It must be a UFO, or an Angel! I couldn’t be ANYTHING else!
Personally I think it’s Bigfoot pissing on the camera lens, but what do I know?
It must be a UFO, or an Angel! I couldn’t be ANYTHING else!
Personally I think it’s Bigfoot pissing on the camera lens, but what do I know?
A search for the supernatural sends ten people to the hospital and leaves one dead this week. According to the West Virginia Gazette, a pickup truck loaded with eleven people crashed on Wednesday killing a 17-year-old girl.
Early Wednesday morning, 18-year-old Issac Murphy packed ten of his friends into a Ford F-150 pickup truck to go on a ghost hunting adventure to find haunted chimneys in Clay County, West Virginia. While en-route to one of the alleged haunted locations, Murphy lost control of the vehicle, swerved and struck a guardrail sending the truck plummeting down into a stream bed.
Six people were crammed into the cab and five of them were riding in the bed of the truck when it crashed. The only female passenger was 17-year-old Kara Conley who was pinned between the pickup and bank of the creek. She died about an hour after the accident.
Nearby resident and Army Veteran Jeremy Mullins witnessed the crash and called 911 immediately then went to help. Mullins pulled the injured teens from the vehicle and onto his porch and treated their wounds until paramedics arrived.
Police officers found marijuana at the scene and also said that alcohol may have played a role in the deadly crash. Authorities are still waiting for a toxicology report to determine if any of the occupants were intoxicated. So far no charges have been filed against the driver.
Mars is toxic. Although the atmosphere is filled with toxic perchlorates, and silicate and gypsum dust that would make a coal miner breathe a sigh of relief, one UFO enthusiast insists he spotted a rat on the surface of Mars.
NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity took a panoramic photo of the “Rocknest” site in September 2012, and eagle-eyed Scott C. Waring discovered the rodent and uploaded the image to the website UFO Sightings Daily, saying “NASA almost makes historical announcement, but chickens out.”
“Note its lighter color upper and lower eyelids, its nose and cheek areas, its ear, its front leg and stomach. Looks similar to a squirrel camouflaged in the stones and sand by its colors,” he wrote. “Hey, who doesn’t love squirrels, right?”
But the rodent in question is really just a rock. Though there may be “habitable” pockets underground, the Martian surface would not support lizards and rodents, which people often “see” in images of the Red Planet.
Pareidolia is the name for the particular human quirk that makes us see faces and other familiar objects in random shapes, textures and surfaces. Seeing pirate ships in the clouds or the face of Jesus in a rust stain are both examples of pareidolia, as is the famous Face of Mars.
It’s such a widespread phenomenon that designers at Berlin’s Onformative developed Google Faces, which uses Google Maps and facial recognition software to find geographical structures on Earth’s surface that are most likely to be perceived as looking looking like faces.
I guess you could call this a trigger response, after the nearly miraculous rescue of Amanda Berry, Georgina DeJesus and Michele Knight from a Cleveland home last Tuesday a story surfaced about the parents of the one of the girls being informed by “noted psychic” Sylvia Brown that her daughter was in fact deceased, drowned I believe is how she put it.
On the one hand, I’d comment that people who run around soliciting folks like Sylvia Brown or (Bob Edwards) are just fooling themselves. These people don’t have any magical special psychic powers. They may be sensitive, but that’s not special any more than the ability to drive a car is special or the ability to write. Being sensitive is a skill, nothing more. But unlike most psychics out there, I know it’s not supernatural, it’s psychological.
The human mind is similar to a massively parallel computing system. Information coming from a wide variety of sources is processed and the results ‘compete ‘ with each other using criteria based on individual’s unique personality. The final results or predictions are then turned over to the conscious mind for action. Some people are able to plumb the sea of sensual data and return results by ways that seem magical to the uninitiated. For example; Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s character Sherlock Holmes describes one who is very attune to his environment. he is able to pull out clues and reach conclusions using information that other people miss or believe to be insignificant. Nobody would accuse Doyle’s character of being psychic! He’s just an attuned individual – kind of a savient (and a drug addict too.)
There are real people like Sherlock Holmes out there. Some are so sensitive that they can get inside the minds of criminals and predict future activities. Many law enforcement agencies have predictive analysts on staff, the rising popularity of computer information mining coupled with modeling has (predictably) created whole new industries which do nothing but make predictions based on large amounts of unconnected data.
The point is, people like Sylvia Browne are possible, however there is nothing psychic about it. They don’t have special powers, they are just like anyone else. Except that they are able to pay attention to stuff most people ignore. Then, if the have a bent for such things they run around and play their “hunches” as magically revealed “truths” from the spirit world.
There are some sick people who create psychic courses and career paths leading would-be sensitives down a road of trickery and charlatanism. Sometimes they even influence little children to believe that they are super psychics instead of just very imaginative little kids.
Then there are the pathetic self-deluded types who (occasionally) have the best intentions, however their self-delusions get them into a state where whatever common sense they might have gets lost.
But the most awful are the persons represented by Ms Browne who systematically prey on the emotions of vulnerable people. They feed on folks who might have lost a loved-one or who need counseling over a trauma in their lives. These “magical parasites” leach onto the emotions of people they should just leave alone.
If people want to be professional consulars, there are very clear career tracks to doing that. Unfortunately that means going back to school and earning a degree (all the smart-cats are doing this.) Or you could end up like Silvia Browne who’s riding a horse she can’t get off of.
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Further reading – some of this is stomach churning.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/oct/27/usa.jonronson?mobile-redirect=false
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/07/sylvia-browne-amanda-berry-cleveland
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/swift-blog/2113-yet-another-sylvia-browne-fiasco
By: Mitch Potter Washington Bureau, Published on Tue Apr 30 2013
WASHINGTON—As close encounters go, this one has it all — an unprecedented week of seemingly official hearings in the very heart of Washington, jammed with spine-tingling top-secret accounts of the extraterrestrial kind.
From Roswell, Area 51 and Britain’s mysterious Rendlesham Forest Incident to the silent hovering craft that once disabled 10 Minuteman missiles in North Dakota, it’s all coming out.
And that’s even before the hearings take a much-anticipated Canadian twist Friday, when former defence minister Paul Hellyer, now almost 90, arrives from Toronto to deliver the coup de grace on the irrefutability of alien contact.
But wait. This isn’t Congress; it’s the National Press Club, 14 blocks away. And those six congressional leaders overseeing the blockbuster revelations, including testimony from more than 40 witnesses, are actually ex-congressmen and women, each enjoying an honorarium of $20,000 for their troubles.
21 APRIL, 2013 , 30 parapolitical
A press release from the Paradigm Research Group (the outfit that keeps spamming the White House website with UFO petitions) informs us that, one week from Monday, they’ll be rolling their UFO road show into the National Press Club with an event called “the Citizen Hearing on Disclosure.” (When they’re not booked for press club events, National Press Club conference rooms are available to the public to rent for bar mitzvahs, dog shows and UFO festivals.)
What is more significant than the topic of the event, however, is the fact that it marks a first-ever convening of the, hands-down, nuttiest U.S. congressmen who ever lived. According to Paradigm Research, this group will conduct a mock hearing to “accomplish what the U.S. Congress has failed to do for forty-five years.” The more level-headed may view this sideshow exhibit of political schizzos as a compelling argument against democracy.
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YouTube user Naktis Ireland glimpsed odd balls of light over Cork, Ireland, back in December. But for reasons unknown, he failed to upload his wobbly footage until earlier this month, and now thousands of people are watching the video as they try to determine, what, exactly those bright flaming balls could be. The mystery orbs materialize to the right, then move to the left and disappear behind trees before doing the whole routine again. The online peanut gallery is questioning the legitimacy of the shaky clip, wondering whether the lights are just flares, balloons or lanterns. Experts say the video would have drawn media hype if it had featured actual alien spacecraft. So yeah, it looks like those unidentified flying objects are staying that way. [Huffington Post]
OK, let me premise this rant with a simple question. Why – Oh why are some people who are involved with the paranormal so – odd about the paranormal?
I mean I see that some people have all oars in the water in regards to so called ghost busting or ghost hunting. Some approach the “field” a more or less sober, methodical manner. One group says that they require a “skeptic” to be part of each “investigation” which seems sensible to me. Others are just in it to make a fast buck (which also seem sensible to me in another way.)
Then There are a few ghost “hunters’ and “paranormal enthusiasts” who do not seem to approach much of anything in a sensible way. They are the “Ghost-Tards” and like Saucer Fanatics. They muck up things for everyone else.
Ghost Tards;
The answer is simple; ghost-tards are people with an enthusiasm to “break the veil of death” and communicate with people who are in fact- dead. I’m not sure why they want to do this really. Discovering that dead people are all around me would be – upsetting to say the least. I can’t think of anything more revolting than having some long dead ancestor following me around and giving advice, or watching me eat, sleep fart or grunt on the toilet. I like my privacy! Having ghosts around would be like the worst thing imaginable. Yet Ghost Tards want to speak with dead people and “gain wisdom” from them.
Look, if a person is going to gain wisdom, the only sure place to do that with dead people is BOOKS! Books allow the dead to speak and you don’t need any mumbo-jumbo EPV or other bogus hand waving to make it happen. You just have to be careful about whose books you read. You also don’t have to deal with the dead person itself. Big advantage methinks.
Ghosts Tards think this is all a bunch of nonsense as they whip out their handy psychic or medium (only a 60% fail rate.) Science is just to create better bogus gadgets and the internet so they can publish their spine-tingling tales without having to go through editors and do all of that pesky due-diligence.
Now, I’m not saying ghosts don’t exist. Not at all. It would be cool if we could talk to people who have died, “Hey! how’s it hanging there” and all that. (Other than my reasons why this would suck in a previous paragraph.)
I am saying that there is no compelling evidence that ghosts exist outside of the imagination of Ghost Tards If you watch any one of a number of Ghost Tard’s favorite TV programs (Ghost Hunters and the like) you will discover a factoid that they will assign significance to. That 4 out of five people (or 7 out of 10 -whatever it happens to be this week) people believe in ghosts and that makes ghosts real. If only things actually worked that way!
I challenge any ghost hunter to prove me wrong. You can’t I know you can’t because YOU CANNOT PROVE THAT, WHICH DOES NOT EXIST!
You can believe what you want ghost tards, but the strength of your beliefs don’t amount to a hill of beans in this world.