It starts out simple, it gets more complex, and funnier as time goes on.
Clearwater Florida, about two weeks ago. A bunch of merchants and business people in the downtown area find that they are getting sick and tired of the freak show.
What were they talking about? The people in uniform? The swarms of homeless people? The calls at all hours demanding that they buy even more LRH books?
“The last fifty editions I bought HAD A FLAW!!!! This 51st edition of “How I can stop THINKING about MY LIFE and turn it over to RON” is absolutely, positively perfect! No! This time we really mean it!”
Noooo, oh no! They are sick of the couple of HOURS a MONTH of PROTESTERS! Yes those sick individuals in masks, who carry signs, who DANCE! They mock the name of LRH, the BASTARDS! The CADS! Strike them down! Destroy them!
They-they…. are driving all of our business away!
We can’t talk to them, we can’t bash them over the head with Ron’s stable data, they laugh at us! Those masks are the WORST too! Not only to they frighten children, it makes it difficult for OSA to namefagg protesters so they can call their parents. Mean nasty dirty protesters !
Hey Let’s all get together and show those no- goodnicks who’s th boss! Let’s get together and write up a a petition! “hep us hep us Mr. Mayor, save us from those despicable protesters!”
The Mayor’s office? The city Counsel?
They said “Gee guys,we would like to help, but I think protesting is protected in some OTHER document, like in the Bill of Rights or, something like that. Can’t fight city hall, even though we… ehm… are city hall and all that. Sorry guys, better luck next time!”
Well the Anons were so happy that their first amendments rights were upheld, even though they are all Suppressive Persons and have no rights, they decided to celebrate. In downtown Clearwater, about tea-time.
So, here’s what happened next. More of those despicable anons shwed up last Wednesday. Some of them ordered delectable coffee beverages from the local Starbucks while others converged from random points in Clearwater. One of them was carrying……
OMFG!!!!
HE HAS A BUCKET OF ACID!!!!!
GREEN ACID JUST LIKE THE JOKER USED IN EPISODE 16-2 OF BATMAN!
STOP HIM…STOP HIM…. CALL THE POLICE!
Well the police were called and the mean protester was carted off to jail! But must have escaped because shortly thereafter he showed up at Starbucks and the bucket of acid began to …. make music!
The sound was so familiar… like the dulcet tones of another age. Where men sported pompadours and women wore bobbysocks….
Or was that the last time I watched TV? Before I discovered LRH technology to solve all of my problems.