For our good friends from the church of L Ron, it’s not so much a tragedy as an opportunity.
Marina Hyde
The Guardian, Friday 22 January 2010
John Travolta and Kelly Preston with Scientology volunteers in New Orleans after Hurrican Katrina Photograph: PAUL J.RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images
Psychopath, conman, liar, fantasist, fraudster, bully, tax evader, megalomaniac – it’s fair to say L Ron Hubbard’s death was a blow to global humanitarianism. Happily, there is a silver lining to the cloud that has hung over Earth since the founder of Scientology shed his corporeal form in 1986. That silver- lining is the high profile, expansionist figures who represent his organisation today – and the good news is that they’re turning their thoughts to Haiti.
Were an idiot like you to itemise the myriad things that this most wretched of disaster zones currently lacked, chances are you’d omit “militant Scientologists who claim post-traumatic stress is a conspiracy created by the evil psychiatric profession, and who believe the correct response to extreme shock is to touch sufferers with one finger, before attempting to convert them to the ways of Hubbard”.