Now here’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Sean David Morton was a fellow who called himself “America’s Prophet.” He’s been on Ancient Aliens and drivel of that sort (they take just about anyone.) He and I had some interesting  amusing  conversations many moons ago.

But like most “amusing” people. Sean David Morton  faded back into obscurity – at least to me. My brain has limited clock cycles for idiots and Sean David Morton  used up his allotment long ago.

Times have been tough for Sean David Morton though.

“Morton and his wife Melissa were arrested on January 31, 2016 after having been charged with 51 counts of uttering false instruments, 4 counts of filing false federal income tax returns or other federal tax documents, and one count of conspiracy to defraud the Internal Revenue Service.^[14][15] The latter charge originated because the Mortons filed several tax returns claiming refunds due on non-existent overpayments. In one such case the IRS failed to cross-check sufficiently and actually issued a check for $480,323, which the Mortons immediately transferred into other accounts. “

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_David_Morton

Problem was, Sean David Morton suddenly didn’t have the 400k any more, he offered bonds and coupons based on his Federal Corporate Shell account. That should appease the IRS right? I mean they deal in Federal Corporate Shell accounts all the time. Since we all know the IRS is a fake arm of the Federal Government which tricks people into handing over their hard-earned money.

I tried to look up Federal Corporate Shell accounts and found Google was a bit blank on the subject so I consulted my legal team, the law firm of  Labrusky, Skinflint, Shyster and his larger brother Leo. The three senor member of the team were busy with something (I didn’t inquire what, it’s better that way.) But the Jr. legal team member Leo sat down and explained it to me thus.

“This  Federal Corporate Shell account thing is all a bunch of crap boss! You shouldn’t waste any time on it.”

“That’s not very helpful” I said.

“Well,” said Leo Shyster. “it’s complicated and really really stupid! I can’ think of a worse combination.”

“Can you break it down so even I can understand it? ” I asked.

“Well maybe. But you better give the disclaimer first.” He replied.

“OK, ” I said.

The following is not to be construed as legal advice, it is for entertainment only! 

“Now,” said Leo “This junk goes back to the Posse Comitatus movement of the 1970s. Posse Comitatus was a ultra-right wing Christian terrorist organization that was founded by William Potter Gale. He was a Christian-racist identity guru who taught that blacks and Jews were the spawn of Satan or some other dumb shit. That didn’t go over too well but the movement really took off when he connected his racist junk with anti-tax junk.”

“Then” continued Leo.” he started blathering about citizens’ governments and that sort of thing. It spiraled out of control when some of his followers killed a couple of Federal Marshals. After that the movement kinda sputtered out. “

“So that was the end of the Posse Comitatus movement? What does that have to do with Sean David Morton and Federal Corporate Shell accounts?” I asked.

“Well everything!” Said Leo. “The movement died out – almost. The ideas lived on. I mean the whole thing is really just  thinly disguised racist bullshit. They contend that after the US Civil War the government bought back all the people who were enslaved by selling US citizens into a kind of involuntary servitude and using them as collateral for international loans. The so-called Sovereign Citizens claim that they can use magical incantations that sound like Latin legal terms to access the 6 to 40 million dollars that they believe the US sold each of them for. Then in almost the same breath they claim that they are not US citizens, that US law doesn’t apply to them which makes them free to issue things like phony money or fake bonds.”

“Whew! Sounds pretty bizarre!” I said.

“It gets even worse.” said Leo. “People seem to fall for this kind of rot during hard times  Farmers and people living in the rural US have seen their labor devalued or just evaporate over the years. They get deeply in debt to the point of desperation. Then these Sovereign Citizen bozos come along and tell ’em that they owe phony money to a phony government which owes THEM real money after having invested in their potential labor since childbirth. It’s beguiling to some people I guess. It’s really frustrating to law enforcement and the courts system. These folks become what’s called paper terrorists, flooding the courts with frivolous and retarded motions to waste time. This is after they manage to bilk folks out of a lot of money for phony advice.

“That sounds about right” I said. “Sean David Morton did describe himself as a  paper terrorist.”

“See?” Said Leo. “He’s following the pattern. The problem with these delusions are, that once people like that get cornered by law enforcement, the courts or whatnot they can lash out with violence. There have been hundreds of cases where folks have been murdered over such crap. The pattern seems to be that, when people start this kind of nonsense, courts humor them at first. Then after a while it becomes clear that the perps are not reasonable and they start ramping up their demands so that the courts have no choice but to lower the boom on them.

“Do you think Sean David Morton will respond in a violent way?” I asked.

“What do I look like “ said Leo, ” a headshrinker? I don’t think he’s got a history of violence, but you can’t rule it out. Many people who fall down that Sovereign Citizen rat-hole are also gun nuts. In other words they don’t acknowledge the Federal Government but they DO believe parts of the Federal Constitution, particularly Amendment 2 of the Bill of Rights which they think Moses brought down from the mountain written by the fiery hand of God or some jazz. And you gotta wonder about a fellow who chose to represent himself in something as complicated 56 fraud charges and attempting to defraud the IRS.Or someone who thinks this belongs in a court motion. 

1 ‘Those who emigreted (sic) to this country from England brought with them this great privileges their birthright and inheritance, as a part of that admiralty common law which had fenced around an interposed barriers on every side against the approaches of arbitrary power.’

2. The people of this stake do not yield their sovereignty to to agencies which serve them. The people, in delegating authority, do not give their public servants the right to decide what is good for the people to know and what is good for them not to know. The people insist on remaining informed so that they may retain control over the  instruments they have created. 

“I mean, I could spend a week on this pile of smoldering horse dung.  And he submitted like five pages of this crap!”

“But what he’s really guilty of in my opinion is bilking a lot of innocent people with his fantasy of defrauding the US Government. He filed a lot of bogus tax returns in the theory that if you throw enough poop at a window, some of it will stick. Then the IRS made a mistake and refunded him over 400 grand, then he had the balls to try and sell his “money making” sekrits to people for thousands of dollars.

This is like a thug training housewives the best ways to knock off liquor stores. ” said Leo. “It goes beyond just criminal, it’s immoral and evil, let alone stupid since the Feds have a lot of people they can put on this kind of thing, once he got their attention.”

“So like I said,” continued Leo Shyster.” You should just leave this crap alone and  concentrate on who’s filming Bigfoot this week. It’s better that way!

http://ufowatchdog.blogspot.com/2017/08/mortons-run-as-fugitive-comes-to.html

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Bench-Warrant-Issued-For-Hermosa-Beach-Psychic-429501483.html

http://www.thetruthdenied.com/news/2017/06/19/sean-david-morton-skips-out-on-sentencing-arrest-warrant-issued/

http://ufowatchdog.blogspot.com/2017/06/bunk-psychic-absconds-from-criminal.html?m=1

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/mortoncourt.pdf

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/denied1.pdf

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/sean_morton_files_1.htm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_David_Morton

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Sean_David_Morton