Empire of the Odd

A package arrived on the Imperial doorstep from Amazon. Inside was a copy of The Mammoth Encyclopedia of Extraterrestrial Encounters, edited by Ronald Story. I ran across this book some time ago and liked it immensely. It’s a really good overview of UFOlogy, from “Abduction” to “Zwischenbergen.” Skeptic or obsessed woo; both should have a copy of this book close by.

Encyclopedia-Extraterrestrial-Encounters-Ronald-Story

Red Queen Loves WM Mott! WM Mott Loves Red Queen!
Can it be?
Oh be still my beating Imperial heart!

A little background;

Some years ago I did a short review on one W.M. Mott’s hollow Earth web page. See; Mott wrote a slew of David Ikieish pseudo- anthropology pieces that suggested Richard Shaver was the messiah or some other bogus crap. He was getting this stuff published in venerable and respectable places like Rense and Fate Magazine. (What? India Daily turned him down?) A lot of nutballs wrote to him saying they wanted to have his baby so he sent the whole mess over to a Texas POD publisher (this is a kind of self publishing outfit BTW) Mott had the thing set up in a book called Caverns Cauldrons and Concealed Creatures. I Heard Tom Cruise opted the movie rights but pulled out after realizing the book had less plot than Atlanta Nights.

Why? I ask, lack of plot never stopped him before.

Well When I wrote my review, Mott freaking hit the ceiling. Shot off a bunch of weird emails to me, trying to tell me that sponges were actually alien radio antennas and whatnot. I pretty much mocked him which made him even more hysterical (in both senses.) I had to write another even better review of his page which made him more pissed.

Well it seems my honey babe! Red Queen has actually been emailing WM Mott.

Here is an official Imperial Email Intercept–

Red Queen;

“Um, dear; do you know that the photo of the Odd Emperor located at http://home.earthlink.net/~mottimorph/OdEmp.html is not working? My web browser shows a box with a red X.
That can’t be right.”

WM Mott;

“Oh crap!”

So after what, an ENTIRE YEAR! WM Mott finally figured out that you have to actually UPLOAD your stolen photographs and make them local files on your server. You can just steal them in place and expect ME to host them for you! (dumbass.)

Or perhaps he purposely left the photos off of his server to harass the Odd Emperor. I’ve been chewing my fingernails in fear, wondering what despicable photo WM Mott might have used to depict the Odd Emperor.

What he finally put up was this

I mean really Mr. Mott, that’s kind of silly don’t you think? And describing him as “technoflunky” I’ll have you know that this is a techno-scrote fourth class. Technoflunky is five Imperial pay grades higher than what that guy makes.

“So what?”? You might say. “Yahoo groups is da bomb! You are one lame-lame-o to be pulling out of Yahoo groups!

Well the Odd Emperor’s not going anywhere, just my Yahoo group. You see, I understand a couple of things about Yahoo that most people don’t seem to care about. It’s a free service which uses an advertising driven model. So what? You have to look at advertising to read messages on yahoo groups, that”s just annoying. Also, the ads will increase over time, guaranteed.

Anyway, I’m setting up the Odd Empire Forum at http://www.oddempire.org/SIG . There is no advertising, just a simple user interface and a clean easy to use layout. The rules of engagement are simple, we can talk about whatever we want and I welcome people with an opinion. Even if it doesn’t agree with mine.

I like lively discussion.

Think of the Odd Empire Forum as a blank sheet of paper to write what?

Only time will tell.

http://www.oddempire.org
http://www.oddempire.org/SIG

Getting more work done on the new forum. Hopefully I can zap the Yahoo group early as this weekend. I had several choices of forum applications and settled on Simple Machines.

Mostly I’m mulling over what the purpose of the forum will be. The Odd Empire never lends itself well to discussion, skeptic and woo forums tend to become shouting matches and little else. There are a flipping lot of them too, I need to find something unique.

Let’s see if the Odd Emperor is psychic.

I predict that someone in the state of Oregon is going to describe the Odd Emperor as a “coward.” In fact this person is going to use the exact word.

This just thunked into the bejeweled Imperial Transom;

April 22-24th James will be presenting never before seen footage and
photos of UFOs landings, morphing from one to three, giant triangles
and deliver the evidence that contact has been made at the Gilliland
Ranch. What does this mean to humanity? Advanced fueless [SIC] technologies, the end of disease, universal peace and a reunion with the greater family of man thoughout [SIC] the universe. All are possibilities.

I guess it’s also possible that monkeys will fly out of his butt too. It must get cold over there by Trout Lake. judging from the accelerated spew coming out of this guy. He’s been spewing nonsense like this for years. He takes movies of jet fighters flying overhead, calls them spacecraft and people believe him!

Two reasons, the first one is this….

in debunking_ufo_debunkers@yahoogroups.com,
From: “natasha”
Date: Thu Dec 9, 2004 10:45 am
Subject: Re: Odd Empire Update! seaglow99

~ natasha

The other reason is ……..

Well, the so-called OE, who can’t seem to understand I don’t have or never had had any official screen name of “Red Queen” yet persists in calling me that anyway(sign of creepy stalker-dom) has now threatened me on his little blog. Notice of course his continued non-response to anything factual, and while that is annoying, it’s amusingly typical. Gotta love that paranoia too; my outing him for what he is is considered a “war.” As we say in cyber space, ROF. Okay, enough of thatcreepy thug, and let’s move on to more engaging skeptoids. Stay tuned!

No—No; you really don’t understand. Starting a blog war with me is really—really really not a good idea. You should, you know. Find something else to do. Something that doesn’t affect your—blood pressure or whatever. You might get upset at the Odd Emperor and miss, well you know—some good trolling opportunities. You don’t want to do that do you?

How’s the floor by the way? When you finish rolling around on it we can talk ‘ Kay?

…….thump…thump thump….

Is this thing on?…[sound of feedback whine]….testing-testing ….

…good!

Ah-um! Red Queen? Yes; Red Queen; I’m talking to you. Listen carefully.

Don’t start a blog war with me. OK? Don’t do it. It’s not a good idea for a”researcher” (that would be you) to mix it up with someone who’s running a satirical web page. It’s a really, really bad idea.

You can’t win a blog war with the Odd Emperor, give it up! Resist temptation…..resist resist…….[click] hiissssssssssss…….

I see the Red Queen has placed yet another rant about the Odd Empire on her web page, proving yet again how utterly hopeless her life is to be obsessed with little ol’ me.

Some people have way too much time on their hands.