India Daily on Deep Impact.

I’m always astounded by India Daily. Each time I see a new—crazy article in their sciece and technology section I think, “there’s no way they can top this.� You see how wrong the Odd Emperor is? They manage to top themselves almost every time.

Here’s a bit on the Deep Impact comet probe. They admit that smacking into the comet with a probe is not going to cause it to smack into the Earth. This isn’t Hollywood after all. But smashing a hole in the comet might just cause inter-dimensional damage. Good grief!

But here’s another one. Comets have secret UFO bases. And we are crashing a probe into a comet, that means strange aliens will be declaring war on the planet Earth, could keep India Daily in stories for months.