Abduction by Aliens or Sleep Paralysis?

Susan Blackmore A Roper Poll claimed that nearly four million Americans have had certain “indicator” experiences and therefore had probably been abducted by aliens. But a study of 126 school children and 224 undergraduates shows knowledge of aliens is related more to watching television than to having the relevant experiences.


If you believe one set of claims, nearly four million Americans have been abducted by aliens. This figure has been widely publicized and is often assumed to mean that millions of people have been visited by members of an alien species and, in some cases, physically taken from their beds, cars, or homes to an alien craft or planet. Personal accounts of abduction by aliens have increased since the publication of Budd Hopkins’s books Missing Time (1981) and Intruders (1987) and Whitley Strieber’s Communion (1987). There is considerable variation among the accounts, but many fit a common pattern. Wright (1994) summarized 317 transcripts of hypnosis sessions and interviews from 95 separate cases and concluded, “Numerous entity types have been visiting our planet with some regularity” (Part 2, p. 6). However, the “gray” is clearly the most common alien and over the years a typical account has emerged (see, e.g., Mack 1994; Schnabel 1994; Thompson 1993).

The experience begins most often when the person is at home in bed (Wright 1994) and most often at night (Spanos, Cross, Dickson, and DuBreuil 1993), though sometimes abductions occur from a car or outdoors. There is an intense blue or white light, a buzzing or humming sound, anxiety or fear, and the sense of an unexplained presence. A craft with flashing lights is seen and the person is transported or “floated” into it. Once inside the craft, the person may be subjected to various medical procedures, often involving the removal of eggs or sperm and the implantation of a small object in the nose or elsewhere. Communication with the aliens is usually by telepathy. The abductee feels helpless and is often restrained, or partially or completely paralyzed.

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Here’s to 2008!

From everyone at the Odd Empire, we wish each and every one of you, a safe and prosperous new year!

2008 is sure to be interesting and packed full of new surprises! We don’t expect bigfoot to land via a flying saucer on the White House lawn but we are hopeful that a little sanity will.

And that would be an amazing sight!

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Pope’s exorcist squads will wage war on Satan

By NICK PISA – More by this author » Last updated at 16:34pm on 29th December 2007 Comments Comments (8)

Pope Benedict XVI during his Urbi et OrbiSatanism on the rise: Pope Benedict has unveiled plans to set up specialist exorcism squads

The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.

They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of “Godlessness.”

Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.

The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican “exorcistinchief,” to the online Catholic news service Petrus.

“Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on,” he said.

“Too many bishops are not taking this seriously and are not delegating their priests in the fight against the Devil. You have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist.

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Good News . . . For U.F.O. Believers: Federal Court Sides With Them, Sort of; Iran Believes in Outer Space Creatures

By Debbie Schlussel

Do you believe there are alien life forms in the universe? Well, then, there’s good news for you, Jimmy Carter, and Dennis Kucinich (both believe in aliens–the extraterrestrial kind), coming out of a settlement between the team of the SciFi channel and freelance writer Leslie Kean and NASA, which they sued.

While I doubt this info will settle anything, once and for all. After all, they still have “Area 51” and Roswell, New Mexico to fantasize about:

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The U.S. government says nothing of note happened in this small town in the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania at 4:47 p.m. on Dec. 9, 1965. A meteor may have passed by, but no alien ship or Russian space probe fell to Earth, as many here believe.Still, Bill Bulebush, 82, says he knows what he saw, heard and smelled, despite the doubts of the government and others in this community 40 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.

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Don’t call the aliens,they might not be friendly

From The Sunday Times

December 16, 2007

Tony Allen-Mills in New York

FOR decades it has been a staple of science fiction, somewhere out in the galaxy, a highly developed alien race picks up a radio signal from Earth, and decides to eat us for lunch.

In a world plagued by war, hunger and disease, a possible attack by little green men may not rank high among most nations concerns. Yet for a small group of scientists who are harnessing increasingly powerful technologies in a trans-galactic search for signs of extraterrestrial intelligence, the prospect of catastrophe has stirred an angry debate.

Two senior scientists have resigned from an elite international study group in protest over a lack of public discussion about the possible consequences of attracting the attention of aliens by sending signals deep into space.

We'[re talking about initiating communication with other civilizations, but we know nothing of their goals, capabilities or intent,” warned John Billingham, a former Nasa scientist who has quit an extraterrestrial study group set up by the International Academy of Astronautics (IAA).

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Lord Rick rides again..and again and again!..

Lord Rick, the Buffalo to Florida transplant Ghost-Buster and paranormal expert wanna-be has found his niche in the wonderful world of the Internets.

Rick tried to make web pages, they were full of viruses, he tried pod-casting, nobody listened. He tried to create a professional Hockey team, no one came. Rick has tried bugging The Sci-Fi channel and his local news channel “please make me a star!” he says. They ignore him (just like they ignore 99% of everyone else who tries.)

Last week his Lordship was interviewed on an obscure Internet Radio feed out of Chicago. The interview was more or less professional (for people who do radio as a hobby.) The hosts asked Rick some questions, Rick avoided answering them like he always does. Rick rambled on like he always does, there was a bit of snickering by people in the background and a few of Ricks fans happened to be in the chatroom. ….

Rick for his part didn’t take this as an opportunity to show his good graces or tolerance. He didn’t take the attitude of someone who realized that he doesn’t do things like anyone else (although he admits to being eccentric.) Rick wasn’t contrite or apologetic

(heaven forbid!)

Rick attacked! (even though no one was attacking him but this has never stopped Rick before!)

Rick’s has his OWN show now thank-you-very-little and he’s not going to allow some nerd in a chat room make a monkey out of him!

Oh no!

He’s going do that all by himself!

What does he talk about on his show? He talks about Rick. He talks about the 50,000 ghost photos he has on his web page. (50,000 ghost photos = almost 200 ghost photos per week, assuming he started in 2001.) He talks about Rick some more, he complains about how people are mean to him, he threatens to take care of people who are mean to him, he claims it’s OK to break the law because laws are stupid anyway. He threatens to SPANK people who dis him….. seriously!

Then he talks about Rick some more.

Mostly he talks about his favorite subject. Which is ummm…. Rick! He talks about how wonderful he is, how he invented ghost busting and how everyone else is jealous of his world famous success. He’s done two or three hours of this stuff and is threatening to do more.

But watch out He also cusses like a sailor, don’t turn your speakers up, not if you have kids around. He sounds exactly like a bad episode of South Park with the bleeps removed, seriously!

What’s funny is, Rick’s pretty good at it! I could see Rick as a talk show host although he could never allow a producer to dictate what he can say (that’s the kiss of death for a radio personality.) If he toned down the language he might just have a pretty funny show. Also if he could stop bragging about illegal activities and drug use,  stop putting folk’s home phone numbers on the air or mocking handicapped people. That kind of stuff is ….well dorky sounding.

The rest of it? It a comedy goldmine! A kind of “America 2-Night” of the paranormal set. It’s too bad that Rick can’t seem to understand the dynamics of what he’s doing. That’s quite OK, everyone ELSE understands!

Of course (hedging my bets) I’ve entertained the idea that Rick has us all fooled. Perhaps he’s a rogue genius pretending to be….. um Lord Rick– stoner and ghostbuster extraordinaire!

I’ve  invited him to come by for lunch when he was “investigating” in my backyard. I wanted to see for myself this Internets phenomena. I don’t have any super-duper psychic powers like Lord Rick, but I can size people up pretty well.

He stood me up. I wonder was it because he didn’t trust me? Perhaps he was afraid of me!

Or,….. maybe he didn’t want to let me into the secret…Hummmm! Rick is just PLAYING with us! He’s really a supra-genius with a personal fortune and a secret identity! Instead of dressing up as Batman and fighting crime, he dresses up as Lord Rick, God-man and supera-ultra-power man! Then he ghost-busts.

That’s got to be it!

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Americans reveal belief in UFOs, witches

(ABC news.) 

Posted Wed Dec 5, 2007 8:30am AEDT

An overwhelming majority of Americans believe in God and significant numbers also think

that UFOs, the devil and ghosts exist, a poll has shown.

The survey by Harris Online showed that 82 per cent of adult Americans believe in God and a slightly smaller percentage – 79 per cent – believe in miracles.

More than 70 per cent of the 2,455 adults surveyed between November 7 and 13 said they believed in heaven and angels, while more than 60 per cent said they believed in hell and the devil.

Almost equal numbers said they believe in Darwin’s theory of evolution (42 per cent) – the belief that populations evolve over time through natural selection – and creationism (39 per cent) – the theory that God created mankind.

Seventy per cent of Americans said they were very (21 per cent) or somewhat (49 per cent) religious, while around one-third of those polled also said they believe in UFOs, witches and astrology.

–AFP

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Odd Empire Wiki

I know some of you out there have been wondering where the heck I’ve been, others have been congratulating themselves in FINALLY driving the pesky Odd Emperor off of the Internet.

Well rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I’ve been busy, with THIS.

“This” is an updated Odd Empire page that is based on the TIki-Wiki package. What that means is the page is now editable by the public at large.

Now you can add your own content like …those other Wikis out there.

The system is in open Beta, I plan to switch over on or around January 1st, 2008. Take a look! Be amazed. Be amazing! Be appalled or be appalling if you so desire.

It’s the Odd Empire Wiki! It’s written for you BY you.

And me too….

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15-20 Ashtar on the Road

15-20 Ashtar on the Road, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with express thanks to ECETI

“I AM ASHTAR, SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION FLEET. WE HAVE MILLIONS OF SHIPS FROM ALL OVER THE GALAXY, AND WE ARE UNITED UNDER THE BANNER OF LOVE. WE ARE ANGELS AND MASTERS OF THE LIGHT, COMING TO YOU IN PEACE AND INDESCRIBABLE JOY

Sometimes I wonder about all-caps. Is it sexier than that normal writing? Does it give your text a special flare? Making people sit up and notice, causing people to say here’s someone worth following!’ We should get behind this Ashtar bloke, follow him to the ends of the Earth! (It doesn’t do a thing for me, seems dorky as a matter of fact.)

Well Ashtar and his trusty channel “Susan” doesn’t give a fig if it looks dorky or not. No supreme commander of millions of starships would really care if their web page looked like, well -dorky! All they care about is spreading the work of the supreme commander from the galactic federation.

So what is the Supreme commander of the Galactic Federation fleet comprising of millions of ships doing on Earth? Well he’s spreading a message of universal peace and love. Or else a hoard of invulnerable ROBOTS are on their way to obliterate your bungholes!

Dirty humans!

 

Whowa, I think I was channeling Claude Raines a as Klatu from “The Day they Earth Stood Still.” What does all this have to do with Ashtar?

Quite a lot actually!

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Logos Christian Fellowship

15-19 Logos Christian Fellowship, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with express thanks to Penn and Teller.

I stole this one from Penn and Teller. When I looked at their web page I found that I had to include it here, no choice!

Like this bit from Ufologists for Jesus! (I can’t keep from smiling when I see that…. Ufologists for Jesus.. Ha)

What makes you think you’ve been abducted by bothersome aliens?

  1. Have you had abductions since childhood?
  2. Has this happened to other members of your family or relatives?
  3. Do you fear another abduction, but feel special?
  4. Can you tell when the abductions are about to take place?
  5. Do you find yourself sharing about your experiences with strangers?
  6. Do you feel pride in knowing the different beings?
  7. Are you able to stop the abductions some times and not others?
  8. Have you been shown an alien child or your hybrid child?
  9. Have you been to other places other than the ships like subterranean caverns?
  10. 10. Have you seen the same alien(s) repeatedly?

Well good news funseekers!! You are not being abducted by strange vile creatures from another solar system. It just run-of-the-mill demons! And rest assured that if it’s good-ol ‘ demons the good-holy folk down at Logos Christian Fellowship will fix you right up!

And not by any of any pussy Catholic ceremony either. The good-holy folk at Logos Christian Fellowship will rip that that pesky demon’s head right off and piss down it’s scaly neck!

All in the name of Jesus.

So pack your bags sinners! A Greyhound ticket to bucolic Leesburg Florida is not too expensive.  I’m not sure what you will do once you get that pesky demon excised out of your brain.  Sit around, drink Ripple and watch the traffic lights change

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And that’s why Trump is so deferential to Putin.

And that’s why Melania Trump walks around like she’s Carmela Soprano in Season 7.

And that’s why the Trump Cabinet is honeycombed with Russian sympathizers (I haven’t even mentioned the friendship medal Secretary of State Rex Tillerson personally received from Putin).

And that’s why Snowden is in Russia, and Assange is still holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy.

And that’s why Rudy Giuliani withdrew his name from consideration for State.

Most of all, that’s why Barack Obama seems so chill about the whole thing. He knows how the movie ends! But thanks to Glomar, there can be no spoilers.

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Inducted June 20, 2007

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