A War with Lord Rick (huraaah!)

 

The illustrious Mullet Messiah, Man God Lord Rick is royally pissed off right now and the purges are just beginning!  He is indeed the master of all he surveys which these days (according to our highly paid spies) consist of watching some grow-lamps at … ahem.. an aggro-enthusiasts home.

(It’s all natural guys! No really!)

While I don’t really care about controlled substances (and I’m not in law enforcement) I can’t help wonder if this is a good move for Man God Lord Rick. I wonder more if it’s a good move for his new-found best friends and housemates. After his in-laws booted him out their home after he sponged off of them over a period of like eight years he’s found lots and lots of new people in Los Vegas to dislike him. He managed to take a drunk wannabe actor to the Jubilee mines (which are a bunch of holes and wreckage.) He managed to break some cameras and generally made a fool of himself, he’s  going back,  at night! The better to fall into a hole and get messed up for real I suppose.

Lord Rick hooked up with another ghost busting group and got booted out of it almost immediately. Only after proclaiming that their investigations were actually his investigation, accusing their clients of devil worship, and taking advantage of  one of the group members who was having emotional problems. I can’t imagine why they would have a problem with him about that.

He’s totally ignoring our blog war (not that I blame him, look what happened last time! ) He gives scant mention to the ever growing legion of haters he created all over the Internets. I don’t necessarily blame him for that either, having your very own Legion of Hate (LOH; ) )  has got to be nerve wracking. And the fact that it happened for no reason whatsoever! Lordy! And the fact that this is about the third or fourth time this has happened! What’s going on? Could it be that Lord Rick has been behaving  like an arrogant nitwit? A boob who insults people and challenges them only to run and hide when they respond? Could people really be behaving in a predictable manner when Lord Rick acts like an utter puss ? Why would that bring more haters?

A personal note, for peters’ sake people, can’t ANY of you Lord Rick supporters send me hate mail? Just a little? I feel lonely here in my princely Atrium office. (You know I really have one of those Lord Rick, you came by to see it, remember?) Come on Rick, if you really have a 1000 followers, I mean some of them could have the courage to say something to me. All this silence suggests that your followers (and their founder) are nothing than bunch of dorks. Or maybe you just made them up? I mean one of them contacted me… one! He was relatively polite, he just asked me what was going on and I told him!

For his part, Lord Rick says in a recent public address;

Want to lurk fine I just got done banning 20 people. None of you understand the meaning of team work, loyalty, friendship or respect. You see I give everything I got towards my site, these groups, our php boards etc. Its like the last month I been constantly sending the UEParadise link and I get what 1 new member a week that joins yet there are 10000 plus members in our society SAD unacceptable. I refuse to accept any less if I can go through all this in 6 months and still keep putting out investigations, sends, paranormal material, movies and all then you as members can give me a few minutes of your time daily. I am not mean I am a realist. Get off your taps kicks and help me out be a part of this group cause if you don’t I PROMISE ill replace you with someone who will.

I guess this is another in series of brilliant moves by Lord Rick in his quest to DESTROY ALL HATERS. He wants to become a one man TAPS to earn lots of money. His 1000 plus members must even now be organizing a devastating assault on the Odd Empire and his crack Legion of Haters (LOH ; ) .) I’m gnawing my fingerclaws to nubs in anticipation.

So anyway, his threat to replace all of you useless morons on his forums is a real one! If I were one of his “members” I would  immediate stop whatever I was doing and rush down to his Paradise BBS. Sign up and start talking, just remember the rules! No discussing anything except Lord Rick, oh and it’s OK to hate the Odd Emperor!

http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/phpbb3/index.php

Lord Rick continues;

I work way to hard to have some of you stare. If you are on our google group, yahoo groups, or msn YOU NEED TO JOIN UEPARADISE anotherwards I am making it mandatory sorry but I created them to integrate my groups into community which we succeeded at now we just need others to sign up. We also have the PGS bbs one of the two you need to sign up for to even be considered a 5 star member. That’s just it you have an obligation as far as being a member just like I have an obligation to continue my work within the paranormal community. I see so many frauds on TV…so many lousy sites etc

I guess this could be termed “free writing” because it makes no sense at all. “I work to hard?” I am working in the direction of someplace called hard?

Translated;

“I work *too* hard for people to just watch my antics, but not give me money. If you are on one of my million groups that I don’t allow people to talk on I DEMAND that you join me in a private forum that I won’t allow people to talk on, but I’ll have a buddy of mine rape your IPs AND you might actually become a 5 star member which means if you piss me off I’ll put your name and address on my wall o’ buthurt. ! You people have an obligation to allow me to cyber-stalk you and I have trouble doing that on Yahoo.

…here’s where it gets good!

So spake the Mullet Messiah, Lord Rick.

This is why there are hate groups after me because they were banned for lurking and now they rejoin under fake names cause they goddamn know PGS rocks. If you are here you need to participate. Do not ignore my notes I said I was going back to El Dorado canyon show a little freaking loyalty. Don’t like my letter this morning oh well it wont hurt my feelings if you leave trust me on that it would hurt my feelings if you were an active member and left. But the ones who piss and moan are the ones who really I never heard of in my entire life because they sit there and mooch off us. Therefore I banned 20 people and ill do the same tomorrow wont even look at who I am banning just hit buttons. A smart individual is someone who wants to gain knowledge and share knowledge. A smart man is someone who has a vision and shares that vision. A smart individual is someone who gives as much as they get. Yet that’s not the case none of you share your knowledge, help share our visions together, or give what I give to you. I spent hours upon hours building our php boards and for what? What do you do for us you don’t join…some of you who do join don’t even make a goddamn profile.

Translation;

I have hate groups because I treated people badly (that part is true). Don’t ignore me! Even though I don’t give a shit about any of you!  I just banned 20 random people! Ha! How do you like that!? I’m going to ban more EVERY DAY until I have 10000 haters! Hahahahhaha! I’m a smart person because I have a VISION! My vision is that I AM  FREAKING GOD!!!!! If you believe I am GOD you can be a smart person too. Otherwise you are just a hater! Screw you hater! Join my damn board and tell me who the hell are you goddamn morons!

Wow, with a pitch like that who wouldn’t want to join?!

Lord Rick goes on….

Being in our society is being a part of a family…a community…its like being in a paranormal school.  Don’t join if you cant make at least once post on occasion like that’s a lot to ask. 1 out of every 5 of you should be donating…and 4 out of 5 better be joining our communities its how it has to be no less. I bet some of you people didn’t know that the hate group is now stalking my female investigator cause she is on our team. You as members could have them shut down but none of you will grow balls to will you? It seems you want Lord Rick here to do it all investigate, do all the sends, pay for the sites, answer your private emails all day long, moderate the groups, produce tv shows etc yeah ummm okay.

Translation;

I’m your  FATHER get it morons? You are my children!  I am your teacher, i am your PIMP!!! You are my bitches!! I want your time, I want your money, I will rape your minds you and eat your souls!. Gimme-gimme-gimme! I want you to harass people for me! Someone emailed one of my bitches, but I OWN HER NOW! SHE”S MINE!!!! If I don’t own you than you are just a hater, SCREW YOU HATER! I have to do EVERYTHING because you are all morons!

It doesn’t stop there. Rick makes a startling announcement.

I get tv producers lately emailing me telling me we got a bomb ass site and group not even my own members can say that to me but yet someone who makes movies likes our work that has to say something. You as members can do what you want but this Saturday I am going to see Cheech and Chong here in Vegas maybe by then some of you will decide some fairness. Friendship goes BOTH ways what you put into a friendship is what you get back same thing with this group. You put into it ill put into it just the same. Have a great day.
Lord Rick
Founder

Whoa! Whoa Nellie! He’s going to SEE Cheech and Chong! He’s got (cough!) TV producers saying he has a kick-ass site?  This is serious business indeed! Anyone in the entertainment industry who even looks at Lord Rick twice needs their head examined.

Then again… look at Cheech and Chong! I still think a “Ghost Busters meets Jackass” TV show starring Lord Rick would not only be watchable. The Odd Empire would ENDORSE IT!

You have a great day Rick! See ya in the funny papers!

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Quick postscript;
Recently, the illustrious Lord Rick mentioned me after being contacted by a supposed Paranormal investigator-investigation group in the Northeast US.

Lord Rick put it this way;

Now if you pay very close attention they could not come up with a better name so they used Joseph Doe which in turn is a spin off of John Doe….the ringleader of this operation supposedly is a man who runs the site oddempire.org a site which mocks out other paranormal groups across the globe in some aspects this is the same man that emails girls I have dated….chases personal friends of mine…and writes his silly blogs about what I ate for dinner or what is in my pipe.

Which is pretty lulzy simply because I’m on no way attached to those people. (I friended them on MySpace, big hairy bigfoot deal!) I really don’t know who they are, I think it’s a ghost busting group that wants to clean up and regulate the “biz” (which sounds like a wonderful idea.)  I have communicated with them (I talk to a lot of people as Lord Rick well knows.) They asked me a bunch of questions about Lord Rick but truthfully, I know little about him other than what is on his own web pages  I’m too much of a lazy bastard to even do a background check on Lord Rick, but I know lots of other people have (Lord Rick is very popular!) I don’t chase people around; I email and communicate with anyone. Rick’s big problem is that I talk to people he does not want me to talk to. I’m out of his control and being a control freak, he does not like that.

Hey; suck it up dude. They come to me most of the time. One day Lord Rick will figure that out. (Pssst! He could just ask me!)

BTW, anyone can pm me at oddemperor@oddempire.org Or you can shout at me on my handy shout wall (somewhere on this page.)

SO remember! Don’t nobody talk to Lord Pimp’s bitches! Talk to ME instead!

Anyway, his entire message (including Lord Rick accusing this SRS group with child molestation) can be found here http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org/sra.htm As always, Lord Rick has been known to harvest IPs and his web page has a reputation for being full of viruses. Be careful going in there!