Chronicles of John Titor II

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This is the saga of John Titor II. It’s an odd tale. A fairly convoluted tale, full of mystery, high tech, paranormal musings and of course inaccurate predictions since it’s almost certainly a work of fiction. Like much of John Titor himself!

John Titor is a real person mind you. At least I think so. His name is not really John Titor and he really didn’t travel through time, or work as a test pilot, or command an air combat group. Or has spaceships hidden is sekret warehouses or is best buds with an alien named Roc.

What he really turns out to be is kind of a fibber!

Here is one of the many bios on him.

“John Titor II Entered duty with the Air Force as an Airman in the U.S. Air Force at Dulce, New Mexico. Trained because of his abilities to become an officer and pilot. He received intensive training on the latest air frames and power plants available. This included the TR-3B spacecraft and TR-6 Telos. John Titor commanded the 177th Division. Later he was given the command of a combat group. Author “Aurhorized (sic): Chronicles of John Titor II” and “Continued: Chronicles of John Titor II.”

Um – sure sure. Nobody familiar with the US military could possibly believe that. First of all Airmen are not “promoted” to become officers and pilots. All pilots are officers and enlisted people could possibly become a commissioned officer, but that’s a hard – unlikely road. First you have to earn a bachelors degree in some STEM field with an above 3.4 GPA. Then you have to appear before a review board (having a pilots licence is BIG plus here.) If you are below the age of 30 and a second lieutenant you can attend one of only three training schools in the US and if you are physically and mentally sound? Then you can attend flight training where most applicants wash out. Nobody gets “discovered” as an Airman and just given pilot training. Outside of movies and John Titor’s imagination.

It began back in 2001. On some obscure web forum called Coast to Coast. A user began to post astounding things, as if they were true. Of course he didn’t actually post evidence, what does evidence or facts have to do with an interesting story?

He begins -vacume
Greetings. I am a time traveller (sic) from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975.


Time travel missions to the past can make barely detectable changes to the time line in the hear (sic) and now for all of us.  Mankind’s history can be changed and most people would not even suspect something had been done.

Jeepers! It looks like spell and grammar checking software has stopped working in the future! So has fourth grade grammar education, but we can see that all over Reddit so – maybe!

John is far more than just a time-traveler. Apparently he’s a clone of the original John Titor too. Not that being a clone makes this story more believable (nor does he provide any evidence, yet again. ) It does make things more complicated and a lot more silly!

Of course some detales of how he traveled in time leaked out. Rather than using a DeLorean with a flux capacitor or whatever. He used an old Corvette with a dual singularity slingar. At lot cooler I suppose.

Don’t need no stinking flux capacitor! We got vacuum tubes bitch!


“My ‘time’ machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. The unit is powered by two top-spin dual-positive singularities that produce a standard off-set Tipler sinusoid.

Very cool!

John wouldn’t be a good time traveler without predictions of the future. How does he stack up in 2020?
* “A World War in 2015 killed nearly 3 billion people.” 
*“As a result of the many conflicts, no, there were no official Olympics after 2004. However, it appears they may be revived in 2040.”
* A civil war in the US around 2004
*  CERN would discover the basis for time travel sometime around 2001.

Um 0 and 0.
Of course, John explained that the predictions “might” not come true because of the many worlds hypothesis. Convenient that.


John Titor continues…

Lastly I go out and investigate what I write about.  As you may surmise from the pictures above.  I will travel anywhere to verify information.  In the photograph of me standing in a canyon.  I went to where Reptilians had been reported to the US Forestry Service for eating human flesh.  I found a deserted town and military looking sniper teams that talked to me and then warned me off.

Um, yeah. Once again. no evidence or corroboration. And we are to believe the military keeps sniper teams running 24/7 watches on a deserted town and nobody has any idea where this is, or what town the hundred guards live in?

Yeah – right!

More, um – fascinating stuff from John Titor.

We are Farmed, and Harvested!

We as a species have been farmed and harvested by extraterrestrials. Look at the pyramids of South America and the ramps, visualize members of the local populations marched up to waiting space craft. Scientists were initially stumped as to what happened to huge populations. They were used as food, slaves, and cyborgs.

Um, no? Archaeologist know exactly what happened to the population centers in South America. During the Colombian Exchange a series of deceases brought by the Spanish decimated the population and the Spanish murdered and enslaved the rest. But that’s just boring history.

More gems from John.

I believe that at one point man coexisted with dinosaurs.  There is archaeological evidence to support this.  I believe dinosaurs were deliberately eliminated because they posed a threat to mankind’s development.  They would inhibit the building of cities “

Other than, there’s not a smidgen of evidence to support any of this.

I am a chronicler of history, I observe and report.  Politicians are the bane of mankind.  Perhaps my writing will be discovered hundreds of years from now and the reader will wonder why no one listened.  My answer is perhaps they were too busy to read.

OH! Very deep – (derp)

Well the reality? It seems that this stuff is actually by a pathological liar by the name of Dana Lee Stern Sr. That’s for the second and current Titor. The original one seems to be a Florida lawyer by the name of Larry Haber. Or maybe Larry is just Titor’s attorney. It’s pretty confusing.

The identity of this second public Titor is believed to be Dana Lee Stern Sr, a man with a notable criminal record, a pile of aliases, and who claims his own son exsistinjected Windex into his brother’s brain as a child to give him cancer.

Sterrrrrrrn!

But wait. John Titor, time traveler and all around swell guy, isn’t? He’s really some dude named Dana Lee Stern Sr and he’s been taking people for rides on teh Internet for decades? Say it isn’t so!

So the CURRENT John Titor seems to be a prolific Facebook blogger and YouTuber. He’s got like ten Facebook groups which he posts on nearly every day, all ten of them! He put up a lot of YouTube videos, mostly about how Democratic Party in the US are destroying that nation and how wonderful their current leader Donald Trump is. Pretty standard stuff for a possibly dottering time traveler who’s obviously spent most of his life just (urr) fibbing to people.

He’s also a prolific You Tuber – go figure! Usually he mumbles about, oh traitors of any and all stripe. You know.! Democrats all. Also actors, writers and just about anyone who doesn’t like his hero Donald J Trump. He’s also predicting a new civil war, in December of 2019 this time and it’s because (three guesses) the Democrats suck balls and impeached his hero.

That’s pretty much it. George Soros and all Democrats are trying to bring down the government (ie) Donald Trump. Also Obama, the Clinton (mass murder hit squad) Nancy Pelsoi and of course anyone who happens to be a Democrat. Pretty odd for nascent time traveler to be angry about stuff which should be just history. Especially when he claimed the US would cease to exist in 2004.

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The Titor, in his glory!



Dana Lee Stern Sr

http://oldschooltruejustice.blogspot.ca/2015/09/dana-lee-stern-pathological-liar-and.html

http://oldschooltruejustice.blogspot.ca/2015/08/

https://www.facebook.com/dana.stern.71

https://www.facebook.com/john.titor.79025

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-1yWSfiSKKYtYnXDwMa0cg

https://www.gofundme.com/177th-science-foundation/donate

https://youtu.be/bfA-HbdrJ9s

https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/john-titor-time-traveler-predictions-story

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It’s a Flat Earth Wiki!

https://wiki.tfes.org/The_Flat_Earth_Wiki

Oh I do love the flat Earthers! No really! I mean, they could believe in all kinds of stuff. That Elvis is still alive. Bigfoot. Elvis is having a affair with Bigfoot. But that the Earth is flat?

So what it their evidence? “The world looks flat,” Yeah? That’s about it. I mean, it’s no matter that a spherical object will look like a flat plane if it’s large enough. It’s not that ballistic trajectories reflect motion on a spherical object. It’s not that all of the experiments that they’ve conducted give evidence that they are on a spherical object.

The world looks flat,

Uh -hu. Riiight!
This site is little more than an exercise in cognitive biases. If you like people with cognitive biases, I suppose this is a wiki for you. If not?

It’s hilarious!

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Thousands plan to Storm Area 51

(And make utter fools of themselves.)

From the silly files.

The big news (so to speak) is a lot of UFO nutballs are planning to “Storm Area 51” on

Friday, September 20, 2019 at 3 AM – 6 AM PDT

Remember that date because well nothing important is going to happen other than a few dozen wack-jobs will get sent running by the base’s private security force (which has no legal authority to do much of anything other than look fierce!) Well they DO have guns and they look fierce. It’s possible that they might also start shooting, but I think the private security firm might not do that on American soil. All they seem to be able to do is call the real Law Enforcement people and ask them to issue a ticket. Seems like a good risk!


Here are a few facts Funseekers. Area 51 is a real place. It’s part of  Edwards Air Force Base. It’s actual name is Homey Airport or sometimes Groom Lake. Since 1955 the US Airforce has used the area for advance aircraft testing, mostly because it’s remote and the salt pan makes a nice natural runway. The U2 program was tested there, as was the A-12 OXCART and the various unmanned projects associated with this. The base was upgraded in the early 1960s and has been used for testing of captured Soviet aircraft, the F-117 stelth fighter program. The base was expanded again in the early 1980s and is used for test aircraft to this day.

None of this information is classified in any way. I got most of it from Wikapidia! However there is this crazy idea that the US has a colony of aliens, Bigfoots or sinister whatnots at the base. and so the Storm Area 51 project took shape.

The plan is twofold

  • Get a lot of people to drive out there this September.
  • Run into the base, they can’t shoot everyone! RIGHT?

Over half a million people have pledged to particulate. I suppose they believe they will find the lost colony of Atlantic, parked galactic cruisers and little alien kids in the playground.

I can see how this is actually going to go down.

The run will commence with the two or three hundred people crazy enough to take part in this madness. They will cross the fence line, hopefully early in the morning. Then reach the base around 11am, tired sore and fringing hot! It’s likely that many of them will forget to bring water, even though this is the desert! The run will commence with the two or three hundred people crazy enough to take part in this madness. They will cross the fence line, hopefully early in the morning. Then reach the base around 11am, tired sore and fringing hot! It’s likely that many of them will forget to bring water, even though this is the desert!

And they will see, an Airforce base! Runways, hangers, a control tower. Wow!

They probably won’t be able to enter any of the buildings and with the heat index climbing they will be roasting at about 1PM. Then the base MPs and the local Sheriffs department will show up with water and a lot of plastic handcuffs.

Happy $750 fine people!

Actual Storm Area 51 battle plan.

We at the Oddempire will be watching and tipping a nice glass of fine scotch in your honor! Go get ’em you guys!

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– The Odd Emperor

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James Gilliland wants your money! What else is new?

You can go to this webpage and donate. Or just ignore him like most people. Or you can read this spine-tingling pitch! 

Contact Has Begun Part 2 will be a continuation of the very popular documentary “Contact Has Begun”. This film will this time be produced by Peter Maxwell Slattery with James Gilliland, with the aim to reach as many people world wide. Any contributions will be greatly appreciated and will go towards the making of this film.

Yeah -sure-sure. “Contact has Begun” has a lot of  details of – well stuff! Like global climate change is a bunch of crap and Europe is going to have the same climate as Siberia! Or how California is going to have earthquakes. With about 3000 views on YouTube, popular? Well – not so much.

https://youtu.be/OOy2aaf9EBM


James has come back from the dead again (he did get conked on the head during his surfer days.) Since then he’s given up his real-estate business in favor of becoming a UFO Cult guru. I call him the “thin-skinned guru” after a number of amusing interactions, including a threat from his “legal staff” which we of course ignored. 

 He dabbled into the bottled water business (not that he made any money with a company selling $20 bottles of tap water.) He lectures all over the place  about his space-brother buddies. Mostly he runs camp-outs at his “Sativa Sanctuary” (ie) dope ranch. There, people pay a nominal fee to freeze their asses off and watch satellites in the dark skies in the vicinity of Mount  Adams Oregon. For a bonus he informs people that the lights at a nearby camping area are really landed galactic cruisers. Not that you can go see the galactic cruisers! They cunningly turn into pickups with light-kits if you venture too close! 

But these non-physical beings coming from other dimensions are really-really-real says James. Just like the orbs that he’s managed to photograph at his dusty dope ranch. Or the mist-monsters he images when it’s cold outside. Or when he’s imbibing on the sativa. 

James says that the beings can take you out of bed and do stuff to you. James sees aliens everywhere! Even in the bathtub!  He’s got hours and hours of lights over his ranch. They can’t be military or other aircraft, despite the fact that there are at least two military training areas and a Navy bombing range nearby. James also uses Heavens-Above which is certainly a a good satellite tracking application. (Of course the data for the app are provided by NORAD,) Who the heck would trust the gooberment?

James has been having conversations with space buddies since he was a child. How can you argue with that (or ask for evidence.) He claims that there’s a sekrit base of aliens inside of Mount Adams, not that he’s actually gone there to look for it or anything! Dude! It’s only a few miles away! Aren’t you the least bit curious?

James claims that a lot of high level people, air traffic controllers, NASA Scientists, military people, Skunk Works engineers and others all corroborate his story that his dope ranch is a hotbed for inter-dimensional galactic cruisers. James doesn’t name any of these people so it’s not possible to find out if any of them could corroborate Jame’s stories are real. But James SAYS it’s all true and you have to believe him! Or you suck!

James says he’s not interested in being famous or being a guru. Despite this he’s wanting to raise money for yet another feature length film about  – himself! Needless to say that anyone who is skeptical of Jame’s motive suffers from “cognitive dissonance.” James informs us that people with cognitive dissonance can’t accept any reality outside of their own, no matter how much proof James provides!  Funny that James hasn’t really provided any evidence, let alone proof! And funny still that this is NOT the definition of cognitive dissonance in any case. 

But none of those things matter! Galactic cruisers have been flying over James’s dope ranch, piloted by Space Brothers who are related to Native Americans and are waiting for James (who’s NOT a Native American) to usher in a new age of peace and enlightenment for all people. As soon as he can get up the ten thousand bucks for yet another film of blurry satellites, I mean. Galactic cruisers! ! 


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Bigfoot’s FBI File is Out!

Yes, it’s true. The big hairy fellow has an FBI file all his own and it’s been made public. Well, it’s mostly a correspondence between FBI agents and Peter Byrne of the venerable
Bigfoot Information Center and Exhibition.


According to Andrew Daniels from Popular Mechanics.


Bigfoot’s official file, which we gleefully examined in full like the proud investigative journalists we are, mostly follows the correspondence between the Bigfoot Information Center and Exhibition (BIC) in The Dalles,(sic) Oregon and the FBI’s Scientific and Technical Services Division from 1976 to 1977.


See, Mr Byrne had some hair samples that he KNEW were from Bigfoot so like any good citizen he decided Federal Agents didn’t have much to do, like running down mass murderers or terrorists. They would be THRILLED to give up valuable lab time to prove once and for a hairy monster was scaring people in the US NW.



Surprisingly, the FBI agreed to analyse the sample. Unsurprisingly, they were samples of deer hare. Well don’t that beat all! The nerve of some lab flunky mistaking PROOF of Bigfoot for some stupid deer hair! I wonder what those feds could be hiding!

Enjoy Funseekers.






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The Skinny on Organised Gang Stalking!

Organised Gang Stalking! It’s a very big problem in the United States and around the world too, \a lot of people would like to tell you that. Millions are being harassed, stalked, followed, implanted, probed and generally annoyed by unknown agencies that  have unlimited resources – um, to annoy and probe people obviously! 

They have  millions of employees who’s sole purpose seems to be….uh….. seems to be for harassing random people for unknown reasons. We are not sure why, but since millions of dollars are being spent on this it must be important! 

There are a myriad of web pages on this subject, thousands of YouTube videos. Even books although who reads those anymore?  

I’ve been following the so-called Gang Stalking thing for a long time. Back when a Canadian by the name of  Eleanor White imagined that she was being followed by sinister individuals. She even had some film clips of her “tormentors,” although they resembled a dude on a bicycle who was curiously looking at Elenor while she filmed him. (This was in the time before everyone had a camera on their phone so his curiosity was probably justified. ) 

Eleanor was convinced that a large number of people were following her, breaking into her home, moving things around, messing up her panties and generally watching her 24/7. It sounds like ordinary  paranoia to me, but Eleanor was SURE that it’s was not her imagination. People were really  spending an enormous amount of time and money to mess with her because? Well Eleanor wasn’t sure why. She was just sure it was happening. 

Here is Eleanor’s definition of Gang Stalking.

Predatory Gangstalking describes a series of techniques utilized by organized crime and corrupt networks to instill fear and mental instability within a victim.

Once again, this doesn’t present a motive or posit a reason why these “corrupt networks” might want to do such a thing or who the corrupt networks are. In fact, no motive for Gang Stalking is ever given. Organised crime groups usually do whatever they do to make money. Not just randomly annoy people. When folks  go down this rabbit hole they simply believe that they are being stalked by hundreds of people. 

Since Eleanor White came out as a Gang Stalking Victim (GSV) lots of other people have come out of the woodwork claiming that they are subject to the same extremely elaborate stalkings. Many for decades, involving lots of other people. In fact nearly everyone they meet in public must be part of this gang stalking phenomena. 

According to GSV community. Most people who are not being stalked are in fact employees of vast, sinister organisations who’s only purpose is to follow and bother GSVs. This is also known as Community Mobbing and Community Harassment

 

According to a number of gang stalking “enthusiasts” sites. This is how they define it. 

Definitions;
Gang Stalking is a systemic form of control, which seeks to destroy every aspect of a Targeted Individuals life. Once a target is flagged a notification is sent out to the community at large, and the target is followed around 24/7 by the various communities that they are in.

A notice is sent out to the community at large? Like a mass email? Letters? somebody driving driving around with a bullhorn? “Hey everyone! Go and annoy Joe-Smoe!” 

Once again – why? Why would mysterious organisations with unlimited resources want to follow people around and harass them? Nobody, certainly nobody in the TI community has an answer to that. They also can’t answer why they themselves don’t get these “community notifications.” It just seems to happen by magic I guess. 

There are a lot of films on YouTube depicting victims of Gang Stalking (gang stalking enthusiasts)  asserting that every time they see a red automobile, or a white automobile or really any color it is evidence of a sinister plot and not just bad taste. They film themselves confronting Gang Stalkers who always respond with “what the hell are you talking about?” Proof positive that the “perps”are real so they say.  

https://youtu.be/y6hTUJwetfs
Of course most gang stalking enthusiasts have no idea how to make a video with a voice over.  

Now of course, I have no doubt that people are  harassed from time to time. Hell; I’ve been harassed for simply voicing my opinions on various things. But having some marginal person attack me online or even in the real world is a far cry from believing that hordes of people are skulking around 24-7 just to destroy one’s reputation or whatever. I have never seen a smidgen of evidence that Gang Stalking is happening, outside of a gang stalker enthusiast’s imagination that is. 

I suppose it comes down to what is real and what people believe is real. There’s a tiny subset of humanity who prefer to believe in outlandish things rather than believing facts (and facts have this strange ability to not care if they are believed or not!)

I suppose that most gang stalking enthusiasts believe that they are harassed by shadowy unknown agencies who want to follow them around and generally make their lives miserable. The truth is, most of them seem miserable from he start! I mean, most Gang Stalking Enthusiasts don’t seem to live normal lives in the first place. Many of them live on public assistance or live with their parents into their adult life. Many of them don’t seem to have good cognitive or skepticism skills. Who can blame them! Watching this  kind of stuff on the television all day..


Finally. The world is a scary place! World wide surveillance of electronic communications is a very real thing. machines routinely collect and analyse information on just about anyone hooked into the Internet or just making a phone call. You cars do it, building do it. Cable television automatically collects information on the programs people watch. Not that I don’t include governments in this. They collect information too, but most of the time it’s by using commercial services. 

Perhaps Gang Stalking Enthusiasts act out their trepidation over this brave new world of information collection. They can’t see it, they can’t smell it or hear it. So they imagine that it’s happening in a tangible – physical way rather than invisibly and as a consequence of the Internet Age. 

Some of them need help, but telling them that makes no difference because it just proves YOU are a “perp” too.

 

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The Freedom for Targeted individuals web page

Stop Gangstalking dot org

https://youtu.be/Dp9eCoJkC0c
http://humanrightsaward.org/2012-peoples-choice/contest/#!/entry/246495

A 2010 Documentary on YouTube reported that there are more than 500,000 Mind Control related Websites.

http://myweb.cableone.net/mtilton/index.html
http://citizensthatknow.ning.com
http://myweb.cableone.net/mtilton/akwei.html

www.humanrights.com
www.psychrights.org

www.rense.com/general17/imp.htm

http://www.exoticwarfareproof.org
http://www.earthpulse.com

http://soleilmavis.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!9B6CD1D7F6F8F411!1940.entry (Chinese/EnglishBlog)

www.monarchnewphoenix.org

www.stopcovertwar.com

www.raven1.net/gaslight.htm

www.raven1.net/glossary.htm

www.multistalkervictims.org

www.stoporganizedstalking.org

www.gangstalkingworld.com

www.psychologicalharassment.com

www.us-government-torture.com/Larson%20Report%20Edit.pdf

www.afafa.org

www.surveillanceissues.com

www.rich-essence.com

www.projectcensored.org

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mkultra

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/mind_control

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/cointelpro

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Olsonwww.jbhfile.com/index.html

www.wanttoknow.info/mindcontrol 10pg

www.wanttoknow.info/emailmk

www.wanttoknow.info/mindcontrolinformation#mindcontrols

www.webspawner.com/users/perpbuster

www.bugsweeps.com/info/electronic_harassment.html

www.exoticwarfare.com

www.exoticwarfareproof.orgwww.bushcommission.org/q=node/34

http://emhdf.com/countermeasures.html

www.911themotherofallblackoperations.blogspot.com

www.911truth.org

www.ghost-writers.com

www.cdt.org/wiretap/wiretap_overview.html

www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/BraveNewWorld.htmlwww.mnwelldir.org/docs/history/experiments.htm
http://www.american-justice.us

www.i-sis.org.uk/BW.php

www.brendanmichaeljames.com/index.html

www.prwatch.org

www.slavery.org.uk/pinneo1.htm

www.icdc.com/~paulwolf/cointelpro/churchfinalreportIIIa.htm

www.controlledamerica.itgo.com/index.html

www.ratical.org/ratville/CAH/cahCAH.html

www.eff.org

www.freedomforceinternational.org/freedom.cfmfuseaction=home

www.angelfire.com/or/mctrl

http://cgkd.anu.edu.au/menus/PDFs/JMEIntHumRandME.pdf#search=%22ethics%2

www.newstarget.com/019189.html

www.proliberty.com/observer/20070105.htm
www.conspiracyarchive.com/NWO/microchip_implants_mind_control.htm

www.mkzine.com

http://myweb.cableone.net/mtilton/thomas.html

www.peaceinspace.org

www.whale.to/b/patton.html

www.psyop.org

www.saveourcivilliberties.org/en/static/contact.shtml

www.rsf.org/rubrique.php3id_rubrique=20

www.seaspower.com/EnergyDisclosureDec122003.htm

www.sysos.co.uk/thatfund.htm

www.ccrny.org/v2/GermanCase2006/extendedsummary.

www.bvalphaserver.com/modules.phpname=Content&pa=

showpage&pid=21

www.aches-mc.org

www.thememoryhole.org/mil/nl-weapons_terms

http://crownjul1.wordpress.com

www.ncvc.org/ncvc/Main.aspx

www.tortureprevention.net

www.subgenius.com/bigfist/bulldada/X0040_Secret_Undergr ound_W.html

www.usaexposure.com/index.php

www1.umn.edu/humanrts/instree/Rome_Statute_ICC/romestatute.html

www.stalkingvictims.com

www.worldcantwait.org

www.uruknet.info/s1=1&p=26044&s2=24

www.mediarights.org/organization

www.democraticfundamentalism.org

www.kelcom.igs.net/~hosny/index.html

http://electromagnetic-waves.com/default.aspx
http://biotech.law.lsu.edu/research/index.htm
http://redtape.msnbc.com

www.thatfund.org

http://www.slavery.org.uk/websites.htm
http://www.slavery.org.uk/articles.htm
http://www.geocities.com/xposperps/
http://grievance.info/

www.6478867.com (Russian) 
www.telepat-defence.com (Russian)

www.amgglobalentertainmentgroup.comhttp://www.catalase.com/patent.htm

 

rational Wiki on Targeted Individuals. 

Wikipedia

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Orbiter – the Movie

I don’t often critique movies,

But this one?

Oh boy!

I can see the pitch meetings now.

“It’s a mashup of Left Behind and Gravity! Without Nicolas Cage or Sandra Bullock, It’s a “faith-based” spaaaaace adventure! It’s sure to bring all the Science Fiction nerds and born again Christians back to the theater again and again! It can’t miss!”

“WTF is a “faith-based” movie anyway?” I asked.

Lucky for me  the web page has this nifty answer.

The “faith-based” movie genre is the new success market in the U.S. and in many areas of the world. To be sure, it requires knowledge of the audience base from an inside perspective, and with sincerity and belief.

Really? it requires knowledge of the audience?” Like they should be fluent in English? Have some foreknowledge of western culture and know a little bit about Science Fiction?

Ah – no silly person!

You have to believe….. in Jesus!

Frankly, having a prerequisite belief of JESUS in spaaaace seems to be asking a bit much.

But this is OrbiTer ™, the movie. Not to be confused with Orbiter the open source space simulation program. OrbiTer ™ is the brainchild of filmmaker David Rosler. He did some storyboard work on The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers. He directed “Saturday Morning ” (which seemed to be a C grade comedy direct to DVD.) Something called The First Men on the Moon and the animated “Everyone’s Hero.” (Although he doesn’t seem to actually appear in the credits.)

Don’t worry about not hearing about any of these. I’ve never heard of them either, with the exception of Galaxy Rangers. That one I pretty much ignored because cartoons of people on robot horses is kind of a non-starter.

Now he’s working on his magnum opus. A film that is sure to bring all the nerds –
TO JESUS – in spaaaaace no-less!

OrbiTer ™ is little more than a trailer at this point. Actually far less than a trailer. He’s got a couple of actors working in green-screen sets with photos of the International Space Station plastered in the background. Some awful looking CGI of people in space suits paddling around like they were in a swimming pool. Actors discussing their Bibles on the ISS with lots of CGI junk spinning in the background. Closeups of the evil and probably atheist Russians. CGI of the ISS burning (in spaaaace!) Newsreel footage of North Korean troops and armored personnel carriers. More fire in space. More CGI of people firing guns in space and other absurd things.

It’s not very impressive frankly. What’s even less impressive is the general plot, which like I said seems to be an action movie set on the ISS when the Rapture, WWIII, the second coming, the last trump, the Vogon Constructor Fleet, giant space goats or  whatever is taking place – takes place!

In spaaaaaace!

About the production, should David ever get the 100 bazzilion he needs to shoot this thing-

“David has a written agreement with a nation-wide youth organization. This means completion of OrbiTer ™ also helps many young men and women help to recover their lives by, in-part- working on OrbiTer ™. “

Um, yeah. That sounds like taking advantage of cheap labor to me. I wonder if the Screen Actors Guild  heard of this? And do  “young men and women” NEED to recover their lives by working on an indie movie?

Oh yeah. It’s a Christian thing I suppose.

“As the trailer proves, the special effects in 3D has received opinions that  appear unanimous: the special effects in the Orbiter compare very favorably with the best, last word in outer space special effects movies, 7-time Academy Award winner, “Gravity”.

Well the CGI is OK I guess. It’s not really industry standard even compared to Gravity (which was industry standard back in 2012.)

Gravity had good special effects for the time and Sandra Bulloc too. But other than the CGI stuff, Gravity was a pretty lame attempt at depicting real spacecraft or NASA operations or much of anything else. Satellites don’t orbit close enough to easily transfer from one to another.  Orbital space is like a vast ocean, about 1000 times larger than all the oceans on the Earth. It’s vary rare that stuff runs into other stuff (and yet, humanity is managing to put SO much junk up there that this won’t always be true.) Perhaps Sandra Bulloc should be careful!

But, people in space suits paddling around like they were in a swimming pool? I haven’t seen special effects like that since the Japanese film Message From Space!

Also, David keeps repeating this thing about “everyone agrees his special effects are really special” and that a horde of physicists think the fire in space and guy paddling around in the swimming pool are really keen! After being asked as to who these physicists were, David angrily demanded that people tell him where they worked and many other personal questions. 

. Presumably NOT to send them flowers!

“Large theater chains in the United States have been contacted and the project discussed, and are ready and willing to accept David as the distributor of OrbiTer ™, a critical financial aspect insomuch as delivery to a hungry audience is essentially assured, bypassing the usual confiscatory third-party distributor in the U.S. theatrical market. “

This sounds pretty dodgy to me. David Rosler  is the producer, director AND distributor of this thing? I’m surprised he’s not starring in it too.

And “hungry audiences?” Hungry for Left Behind in space?  It would seem that reality is a bit more fickle!

In David’s Gofundme page, he seems very upset about the unfair treatment he supposedly got on Twitter and Facebook when he tried to peddle his film.

“The critics of the world just aren’t interested a couple of obvious shill antagonists tell me – they speak, no one else does. Not in any movie site. not in any Christian site. Except once, when I posted to a proudly agnostic facebook group, that group saw it. And as expected, some haters piled on. What I think no one expected was the degree of support it got. 600 posts, 35 positive emojis on the main post 15 negatives. AAT WHICH POINT THE THREAD WAS CLOSED FOR ANY MORE COMMENTS. That is How orbiter SHOULD be seen on facebook. Instead, except for one facebook group in which it would have been easy to anticipate scathing negatives in which there are 600 posts of all varieties, we get NOTHING. Nothing on evangelical groups. Nothing in prayer groups. Nothing in MOVIE groups! NOTHING. ZERO. NOT A SINGLE CRITIC. Not a single know-it-all. NOTHING. BASICALLY A TOTAL FACEBOOK BLACKOUT.”

I actually saw the Facebook post he was referring to. It’s in a forum where people talk about their favorite (or not so favorite) Science Fiction books and films. Spam is not encouraged and David’s bald-faced sales pitch for funding was not appreciated!

But even worse! David Rosler thinks there is a conspiracy afoot! A conspiracy designed to thwart him from his sacred US Constitutionals rights which were handed down by God himself to Moses during the signing of the Declaration of Independence.  Or so it would seem.

it has been said that the social media giants can do whatever they want because they’re privately owned companies. that is a ridiculous fallacy. To begin with, it is illegal to conspire to deny anyone a constitutional right under any circumstance whatsoever, regardless of the venue, according ti Title 18, section 241 of the criminal code. And conspiracy has a very broad definition which plainly includes what has been happening on social media.

David Rosler believes (like most people) that Facebook and Twitter are have something to do with their first amendments rights. That they are public utilities and not private corporations. But he also believes in a benevolent sky-man who forgives him for creating a lot of spam on aforementioned social media sites. Also Jesus will forgive him for behaving like a douchbag. Jesus will forgive him for creating fake accounts on Facebook in order to spam groups with his nonsense.

The Internet on he other hand?

So let’s see if I can get this straight. OrbiTer ™ is a “faith based” Christian film that is something like a cross between Left Behind and Gravity. Left Behind being a Nicolas Cage vehicle which nobody watched and Gravity being a Science Fiction exploitation disaster picture which, other than looking great and thrilling audiences (by looking great mostly) it had about as much plot as five minutes of Requiem for a Dream.

But Produce Director, Publicity Director, and probably Star David Rosler thinks he can wow the same nerds who liked Gravity by mashing up a lot of dismal end-times and Jesus bullshit. Without Nicolas Cage!

Oh and David Rosler still thinks 3D films are pretty keen too. That explains a lot!

Somehow; I don’t think the SiFi nerds are going to go for this.

I think this is the kind of nerd he is looking for!

But, if you give  David Rosler lots of money, you might get this fabulous collector coffee mug!

Sounds legit!

www.orbitermovie.com/

If you go there. Be sure to scroll down to the bottom where David’s very professional “trash the detractors page is.”

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House Cleaning

Quite a lot of house cleaning as it were. Technical stuff? Server moves of my hosting service produce strange anomalies in the database causing random “objects” to appear in the text making it nearly unreadable. I’ve been trying various cures for this. Nothing seemed to work outside of brute force (ie) just going in and editing out the junk.

In the mean-time I’ve gotten to know this blog all over again. I don’t know if that’s a good thing – for some. It’s a good thing for me though.

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Virtue of Spirit.

Here we have something befitting the description of a “a train wreak.” It doesn’t help that the site was created using Wix. Proving that not everyone can create a great website using Wix. Case in point.

Monsanto, a Government Agency spray aluminum and lithium in the air using military aircraft and commercial flights with active programs for daily chem-trails with the objective to hide the signs and detection of Nibiru increasing the environments metal content harnessing the ultimate plan to fuel the nano-chips and render effective control of man and his thoughts.

Monsanto a government agency? I bet that’s news to the Government (Monsanto too.)  Monsanto is an evil, greedy, corporation (which revolutionized genetic crop manipulation multiplying by many times, yields which coi9ncedentaly saved millions from starvation. Not that this is important to anyone!)

 https://virtueofspirit.wixsite.com/virtueofspirit
 
 For some strange reason – most of the photos of this fellow is with his shirt off.
 Technical analysis.

This web page is pretty lame even by Wix standards. Sure embedded videos work fin on Wix, just not fifty of them at one time!

But here you have every pro-consperecy video in one place! How convenient is that? Sure the vids are occasionally blocking the text, but all the text is the same inane blathering anyway.

Like this!

The END                                         GAME OVER

Nibiru is a solar system that is heading on a trajectory course with Earth with six alien planets entering our solar system ever 3600 years already present in our solar system creating a catastrophic siesmic (sic) polar shift reaking (sic) havock (sic) with our World. The event will trigger an electro-magnetic wave that will bring on death, cautious and destruction dessimating (sic) 80% of Earths population. The trajectory with Earth has been scientifically proven and now accurately predicted for the 05th of October 2017. We can not runaway from GOD only prepare and wait. Is it too late for humanity, its never to late to save your soul that will only transcend with and through the blood of Jesus. “

Oh dear me! That’s pretty harsh. And since I’m writing this in November of 2017, I must already be dead!

  So- if you really want to find out about Jesus, chemtrailes, UFOS, Fluoride poisoning, The Illuminate, The Devil, the last days and just about any other conspiracy theory? This might be a good place to start!

 

Now where did I put my ice-cream scoops?

 

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Web Page Review – Planet X – the 2017 Arrival.

This is the webpage of one David Meade. He’s a religious numerologist (whatever that might be) and has created quite a stir with predictions that the tribulation, end of the world or something will be happening in late September of 2017 (around tea time presumably.) Basically he’s one of those guys who thinks Planet X is going to swoop into our solar-system  undetected and  crash into the Earth or something. What is Planet X?  Nobody can say for sure. It could be a large planet, it could be a small star. But everyone seems to agree that Planet X behaves like no other known astronomical object since it can magically appear where ever it’s convenient without all of that tedious mucking about with orbits.

Now who is David Meade?

“By profession, David Meade is a research scientist, holding a master’s degree in statistics, his background in research and experimental design has enabled him to develop a unique and powerful approach to Pinewood Derby racing. He also enjoys model rocketry and astronomy.”

Um, OK. I suppose statistics might help in scientific research. But I can’t say that Pinewood derby racing and model rocketry gives him a leg up in the Scientific community. Hell I’ve done both of those things – when I was a child!

But all of this somehow gives David Meade credibility to say – something. But what is he saying? The Earth will end on September 23rd. Or maybe not. The Earth will begin to end on September 23rd. Or maybe some other date. Or nothing at all is going to happen in September. Or October. The Planet Wormwood will cause solar flares. You should buy his book. If you believe in UFOs this won’t make any sense.  The end times is taught in Sunday school and must all be accurate because Hollywood. It’s sad that people nowadays don’t have critical thinking, not like those people in WWII! Very sad!

You get the idea. It’s really just a horrid mishmash of end times prophesy and stuff about invisible planets hurling around the solar system. Nothing really to see here.

 

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