Empire of the Odd

EL PASO – Rapidly moving and unusually powerful storms do hit the southwest of United States from time to time and one of them struck near Roswell, NM, in the late hours of July 4, 1947.

An aerial craft of unknown design was attempting to cross a rather desolate area some 75 miles northwest of Roswell when it was hit by a powerful bolt of lightning, according to witnesses, and crashed. So began a series of events that have had repercussions to this day.

It should be noted that neither the craft nor the crash went unnoticed. Rancher Mac Brazel heard a loud noise different from the normal sounds of thunder. Two nuns at St. Mary’s Hospital in Roswell saw what they believed was an airplane crash in the distance. The tower at Roswell Army Airfield tracked the flight of the object and reported a “descending flash.” However, at the time no one knew just what had taken place.

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U.S. President Barack Obama and Interior Secretary Ken Salazar make their way to board Air Force One before departure from Roswell International Air Center Airport March 21, 2012 in Roswell, New Mexico.

Photograph by: Mandel Ngan, AFP/Getty Images

MALJAMAR – A lighthearted President Barack Obama on Wednesday joked that although he had landed in Roswell he could not disclose if extra-terrestrials had done the same in a flying saucer in 1947.

“I announced to people when I landed that I come in peace,” said the U.S. leader, mocking an expression attributed to alien species in numerous works of fiction, including the animated blockbuster comedy “Toy Story.”

Roswell, a town of 50,000 inhabitants in the state of New Mexico, is known worldwide for being the place where a spacecraft and its alien occupants were allegedly recovered 65 years ago and then hidden by the US government.

“Let me tell you, there are nine- and 10-year-old boys… when I meet them they ask me, have you been to Roswell, and is it true what they say?” Obama said.

“And I tell them, If I told you I’d have to kill you. And you know, their eyes get all big,” the president added in Maljamar, a town 80 kilometers (50 miles) away from Roswell, where he was trumpeting his energy policy.

“We’re gonna keep our secrets here!” he concluded.

Read more: http://www.theprovince.com/news/Barack+Obama+aliens+during+Roswell+visit/6341921/story.html#ixzz1ptlb42i7

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Written by Karen Stollznow
Tuesday, 20 March 2012 09:00
A few years ago, a number of skeptics worked tirelessly to expose the Quantum Pulse, a device that claimed to treat a range of serious medical conditions. In this success story, the FDA recalled the device in 2008.1 However, like a whack-a-mole game, the machine continues to resurface; a fraud by any other name it is also known as the VIBE Machine and Tesla Energy Lights. 2 It takes the vigilance of the skeptical community to keep the machine banned.

Linda Rosa was one of these skeptics. An indefatigable watchdog for pseudoscientific claims, she has since drawn our attention to a new menace; the Life Vessel.

THE LIFE VESSEL is a patented non-invasive technology and technique by which Frequency, Vibration, Sound and Light Waves are applied to the human body in a resonate frequency, resulting in the body being able to perform its innate Natural Ability to Heal Itself.3

The device makes the usual vague claims, that it “uses energy in the form of light energy and sound energy in order to create harmony, balance, peace and well-being within the body.”4 However, dig a little further on their websites and the claims become more specific. According to their videos, testimonials and publications, the Life Vessel can treat electromagnetic sensitivity, male pattern baldness, Lyme disease, stuttering, dementia, PTSD, ADHD, diabetes, chronic pain, high cholesterol, high/low blood pressure, hepatitis, Parkinson’s disease, cystic acne, poor eyesight, sleep apnea, heavy metal poisoning, migraines, autism, cancer and much more.

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iheartchaos:

Newt Gingrich caught nodding off before speaking to AIPAC conference 

I bet he’s dreaming of having a threesome with sexy robot ladies.

…On the Moon. 

Really, watch this, it’s important…..