Monthly Archives: April 2010

Planet Earth has not (yet) been destroyed by today’s terrifying Boobquake experiment – one Indiana student’s response to Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi’s insistence that immodestly dressed women provoke earthquakes. Sedighi recently declared: “Many women who do not dress modestly … Continue reading →

We have been giving the Mormons a hammering over the last few days. Although I find their beliefs highly improbable, it is hard not to admire their loyalty to them and their willingness to defend them. They say adversity makes … Continue reading →

ere’s what I don’t understand about the alien civilizations that send spacecraft to Earth and abduct people in their sleep to subject them to mysterious experiments back on board the Mothership: Why don’t they just read about it on the … Continue reading →

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA The next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World Oh my lord! Look I disbelieve in the rapture like most Marcabs do! We think the universe is going to end in what we call the Grand Black-hole … Continue reading →

Thursday, April 8, 2010 16:09 GMT CLEVELAND (Wireless Flash – FlashNews) – A Cleveland-based UFO cult claims Doomsday is finally coming after years of false alarms. The Church of the Subgenius is a satirical “church” supposedly founded by a man … Continue reading →

Talk Of Area 51Posting Date: 04-07-2010 By John L. Smith You didn’t hear this from me, but some long-retired CIA contract workers have been cleared for takeoff to talk about their experiences at Area 51. As you’d expect, they’re sticking … Continue reading →

By JAMAL HALABY (AP) – 17 hours ago AMMAN, Jordan — A Jordanian newspaper’s April Fool’s Day report chronicling a late-night visit by 10-foot-tall aliens in flying saucers sparked public panic and almost led to the town’s emergency evacuation, officials said … Continue reading →

Scientists try to explain near-death experiences. There are those who believe that science will eventually explain everything—including our enduring belief in heaven. The thesis here is very simple: heaven is not a real place, or even a process or a … Continue reading →

CLEARWATER, FL – A spokesperson for the Church of Scientology International announced its Sea Organization is en route to Africa to fight Somali pirates. Departing from Curacao in the Netherlands Antilles, the elite church members sailed aboard the Freewinds, a former … Continue reading →