New UFOs pimped out with techno babble

I just love this stuff!

From Aaron Sakulich in the Triangle. — Anyone who gets their panties in a wad over this fellow deserves to!

Thousands upon thousands of people claim to know exactly where UFOs are from, why they’re here, and how they work. A quick survey of what it is that powers UFOs reveals a flood of technobabble that should make even the most scientifically inept wince: warp drives, atomic power, ion drives, gravitational repulsion, differential accumulators, tachyon drives, zero point energy, free energy… the point is, it’s like my high school physics textbook had sex with an episode of Star Trek and they threw their baby’s first diaper into my eyes.

bwaa hahah! .…More….

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