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By Burt Constable Daily Herald Editorial Columnist Posted Thursday, January 11, 2007 Saddam Hussein can’t drop dead without a cell phone camera recording his demise and a post-mortem sequel for distribution on the Internet. Britney Spears can’t totter through one … Continue reading →

By MIKE STROBEL May I speak to Saddam, please? “Pardon me?” The medium frowns. Saddam Hussein. Lion of Babylon. Beast of Baghdad, bereft of life. Despot, deceased. Big, bad, bloke on a rope. Must be one helluva spirit. [[[MORE]]] 

India Daily Technology Team Jan. 7, 2007 They can travel with gravitational radiation. They can speed up to three hundred times the speed of light. They are the main sources of ‘local’ advanced extraterrestrial UFOs. They use electromagnetic flux when … Continue reading →

Theory:Mars microbes drowned, baked by acciden Research focuses on Viking space probes of 1970s Other scientists say theory is plausible WASHINGTON (AP) — Two NASA space probes that visited Mars 30 years ago may have found alien microbes on the … Continue reading →

With thanks to Debris-girl. [ClickPress, Wed Jan 03 2007] The Church of the SubGenius has announced that the end of the world will take place on Thursday, July 5, 2007. In preparation for the fulfillment of this doomsday prophecy, the … Continue reading →

15-6 McGill University’s Graduate Program in Exopolitics. Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Aliens Ate My Buick guy. OK, I know this is just a joke, I repeat, it’s just a joke. Don’t try to sign up for … Continue reading →

(shropshirestar.com UK) Retired policeman Mike Lindop was disturbed during an evening of television watching at his home in Telford – by a UFO. Mr Lindop was watching TV at in his home at Moorhouse Close, Wellington, when he looked out … Continue reading →

15-5 UFOs and Sex Submitted by the Odd Emperor with express thanks to The Red Queen. It’s NSFW!             “Did you know that dark creatures from other planets are here to grant these young bitches … Continue reading →

The Chicago Tribune Jon Hilkevitch Published January 1, 2007 It sounds like a tired joke–but a group of airline employees insist they are in earnest, and they are upset that neither their bosses nor the government will take them seriously.A … Continue reading →

Well I suppose I should put out a bunch of resolutions, everyone else is doing it. I don’¢t know why I bother…. silly tradition. I noted that the Zorgy awards are out. My main bro and duck friend Rear Admiral … Continue reading →