This was found on one of the secret Anonymus meeting sites.
The Psychs are controlled by the evil Marcabians. (which we all know is a completely sane assumption, I mean c’mon it is so obvious)
The Psychs control the pharmaceutical companies.
The evil psych controlled pharmaceutical companies are using brainwashing procedures from a book by Beria, to control/influence the young people into doing drugs and watching porn.
The porn-crazed apathetic drugged out youth of today are getting paid to protest the one hope for mankind by the evil psych controlled pharmaceutical companies.
Have I missed anything? Am I getting this right?
Hey! I had Marcabians and cheese for dinner last night!
I am so screwed.
Check your shoutbox!
Hey! No cracks about Marcab (may ever it shine!)
You had a Rick show without me! You cads! You varlets! He’s going to think I don’t give a flying-pancake crap about him! (And he’d be right.) When is the next one?
So; ready to join the fight? I have the contract right here, it’s only a pinprick! It won’t hurt at all!
I vowed to NOT have a Rick show until he miraculously becomes able to provide shelter for the wife, kidlins, and brothel. Oops. Did I type that out loud? I also swore that I would utter no negative statements about…. …him.
I did my show, then asked my people to please support him by immediately going into his show. He “advertised” his show 2 days in advance.
Do you want a heads up next time?
You didn’t miss much. Rick could hardly get a word in edgewise once Mike called in.
*clears throat*
I have to behave now.
Mike, Mike, how can you trust that guy? He’s in it for the lulz unless I miss my guess.
He SAYS he’s in it for the lulz, then he’s hombre #1 who jumps in to defend derMulletard when people laugh at him.
I don’t know. Screw it. Mike bogarted the show, stretching it out to 252 minutes, just a couple weeks after Rick gets hit with a $500 cellphone bill allegedly because of the 319 minute show.
Wait a second… $500/319Mins = $1.56/minute. Holy Tom Cruise on a pogo stik! What the hell kind of rate plan is that?!??! What cellphone company charges that much?!?!?! Even on pre-pay!
Somebody is talking out of their butt.