In the sky! A bird? A plane? A … UFO?

The Chicago Tribune
Jon Hilkevitch
Published January 1, 2007

It sounds like a tired joke–but a group of airline employees insist they are in earnest, and they are upset that neither their bosses nor the government will take them seriously.A flying saucerlike object hovered low over O’Hare International Airport for several minutes before bolting through thick clouds with such intense energy that it left an eerie hole in overcast skies, said some United Airlines employees who observed the phenomenon.

Was it an alien spaceship? A weather balloon lost in the airspace over the world’s second-busiest airport? A top-secret military craft? Or simply a reflection from lights that played a trick on the eyes?

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Bring on 2007!

Well I suppose I should put out a bunch of resolutions, everyone else is doing it. I don’¢t know why I bother…. silly tradition.

I noted that the Zorgy awards are out. My main bro and duck friend Rear Admiral Zorgrot has named (by popular declaration) Book of ThoTH as best web page. Best paranormal blog is Mac Tonnies’s Posthuman Blues. Best Paranormal Radio show? The X-zone. Best Podcast? Binnall of America (way to go Bin!) Best research site, The Black Vault, best Ufologest, Stanton Freidman, and George Ademski Memorial Award? Richard C. Hoagland (I can’¢t imagine why!)

And¦what is this? Best Ufology troublemaker? Why it’s none other than Alfred Lehmberg with a whopping 49% of the vote! Way to go A.L.F.! He and R. Lee have been studiously trying to ignore me fo¦ about three weeks now although they keep peeking. (psst! If you REALLY want to get my goat, just ignore me! That’s right! But really ignore me this time…., stop pretending!)

Oh, yes, Red Queen was nominated for Best UFO/ Paranormal blog, hey! Better luck next year. Really!

So here’s some lame-o’ resolutions for next year. Alfred, if the freaking world comes to an end like you want, I’m going to just stop blogging anyway so you can stop squalling!

Anyhow…here’s some fairly odd resolutions for 2007.

  1. We resolve to point out more of your shortcomings this year than last.
  2. We resolve to mock you each time you bitch at us for pointing out your shortcomings. We resolve to continually tell people how silly your beliefs are, how utterly foolish and absurd your conclusions are, how you are a complete and utter mouth breathing ignoramus to even THINK that being rude to people is going to bring them over to your side. What moronic fuckers you are to try to harass us, what insanely idiotic nincompoops you are to threaten legal action.
  3. We resolve to point out your hypocrisies.
  4. And your self deceptions.
  5. We resolve to tell you to get lives, over and over again.
  6. We resolve to tell you why believing aliens have an interest in saving the Earth is right up there with believing in Santa. But not the Easter Bunny! She’s REAL!
  7. We resolve to make you look over your shoulder EACH and EVERY time you tell a lie, attempt to deceive or otherwise fool us onto believing that you are something that you are not. Each time you try to validate yourself by telling a lie? The Odd Emperor will be there. Believe it because it’s true!
  8. We resolve to never take you or ourselves too seriously. It’s nothing personal! Stop thinking it is and you will feel much better. Try it sometimes, it really works!

And finally–BOOO

!HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The Odd Emperor

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Say goodbye to 60 years of post-war UFO sightings.

The pop/cult phenomena has run its course. Done. Stick a fork in it.

(BummerDietz Location:Los Angeles) Scylla & Charybdis

Reaching its cynosure in 1977 with Spielberg “Close Encounters of the Third Kind,” somewhat paralleling the nature of religious faith — that is, “belief” where there is no proof — the church continued into the digital age with runaway TV hit, The X-Files.

Skeptics longs knew (scratch that … long suspected) that the very nature of UFO sightings — always occurring away from urban areas, with little or no evidence to back the sighting other than the pleading “eyewitness” testimony of some person, which was always somewhat spottily reported, was the giveaway. As the world grew smaller and technology advanced, the law of random outcomes dictated that — statistically — a UFO craft would be verified by oh, say, a real photograph, or a landing, etc., given the hundreds and thousands of UFO sightings, visits and even abductions that purportedly were occurring.

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French space agency to publish UFO archive online

PARIS (Reuters) – The French space agency is to publish its archive of UFO sightings and other phenomena online, but will keep the names of those who reported them off the site to protect them from pestering by space fanatics.

Jacques Arnould, an official at the National Space Studies Center (CNES), said the French database of around 1,600 incidents would go live in late January or mid-February.

He said the CNES had been collecting statements and documents for almost 30 years to archive and study them.

“Often they are made to the Gendarmerie, which provides an official witness statement … and some come from airline pilots,” he said by telephone.

Given the success of films about visitations from outer space like “E.T.”, “Close Encounters of The Third Kind” and “Independence Day”, the CNES archive is likely to prove a hit.

It consists of around 6,000 reports, many relating to the same incident, filed by the public and airline professionals. Their names would not be published to protect their privacy, Anould said.

Advances in technology over the past three decades had prompted the decision to put the archive online, he said, adding it would likely be available via the CNES website www.cnes.fr.

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Alien theme park considered for Roswell

Karen Michael
Record Staff Writer
Roswell Daily Record


Not only is it feasible to build an alien-themed amusement park in Roswell, a city official said, it’s the only city where such a park could work.

Zach Montgomery, planning director for the city of Roswell, said New Mexico State University’s Arrowhead Business Center did the feasibility study on the possibility of locating an alien theme park in Roswell. Because of the worldwide recognition of Roswell for aliens, he said, it was much more viable in the area.

“This is not a guaranteed project, but it has gone farther than any other theme park that has been considered for the city of Roswell, and it’s looking very positive, he said.This project will add greatly to the things to do for the visitors that visit our great city in search of answers regarding aliens and UFOs, and the tax benefits and profits that could be realized from a project of this magnitude are tremendous.”

Such a theme park could also provide many new local jobs, Montgomery said.

Local officials approached Gov. Bill Richardson in early December about the next phase of work on the alien theme park, and Montgomery said the governor encouraged them to request the funding from state Tourism Secretary Michael Cerletti because the phase will cost less than $250,000.

The next phase, Montgomery said, is creation of a business plan, a competitive analysis, a cost-benefit analysis, a management analysis, a schematic design and a development plan.

Montgomery said that in size and scope, the alien theme park would likely be similar to Six Flags Over Texas, a theme park in Arlington, Texas.

“It’s going to have multiple rides, a learning center for research, if anyone wants to do research on their own, interactive stations where you can interact with the data” he said.

The park could be “anywhere from 75 to about 150 acres, depending on what is finally realized, negotiated and figured up, Montgomery said, noting that the studies will determine how large the park could be. He said there is no certainty on where the park could be built, except that it should be built within the city.

“We want to locate it inside city limits for the definite tax breaks, he said.

Montgomery said the city is not a partner in the effort to recruit a theme park, but could help out with water and sewer lines, paving streets and other projects.

“All of this is to be negotiated down the road, because the city has not voted on it,” he said.

Several companies have already been approached about the possibility of building such a theme park in Roswell, Montgomery said, including Walt Disney World Company, Six Flags, Paramount and Madame Tussauds.

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A Holiday message from the Odd Emperor.

To all good children out there, those who still believe in little mean-grims, aliens, ghosts, Bigfoot and Jesus. To those who search for their parents in the skies, to those who really REALLY believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny and Mr. Clean. To those who ball up their fists, click their heels and murmur “there”s NO place like home. To those who look at wonderful photos of Mars, the Moon or some other far flung place and see structures instead of rocks. To those who believe aliens will give us a better future, for those who think they can fly, for those who really can fly! To those special people who think they are really special. To those very special people who believe they are not. To those who are hungry or thirsty, cold with no place to sleep tonight. To those who thirst for something other than the grand spectacle of the Cosmos, those who peer through the windows at the wonders within. To those who yearn to understand and those who believe they know far more than they do.

To all good children everywhere!

Peace be with you this night!

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Move over Beckjord! Lord Rick is in da house!

Duh!

I stumbled over this just the other day and I simply cannot keep it to myself!

I guess Rick.. ahem”Lord Rick” is a little pissed off.

No, he’s very PO’ed. In fact, Lord Rick in a one hour and forty-some minute address to his (allegedly) many fans and enemies relates the following facts;

  • Lord Rick is a man of peace.
  • Being a ghost buster takes a pile of money, almost a few hundred a month!
  • It’s a business.
  • Lord Rick doesn’t make any money at it.
  • He doesn’t hide.
  • He’s done over “six hunnerd” investigations.
  • All those other ghost busting web pages are lame.
  • Lord Rick doesn’t like being called a fake.
  • Ghost busting is a dangerous business.
  • Crack pipes are legal in the State of Florida
  • That stuff in my pipe? NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!
  • Lord Rick deserves”re-con-nition.”
  • Like Christ, Lord Rick is being persecuted.
  • Don’t steal Lord Ricks photos.
  • He’s OK with the opinions of others.
  • Go to a list of web forums, harass the members there, contact their hosting services to get the forums shut down.
  • Lord Rick doesn’t believe in hatred.
  • Lord Rick always carries weapons.
  • Lord Rick is a man of peace,.not war.
  • Lord Rick will subdue you–it will not be a pretty sight.
  • Lord Rick can shoot and kill you without consequences, Florida State law says so.
  • Lord Rick doesn’t want any trouble.

Holy cattle-mutes Batman!

Truly; I do not know what the heck brought on all this nonsense. “Lord Rick” seems to be some thirty-something bloke who runs a very strange web page called Paranormal and Ghost Society . I reviewed his page on the Odd Empire site some time ago, http://www.oddempire.org/main/page14.htm #14-5. He’s got some amusing stuff, long rants about how people have betrayed him, how subscribers to his Yahoo forum won’t send him money (he provides the PayPal link and everything!) How his girlfriends, wives or whatever dumped him. Long, semi-coherent threats of legal action if you happen to be a cop or a government official and you just look at his web page. Other clueless crap.

He’s nominally running something known as an urban exploration club. He and his buddies run around graveyards and abandoned buildings late at night for kicks. Nothing wrong with that I guess. I myself did similar stuff.when I was in high school!

These days, Urban Exploration is a big thing, still among the high school set and apparently with Rick Too. He’s gotten into a turf war with a Canadian forum http://www.uer.ca/ which according to Lord Rick, has posted photos of his kids from his “adventures” although as of this writing I haven’t seen evidence of it. They’ve libeled him? ditto, I haven’t seen where. In fact, I have not seen any postings by or about Lord Rick anywhere in that forum.

Now, it’s possible that I’m just missing it. It’s a large forum inhabited by children for the most part (or so it seems.) I would believe that “Lord Rick” whose a “renowned” [SIC] parapsychologist” made a bunch of lame-o posts there, got flamed and the rest is as we say is–hilarity.

On the one hand, I don’t have a personal beef with Lord Rick, he seems like a fun-loving goob. someone who likes skulking around abandoned places looking for ghosts or Skunk Ape, perhaps a good lay. Nothing wrong with that. (Unless it’s WITH skunk ape….yuck!)

I actually don’ believe it’s anyone’s business what or who he smokes in his pipe either. If he wants to toke up or smoke crack? Big deal! Just don’t drive, operate heavy machinery for up to one month after and don’t try to hold a job (Rick has no problem on THAT score.)
Those clowns over at uer.ca? Looks like a couple of them flamed him on his guestbook, left some pretty graphic photos behind. Good work goons! Pooping on someone’s rug shows that you have class…

like a monkey.

Especially when you do it to someone who can’t even figure out how to clean up the mess. That shows breeding – sophistication, I’m not sure what species, Aepyceros melampus perhaps.

I think uer.ca should do a little house cleaning. I mean, I have no problem giving someone an honest assessment of their web page or whatever but really! There are limits. (I like to think so anyway.)

But, for god’s sake people! Turn off the crappy music and pull those pics down…….Damn!

Here’s Lord Ricks audio rants, if you care to listen to them. I honestly had a good chuckle and learned WAY more than I wanted about him.

Rick’s Rant number one, about 13 MB.

Rick’s Rant number two, about 5 MB.

Say Rick! You pay $150.00 a month for a web page that shoves advertising? Incredible! I can make you a MUCH better deal! Turnkey system, domain name included for just $100 a month! … er that’s one hunnerd a month.
Share and, enjoy!

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Keeping the ‘I’

Not very much going on in the Odd Empire these days.

I would like to point out, Paul Kimbball is doing a fascinating thing on his weblog. Over the years he’s interviewed many people for his UFOlogical videos. Most of this material ends up on the cutting-room floor but in this wired-digital age the ‘“floor”is an indexed hard drive somewhere.

On Paul”s blog is a growing list of short video snippets from some of the luminaries of UFOlogy. It’s (quite frankly) fascinating stuff, I highly recommend it.

Alfred’s quieted down for the moment. He’s screeching about John Ford again (not the director John Ford but some other fellow.) Ford apparently pissed off some elected officials in his home town by hauling them into court over and over again for ……. wait for it….. UFOs!

Ford was a court reporter who (according to some sources) had a penchant for suing people. He litigated over an alleged shot down alien mother ship in New York–made a pretty big nuisance of himself (allegedly of course.)

What happed next is unclear; Ford was arrested and possibly committed over a bizarre plot to plant radium on said elected official. What’¢s unclear is exactly what he was arrested for, and apparently, he had a bunch of guns. Maybe, just maybe he made some threatening remarks. Nobody’s really sure, not because some nefarious government agency is keeping aliens a deep dark secret, not because of some Not because of a dark cabal of twisted pale faced scientists. Not because of Ctulhu’s minions or the Men in Black, sinister oozings or your mama! No one’s sure because no one really gives a fug. Not even Alfred apparently. He’s never really researched this guy (if one were to believe the stuff on his weblog.) Alfred’¢s sure that Ford is pure as the new driven snow but, it’s pretty hard to make heads or tales of any of this, other than Alfred’s ranting there’s not much to go on.

The UFO-iconoclasts are back, in the persona of the old RR group. (or perhaps the RR group in the persona of the UFO-Iconoclasts.) Nowadays s they are munging rhetorical about quantum physics as if this is the magic bullet for UFOlogy. I suppose it COULD be if we could get a real understanding of how QP works in the macro world. Just slapping the label quantum physics on something and going “ah ha! See SEE! when you really don’t have the foggiest idea how it works and what it’s implications are is like replacing physics with bunny rabbits. ‘SEE? That UFO is using a super-sekrit BUNNY POOP DRIVE!” or That UFO is using quantum physics.” Both statements are identically absurd.

If you don’t understand it, don’t toss it out because it sounds good!

Red Queen lost several of her blogs again, (oh pity-poo!)

I’d be more sympathetic but Red Queen’s (when she’s not running around sending poison-pen letters) is pretty boring. She does lots of indirect criticism on whatever she thinks is a hazard to UFOlogy, this translates into more or less ‘“You skeptic! just shut UP! Shut your stupid mouth, you lousy shtik drek!”

I’d invite her to comment here but it remains that she cannot have a conversation with anyone unless she’s in complete agreement with them. She’s fearful of being made into a boob, she lost every argument she ever had with me, shot down in flames. She’s never understood how to really debate stuff. It’s too bad really. Red Queen’s got some interesting ideas but they become downed out by her continual hatred of any thought that disagrees with her beliefs.

Anyway this is really more about Blogger. Blogger’s been pushing updates on it’s system (like everyone else) and sometimes the updates just don’t work. The only reason I bring this up is, I”m fairly certain that no free service will last more than a few years. Somehow, some way these companies must put services like Blogger, Yahoogroups or My-Space on a paying basis. Either by pushing advertising or by fees, it really doesn’t matter but it must happen or the service will eventually vanish. That’s just a fact of the computer age.

In my not-so-humble opinion, anyone depending on a Blogger account or any free service is being foolish. Nothing on a free service account really belongs to the author. They must follow a set of legally binding guidelines as a term of use. They are, in short at, the mercy of whatever company is serving as their patron.

Now, I don’t think Blogger et-al are bad systems, I used Blogger for a time and found it was easy, reliable and even allowed me to post material on the Imperial Hosting Service as apposed to free services like Blogspot. This meant that, even though I used Blogger to post my material, I was posting in a place that I owned. One that I could backup when needed.

I switched to WordPress (which runs on my servers.) mostly because it simplifies things, allows me full control of my content and full ownership of the material. Someone else owns the material published on a non-paid server. That means the people out there squawking about copyrights etc really don’t have a foot to stand on. Sure they can put minimal copyrights on their stuff but they are not publishing it, Blogger and Blogger (or My-Space for that matter) retains first refusal for the material.

Somehow, that seems to make a world of difference.

BTW, if anyone is interested in learning how to set up one of these things, I would be more than happy to help.

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Whitley Strieber To Be Awarded Special Hugo

Whitley Strieber To Be Awarded Special Hugo
© Edgar Harris

Philadelphia – The World Science Fiction Society announced today that novelist and alleged alien abductee Whitley Strieber was the recipient of a special Hugo Award to be presented at ConJose in San Jose, California in August 2002. The award, referred to as the “Hubbard”, is intended to reward outstanding achievement in presenting science fictional concepts as fact to the general public.

Susan Tankersley, spokesperson for the WSFS, explained the situation. “Through such books as Communion, Transformation, Majestic, and The Secret School, Whitley Strieber has managed to present concepts once unique to science fiction and turn them into cultural icons. Thanks to him, you simply cannot hear the phrase ‘alien contact’ without thinking the complementary phrase ‘rectal probe’. Admittedly, he’s also thrown the SETI movement back fifty years in the process, but them’s the breaks.”

Presenting the Hubbard at ConJose are South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who had nothing but praise for Strieber’s contributions to popular culture. “If not for Whitley’s anal fixation, we’d have never been able to come up with that first episode of South Park, ‘Cartman Gets An Anal Probe’, and without that, we’d still be waiting tables in Burbank,” said Parker, taking a break from filming of Orgazmo Goes To Salt Lake City, the sequel to his 1999 superhero film. “Trey and I feel that we’d never have managed to squeeze that initial $16 million contract for the first two years of South Park without that episode, and we wouldn’t have thought of it until we borrowed Whitley’s comment ‘Why does everything around here involve something going into or coming out of my ass?’ Now we have a multimillion-dollar entertainment empire, and we owe it all to him. Well, not really: if he tries to get any of this money, we’ll have security break his legs, but we want to let him know how much we owe him in general.”

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For what it’s worth department.

The Odd Emperor’s 17 rules of criticism.

1. Put some real praise in there, damming someone with faint praise doesn’t cut it.
2. Don’t let him have it with both barrels right on the get-go. Point out a couple of little things and see how they react.
3. Never be rude first.
4. Try not to be rude at all.
5. It needs some humor.
6. And some understanding.
7. Criticize the words, not the person.
8. Never name-call
9. Or threaten.
10. Don’t libel
11. Be specific.
12. Don’t just trash people and run, when they respond, answer them!
13. Cite sources.
14. Be careful about trashing relatives or given names—actually, just don’t do it!
15. WHEN you are criticized back, (and you certainly will be,) don’t worry your little head too much. Most people won’t follow your rules, why should they? You will be lambasted, hounded, threatened, harassed, and perhaps even litigated. It’s all part of the game mon! None of thease things will be effective BECAUSE they don’t follow the rules.
16. Always remember, you don’t want to destroy your quarry, you want to change them! (And have a good laugh.)
and finally;

17. They don’t have to like you!

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