(And make utter fools of themselves.)
From the silly files.
The big news (so to speak) is a lot of UFO nutballs are planning to “Storm Area 51” on
| Friday, September 20, 2019 at 3 AM – 6 AM PDT |
Remember that date because well nothing important is going to happen other than a few dozen wack-jobs will get sent running by the base’s private security force (which has no legal authority to do much of anything other than look fierce!) Well they DO have guns and they look fierce. It’s possible that they might also start shooting, but I think the private security firm might not do that on American soil. All they seem to be able to do is call the real Law Enforcement people and ask them to issue a ticket. Seems like a good risk!
Here are a few facts Funseekers. Area 51 is a real place. It’s part of Edwards Air Force Base. It’s actual name is Homey Airport or sometimes Groom Lake. Since 1955 the US Airforce has used the area for advance aircraft testing, mostly because it’s remote and the salt pan makes a nice natural runway. The U2 program was tested there, as was the A-12 OXCART and the various unmanned projects associated with this. The base was upgraded in the early 1960s and has been used for testing of captured Soviet aircraft, the F-117 stelth fighter program. The base was expanded again in the early 1980s and is used for test aircraft to this day.
None of this information is classified in any way. I got most of it from Wikapidia! However there is this crazy idea that the US has a colony of aliens, Bigfoots or sinister whatnots at the base. and so the Storm Area 51 project took shape.
The plan is twofold
- Get a lot of people to drive out there this September.
- Run into the base, they can’t shoot everyone! RIGHT?
Over half a million people have pledged to particulate. I suppose they believe they will find the lost colony of Atlantic, parked galactic cruisers and little alien kids in the playground.
I can see how this is actually going to go down.
The run will commence with the two or three hundred people crazy enough to take part in this madness. They will cross the fence line, hopefully early in the morning. Then reach the base around 11am, tired sore and fringing hot! It’s likely that many of them will forget to bring water, even though this is the desert! The run will commence with the two or three hundred people crazy enough to take part in this madness. They will cross the fence line, hopefully early in the morning. Then reach the base around 11am, tired sore and fringing hot! It’s likely that many of them will forget to bring water, even though this is the desert!
And they will see, an Airforce base! Runways, hangers, a control tower. Wow!
They probably won’t be able to enter any of the buildings and with the heat index climbing they will be roasting at about 1PM. Then the base MPs and the local Sheriffs department will show up with water and a lot of plastic handcuffs.
Happy $750 fine people!
We at the Oddempire will be watching and tipping a nice glass of fine scotch in your honor! Go get ’em you guys!
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– The Odd Emperor