A little Ditty, About Jack and Dian.

Actually. no. The country they come from

This is about Amurica!

Some of you might be aware that I’m not from around here. I’m from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, often pronounced similarly to “Beetlejuice. Or at least, a small planet which used to be there since Betelgeuse exploded a long-long time ago.

Anyway; I’ve been living in your charming little planet in a polity known as The United States of America (often shortened to just “America”) for some time now. I’ve seen your quaint ideas of democracy ebb and flow. Mostly ebb these days.

I’ve said it before. Democracy is pretty rare in a hostile Cosmos.

Well; of course Democracy is becoming a MUCH more rare commodity here on the good old planet Earth. Now that you fools, you IDIOTS reelected Donald Trump as your titular dear leader! Why do I call him titular? Well; it’s pretty obvious that he’s not really in charge of anything. He’s little more than a smelly, orange painted figurehead that is meant to misdirect the masses (that you ladies and germs) from what is really going on.

What is really going on you might ask?


Pussy Riot seems to be onto something! This is from 2017!

To put it simply, America is f%^ked.

Meanwhile; the Trump Administration has gutted government spending in R&D, foreign aid. They have fired thousands of civil servants, fired the people tasked with overseeing the government and ordered the remote workers into unprepared offices. Trump had one of his rich buddies, one Elon Musk take charge of key government agencies and offered buyouts to millions of government workers.

Then of course, Trump and Musk had an epic falling out and girly slap fight. Musk slithered back to his falling rockets and failing auto company. He may have started a new political party in the US, the “American Party.” Not blue or red, pure white (get it? ) Even THAT seems to be petering out!

That was before the US bombed Iran, that was before the sexual predator, and your all around favorite pedophile started denying that he had anything to do with seral rapist and very dead pedophile, Jeffery Epstein.

Of course Epstein kept records, of course all of those records are fake Obama forgeries. Of course it’s all a Democratic Party plant. Of course the President was just infiltrating the fake Epstein rape empire on behalf of the FBI.

See where this is going?
DC has gotten federal troops, now it’s Chicago. Let’s see how that turns out!


The corpses decompose, and the worms are silent.
— Pussy Riot. March, 2024


We need Pussy Riot more than ever!

Be brave, Funseekers!



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