Empire of the Odd

Website RPP is claiming that Renato Davila Riquelme, an anthropologist working at the Privado Ritos Andinos museum in Cusco, has discovered remains of something that isn’t human. Measuring at 20 inches tall, the tiny remains were originally believed to be that of a child, but Spanish and Russian doctors disagree.

“It has a non-human appearance because the head is triangular and big, almost the same size as the body. At first we believed it to be a child’s body until Spanish and Russian doctors came and confirmed that, yes, it’s an extraterrestrial being.”

Obviously, that’s the explanation that makes the most sense, and not a child that was born horribly deformed. But hey cool aliens!

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– OR if nothing happens we can finally proclaim that Hoagland’s been a crank all along?

HERE IT IS: Edited version of the 2nd hour of Revolution Radio Friday nights at 8 pm Eastern. Richard C. Hoagland calls on Francis to ‘head up’ the amateur astronomers around the world to film the MOST SPECTACULAR EVENT in our time! Asteroid YU-55 Smashing into the MOON!

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Of course, saucer fanatics aren’t buying it.

The White House has responded to two petitions asking the US government to formally acknowledge that aliens have visited Earth and to disclose to any intentional withholding of government interactions with extraterrestrial beings. “The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race,” said Phil Larson from the White House Office of Science & Technology Policy, on the WhiteHouse.gov website. “In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.”

5,387 people had signed the petition for immediately disclosing the government’s knowledge of and communications with extraterrestrial beings, and 12,078 signed the request for a formal acknowledgement from the White House that extraterrestrials have been engaging the human race.

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You’ve seen the world end with fire, earthquakes, and WTF in movies like 2012and The Core. But to find out about truly horrific, plausible scenarios you need to ask a scientist. We talked to Cal Tech’s Joe Kirschvink, a geobiologist who studies the ancient history of life — and mass death. He gave us a nightmare scenario where one evolutionary shift in ocean microbes leaves humans unable to breathe.

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…Only in Florida

Ground beef is not a valid form of identification. Not in Martin County, not in Los Angeles, not anywhere. A Florida man learned this the hard way, when he handed a taco to police officers who asked for his I.D. This was after he had passed out in his car. While sitting in the drive-through lane of a Taco Bell. And his engine caught fire.

Matthew Falkner

?In the wee hours of October 1st after downing several beers, Matthew Falkner, 30, made a fourth meal run to a Jensen Beach Taco Bell. While sitting in his Chevy pickup, he placed his order, received his taco and promptly passed out. What happens next is Buster Keaton meets Cops.

The Miami New Times reports:

A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.

To top it off, Falkner had fallen asleep with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park, causing the engine to catch fire. Falkner, whose blood alcohol content was between .227 and .225 (three times the legal limit), was booked on DUI charges.

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The video is believed to have been taken by two British tourists during a trip to the Mamaus region of the Amazon rainforest before being passed on to the Brazilian government, the Sun reports.

Paranormal writer Michael Cohen said the footage may be among the best proof that aliens exist.

“This is highly compelling footage that will be hard to discredit,” he said.

“It comes from an area known for experiencing intense UFO activity. It is rather apparent that aliens are interested in this region due to its biological diversity.

Mr Cohen said the area was the focus of an investigation by the Brazilian government and the army was sent in to monitor an alien presence.

“The Brazilian government denied that there was an Operation Prato for years before conceding it did occur and releasing large amounts of files associated with it.”

The footage will be used in a Hollywood movie.

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Oh pity-pooo!

You remember Erich vonDanigan right?.

You know, ancient astronauts. Chariots of the Gods and all that. Erich has been more or less discredited by archaeologists of every stripe. Might have something to having no real evidence that matches his wild claims. Pseudo archaeological “experts”  HATE IT when real ones rain on their wild ideas.

But my old buddy James Gilliland is also  pissed off at Erich. Here is what he has to say about him.

The recursive silliness of this just cracks me up.  I mean, I don’t know why Eric didn’t take James seriously. I mean James evoked the mighty name of sailor Vishnu and everything. (Sorry – I follow Spaceman Ganesha myself so what do I know?)

However James is correct about one thing. Eric , myself and I suppose the rest of us losers should start taking James and his weed sanctuary (sorry Sativa Sanctuary) more seriously. It’s perfectly logical (says I) that benign aliens would spend  enormous resources traveling MILLIONS of miles just to blink lights randomly at James and his THC soaked pals as they (ah ehem!)  sit around in lawn chairs partake in all the Sativa Sanctuary has to offer.

It HAS to be aliens! No human flying like say, jet aircraft would have blinky lights and stuff… 

Now where was I?

Yes indeed! Today is the last trump, the end of the world, the day it all goes down, dooms day! How about that! We lasted until the very last day of reality. Who would have thought it?

I really hope it happens, otherwise I’ll have to revise the date back to December of 2012, what a pain that would be!

….now where have I heard that before?…..

…now I remember.

More predictions of death and destruction at FamilyRadio.com 

By LEE MORAN
Last updated at 3:31 PM on 15th October 2011

Doomsday preacher Harold Camping was left a laughing stock when his prediction that the world would end on May 21 failed to materialise.

But the 90-year-old Californian may well have the last laugh after revealing that date was in fact Judgment Day – a spiritual moment when the righteous would be chosen – and simply a warm-up for the Rapture which happens exactly five months later.

This means that Friday, October 21, will mark the start of the Apocalypse – when believers will be whisked away into heaven and hell will be unleashed on earth.

And cynics should be warned, as the Rapture Index – a monitor of current affairs for the frequency and intensity of end-time signs mentioned in the Bible – is at an almost all-time high.

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