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Draw Mohamed Day, May 20th 2010!

OK, this is something the Odd Emperor can get behind 100%. You humans have some funny beliefs but the very idea that one single religion can dictate the behavior of anyone under threat of violence goes beyond the pale. So fine, you think that the image … Continue reading

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Russian Governor Tells Tale of Alien Abduction, President asked to Investigate

ABC’s Alexander Marquardt reports from Moscow: The aliens came for him on September 18, 1997.  Kirsan Ilyumzhinov was at home in his Moscow apartment when they came in and abducted him, taking him to their space ship where they communicated with him … Continue reading

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Human-looking ETs secretly in U.S.?

Human-looking ETs secretly in U.S.? By Steve Hammons (This article also appears on AmericanChronicle.com.) According to accounts released Saturday, April 24, 2010, by the coordinator of an e-mail news and information service, officials of the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), U.S. … Continue reading

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Those April showers, may come your way!

I suppose this is a good time to announce this.  The Odd Empire has been going through  a few changes in the last couple of months. We are reorganizing with the goal of expanding out coverage of the strange and bizarre webpage as … Continue reading

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Boobquake fails to destroy planet

Planet Earth has not (yet) been destroyed by today’s terrifying Boobquake experiment – one Indiana student’s response to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi’s insistence that immodestly dressed women provoke earthquakes. Sedighi recently declared: “Many women who do not dress modestly … Continue reading

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Scientology: We’ve had it with you

We have been giving the Mormons a hammering over the last few days. Although I find their beliefs highly improbable, it is hard not to admire their loyalty to them and their willingness to defend them. They say adversity makes … Continue reading

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Searching for aliens

ere’s what I don’t understand about the alien civilizations that send spacecraft to Earth and abduct people in their sleep to subject them to mysterious experiments back on board the Mothership: Why don’t they just read about it on the … Continue reading

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The best idea I’ve heard in a long time!

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World Oh my lord! Look I disbelieve in the rapture like most Marcabs do! We think the universe is going to end in what we call the Grand Black-hole … Continue reading

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UFO Cult Awaits Doomsday For 15th Time

Thursday, April 8, 2010 16:09 GMT CLEVELAND (Wireless Flash – FlashNews) – A Cleveland-based UFO cult claims Doomsday is finally coming after years of false alarms. The Church of the Subgenius is a satirical “church” supposedly founded by a man … Continue reading

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Talk Of Area 51

Talk Of Area 51Posting Date: 04-07-2010 By John L. Smith You didn’t hear this from me, but some long-retired CIA contract workers have been cleared for takeoff to talk about their experiences at Area 51. As you’d expect, they’re sticking … Continue reading

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