Yes, it’s true. The big hairy fellow has an FBI file all his own and it’s been made public. Well, it’s mostly a correspondence between FBI agents and Peter Byrne of the venerable
Bigfoot Information Center and Exhibition.
According to Andrew Daniels from Popular Mechanics.
Bigfoot’s official file, which we gleefully examined in full like the proud investigative journalists we are, mostly follows the correspondence between the Bigfoot Information Center and Exhibition (BIC) in The Dalles,(sic) Oregon and the FBI’s Scientific and Technical Services Division from 1976 to 1977.
See, Mr Byrne had some hair samples that he KNEW were from Bigfoot so like any good citizen he decided Federal Agents didn’t have much to do, like running down mass murderers or terrorists. They would be THRILLED to give up valuable lab time to prove once and for a hairy monster was scaring people in the US NW.
Surprisingly, the FBI agreed to analyse the sample. Unsurprisingly, they were samples of deer hare. Well don’t that beat all! The nerve of some lab flunky mistaking PROOF of Bigfoot for some stupid deer hair! I wonder what those feds could be hiding!
Enjoy Funseekers.
