptional communication powers, James sent this;

Being that you have absolutely nothing to contribute to assisting humanity and the earth lets just hit the block sender button hmmmmmmmm there it is poof your (SIC)  gone

I’ll have to ask him how that worked out someday.

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4/29truth.com

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At last! After almost FOUR DAYS! The truth about what actually happened on one Oakland freeway one dark morning. Government officials will try to tell you that it’s some kind of accident but WE can see through their vile lies!

Thanks to Posthuman  guy for the link.

Remember, this is not a cheap parody site like –

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Aerosol Attack

Ya…sure! There’s something wrong with your head buster! Boring video shows lots of contrails along with hundreds of really ignorant comments by really ignorant people who just happen to all be aviation experts.

The video is silly, the comments are priceless!

Thank you Red Queen for pointing out this crap-fest, making my otherwise uninspiring morning into a laff-riot!

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UK airline pilots spot giant UFO

Published Friday 27th April 2007 11:33 GMT

Two experienced airline pilots at the controls of separate flights have reported seeing a mystery object “up to a mile wide” hovering off the coast of Alderney on Monday, This is Guernsey reports.

Captain Ray Bowyer, 50, of local airline Aurigny, spotted a “bright-yellow light” 10 miles west of Alderney at about 3pm during a flight from Southampton while his aircraft was 30 miles from the island at 4,000ft.

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Argentine magic mountain attracts UFO- and esoteric freaks

By Markus Leiter Apr 24, 2007, 7:07 GMT

Capilla del Monte, Argentina – The Cerro Uritorco, in the central Argentine province of Cordoba, at only 1,949 metres, is not known for its altitude.

On the way to the summit there are no obstacles that could give climbers a sense of achievement.

The attraction of the mountain in the Sierra Chica lies elsewhere – spiritual and esoteric masters attribute energetic qualities to it, and UFOs are said to gather there.

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UFO expert has little patience for ‘nasty, noisy negativists’

 

 

Barb Pacholik, Saskatchewan News Network

Published: Monday, April 23, 2007

REGINA — The foremost expert on flying saucers paid a visit to the province that posted an all-time record for UFO sightings last year.

Nuclear physicist and renowned UFO researcher Stanton Friedman brought his lecture Flying Saucers ARE Real to Moose Jaw and Regina on the weekend.

Friedman is not interested in all UFO sightings — simple reports of lights in the sky don’t really rate — only the minority that quite clearly defy any other explanation.

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Whither Ufology ?

From the Wrath of Joe.

If you’e been around the esoteric block, then you certainly recall Ufology’s resurgence during the 1990s. Encompassing television, the radio, and comprising a good portion of websites during the internet’s innocent heyday, Ufology, one felt, was on the brink of something big. Things reached their zenith with the Phoenix lights sightings in March of 1997. Now, if you didn’t catch the original coverage of this event on the news (some months later), or Art Bell or various internet message boards, or indeed the mighty Paranet Continuum hosted by Michael Corbin, then it is almost impossible to relate just how significant the Phoenix lights were or at least seemed back then. The general sentiment, among believers, was that with so many lights for so long of a duration with so many witnesses either some government agency’s hand would be forced, someone would disclose something, or, at the very least, the evidence would be so compelling so as to create a burgeoning new Ufology movement and firmly persuade the public to the reality of the phenomenon.

Of course, none of these things happened. And, if you recall when the story broke, you’re probably still bewildered the phrase Phoenix lights is relatively obscure, even in esoterica. Brief flames of a resurgence in Ufology proved to burn themselves too quickly, leaving us the pit of smoldering embers we inherited at the beginning of this decade. Don’t get me wrong, the story itself was and still is huge; all in all, the Phoenix lights case is the most important in Ufology history, eclipsing both Roswell and the Washington, D.C. flap, if only for record of the event. March of 1997 should have dictated the direction of Ufology for at least the rest of the decade. This should have been the one event that helped organize an otherwise ragtag and incredulous field. Researchers ought to have put their investigative powers to work on a case that, more than likely, is teaming with FAA and military information at some subterranean point just waiting to burst into the daylight. Furthermore, the research undertaken thus far proves itself the product of lackluster individuals purveying shoddy investigative techniques and standards. Let me be blunt, the Phoenix lights case was and is the biggest possible ball thrown into Ufology’s court and Ufology not only dropped the ball, it seems, in retrospect, Ufology failed to pick the ball up to begin with!

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