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The big new Bigfoot buzz is none other than Todd Standing and his (drum roll) Sylvanic Bigfoot!

http://www.sylvanic.com/

The story goes a bit like this. Todd Standing was a sketic but unlike myself he was not a lazy bastard skeptic, so he went into the woods to PROVE Bigfoot was a myth…

Now , let’s not allow logic to spoil a good story, most of us understand that you can’t really prove a negative.  (Translated for people like Moonbat, nobody can disprove Bigfoot, all you can do is gather evidence or debunk and dismiss the so-called evidence.) Hopefully, if there is enough real evidence (which cannot be debunked,) one can finally say that criptez like Bigfoot are real beasts and the whole mess is turned over to the Zoological people.The Cripzologists happily go back to searching for thunder lizards or some other damn thing after getting the super-slam at Denny’s.

But Todd Standing is no ordinary skeptic! He’s not a skeptic all! Not any more anyway. He found the very beast that he was trying to disprove by not finding -it. Shocking I know! With his trusty Indian guide, a biologist an a paramedic they marched into the deep and spooky undisclosed woods, found a sekrit heretofore undiscovered tunnel under an undisclosed mountain, and  found…. they found…….(wait for it.)

EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT!!!!!

They even brought back spine tingling films of the furry guy. This is not Harry and the Hendersons folks this is the real, smelly thing!  He even found a “domicile,” as apposed to “nests” or habitat like those other “researchers” find.

Our goal is to carefully gather as much information about this species while adhering to our first priority, which is to ensure we do not compromise the research site in any way. This species has zero tolerance for any sustained human presence. When a habitat is compromised, not only do we lose a valuable research site, these animals lose their home. Loss of a habitat means loss of life. Our priority now and always will be the welfare of this species. If we feel our work in any way leads to the detriment of these animals our work will stop immediately.

We all know that homeless bigfoot would really suck! They might end up gifting in Los Vegas, nobody wants to see that!

If I would have had a gun (either tranquilizer or bullet projectile) we were well within range of successfully taking a shot. Therefore, one might conclude that the animal you see in video 2 is vulnerable. You could not be more mistaken. The day after we shot video 2 we found definitive evidence that there had been another animal standing no more than 10 feet away from us.

Now friends and funnseekers, how would any animal (or primitive human for that matter) think that pointing a gun was an aggressive move? Heck they were point cameras the entire time and had they even shot one of the beasts, how would it know that the gun could hurt them. They would have no idea unless they are really not beast at all. But wait, there’s more!

Conclusion: The sound we heard just after shooting video 2 was the rock crashing to the ground. That sound was a diversion. The animal that was standing behind the tree ripped the rock out of the earth and threw it precisely when the animal in video 2 required a diversion. This would have required an unfathomable feet of strength to throw such a large rock that distance. More importantly, the timing indicates a level of intelligence that would put this species into a category of intelligence that would exceed that of any other primate (excluding humans).

Hmmm, it’s “unfathomably strong, super-strong in fact. Todd Standing talks about being continuously outwitted by the invisible monsters that he was sure were all around him.  According to this video it’s way  fast. It can run over 40 miles per hour over rough terrine.  It must have superior eyesight and keen hearing. The entire tribe of Bigfoot knew instantly when humans were around because they  posted sententials which could see them coming, day or night for miles.

You can even download and watch spine tingeing vids of the hairy beast, (for a nominal fee.)

In all seriousness, I don’t necessarily think that the idea of a manlike mega fauna might live unknown in uninhabited areas is total ka-ka. There are still  huge swatches of forest that have been hardly explored. It’s possible (although unlikely)  that there are species that we know nothing about. Bigfoot and animals like him are prevalent in the lore of, not only this country but just about every society that has ever existed.

But this one sounds kind of familiar…

Let’s see, really strong, super intelligent, super acute hearing, telescopic vision, runs very fast.. where have I heard all of that before?

Now I remember..

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Once and awhile I run across something so absurd, so stupid that I simply must comment on it.

http://www.ufodigest.com/article/ufoet-activism-now
In the early 1990’s Operation Right To Know (ORTK) http://exopolitics.blogspot.com/2008/03/ortk-ufo-demonstration.html began a series of UFO/ET demonstrations and other forms of activism. We started with a demonstration in front of the White House in Washington DC that stimulated demonstrations and other forms of activism across America, even to Argentina and the UK. The idea was to try to kick start a global UFO/ET activist movement that would stimulate mainstream media to take the subject seriously and not only report on UFOs, but to seriously investigate the issue. Even though we are in the mist of UFO/ET disclosure as Richard Hoagland aptly points out, most informedpeople realize that mainstream press attention is still key to the final unraveling of the 60 year old cover-up.

You know? For the life of me I cannot think of a more useless thing than UFO activism. Demonstrating in front of the White House? I’ve been to many a protest and I can tell you, what they are talking about sounds a little like masturbation. It might feel good, but it really won’t get you anywhere and as Robert Heinland so succinctly points out, “it’s lonely!”

You could also demonstrate practicably anywhere in DC and get far more attention than in front of the US President’s palace, the mainstream media is not in front of the White House most of the important ones are inside the White House with the President who’s wrestling with, you know! World politics and domestic tranquility, that sort of stuff. You yahoos and your flying saucers are really not part of that are you?

Well on second though, perhaps in front of the White House is the best place for you.

Unfortunately in the abAs Richard Hoagland in a recent interview with George Noory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sfjEkYX5Ek pointed out, government’s create boundaries that the mainstream press will not cross and it’s not real unless its on CNN. It is now my contention that a ground swell of sustained citizen activism is growing to a point that will allow the press to push the boundaries of serious reporting and investigation to eventually bust up the UFO/ET cover-up. We can’t hold the mainstream press entirely responsible for abdicating it’s watchdog status beginning in the 1950’s in the face of a government propaganda blitz of denial and ridicule and public apathy.sence of vigorous citizen activism on a variety of issues including UFOs the mainstream press becomes the lapdog of government and special interests, rather than a watchdog for the citizenry. In the 1990’s the overall conditions for a sustained vigorous UFO/ET activism movement to end UFO secrecy was not favorable and our effort failed in its main goal to end the UFO/ET cover-up once and for all.

I love this hero worship of Richard Hoagland. Has anyone but me noticed that he’s been wrong about nearly everything he’s said, including his own credentials? That should be a red flag if nothing else but Noooooooooo! He’s some kind of authority! Perhaps it’s this that creates boundaries that the press won’t cross. People for the most part know when they are being lied to, most people that is. In UFOlogy it’s ‘whomever can tell the biggest whopper gets the prize.” Whatever that is. Book deals and panel discussions I guess. He did get an Ig-Nobel prize! That has to account for something!

Some secondary goals succeeded like the focusing of major press attention onto the subject. I believe this succeeded in sparked many mainstream UFO shows. We also made inroads in stimulating an awareness in the UFO community that good science can’t succeed if it being suppressed, and its data being manipulated for political reasons. A political problem deserves political solutions, something some very savvy propagandists and intelligence people in the UFO community realize very well.

Propagandists? Those who deliberately lie to create false beliefs in people? I’d say you got that spot on. And I hate to break it to you partner, the mainstream media is not interested in covering UFOs or much of anything else. They are primarily interested in selling stuff and capturing an audience to sell stuff to.  UFO and ghost shows are just pieces of cheese (literally) to bring in the suckers and get them to buy overly expensive cars to somehow prove their manhood.

kYX5Ek pointed out, government’s create boundaries has a that the mainstream press will not cross and it’s not real unless its on CNN. It is now my contention that a ground swell of sustained citizen activism is growing to a point that will allow the press to push the boundaries of serious reporting and investigation to eventually bust up the UFO/ET cover-up. We can’t hold the mainstream press entirely responsible for abdicating it’s watchdog status beginning in the 1950’s in the face of a government propaganda blitz of denial and ridicule and public apathy.

I’ve got a MUCH better idea. You yahoos running around flapping your gums about gooberment cover-ups might want to actually do a bit of research on the subject. The US Government doesn’t bother to cover up UFOs because there is no need.  UFOs might be an interesting phenomena that warrants further *scientific* study (I think so,) but the don’t seem to exist in the “real world” of paychecks and airplanes. UFOs seem to reside in the never-never land of belief and faith. Once these so-called UFOligests stop protesting and waving their hands about cover-ups, they might actually find out that .

It’s very old, there are reports of UFOs in antiquity which are identical to UFO reports today.

Most people really don’t give a flapping damn about them because they have little to do with the ordinary things in life, you know! Jobs, families and that sort of thing.

Most UFOs are seen by people who are prone to see them. People who are not prone to see them don’t (strange that.)

UFO’s hardly ever leave no physical traces. They seem to be more like projections.

The projections are *subjective* to the person witnessing them.

The projections reflect the technical bias of the witness. As craft they seem to be just ahead of whatever human technology is known to the witness.

There is a tiny smidgen of evidence that these projections * occasionally * have some effect on physical reality.  There are almost no photographs of UFOs that do not have a mundane explanation.

UFOs do not interact with mainstream thought. In fact the phenomena seems to avoid direct interaction and changes whenever scientific processes are brought to bare.

Well, this is just if you have yourself at least a little grounded in reality and not buried into some stupid “space brother” nonsense. UFOs are an interesting phenomena, one that I believe warrants further study. What really draws people away is this business of * proclaiming* what UFOs really are as apposed to rendering an opinion of what they *look like.* (Which is what I was doing above.) Not that I didn’t claim they were the result aliens, why? Because there is absolutely no evidence that UFOs have anything to do with *anything* off of planet Earth. Heck there is no evidence the durn things fly into space at all.

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