{"id":4535,"date":"2026-04-29T15:19:22","date_gmt":"2026-04-29T15:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/?p=4535"},"modified":"2026-04-29T15:19:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-29T15:19:22","slug":"scientology-speed-runs-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2026\/04\/29\/scientology-speed-runs-yo\/","title":{"rendered":"Scientology Speed Runs, Yo!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">OK, it&#8217;s Scientology hitting the video sphere again. This time it&#8217;s kids speedrunning Scientology orgs. Why are they doing this? Don&#8217;t know, but the vids are pretty funny!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Now, let me be clear (yack-yack!) I don&#8217;t really condone such behavior. and it&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnewyork.com\/local\/scientology-protester-greased-up-and-covered-in-pubes\/1863836\/\">nothing new! The Anon people were doing stuff like this in the late 1980s <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Anonymous member covered in pubes runs into scientology building\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yrZk0C91mfg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Well, hopefully this new batch is not smearing themselves with petroleum jelly and filth. They seem to be just dressing up and not really doing any harm for the most part. Other than embarrassing Scientology which will of course give  a strong reaction and make the situation worse (hint, the kids are doing this because they are bored! If you make it more interesting, they will be LESS bored!) <br><br>Of course, by &#8220;strong reaction,&#8221; I mean &#8211; Scientology will start cooking up real crimes, like lighting their own buildings on fire to accuse runners of arson, or just the old hat of claiming injuries and accusing assault. We&#8217;ve seen it all before. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@longlegsrobot\/video\/7633094461253225750\" data-video-id=\"7633094461253225750\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@longlegsrobot\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@longlegsrobot?refer=embed\">@longlegsrobot<\/a> <p>funniest video I&#8217;ve seen all day <a title=\"jesus\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/jesus?refer=embed\">#jesus<\/a> <a title=\"scientology\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/scientology?refer=embed\">#scientology<\/a> <a title=\"speedrun\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/speedrun?refer=embed\">#speedrun<\/a> <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c original sound - Mettaton\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7633094470556289814?refer=embed\">\u266c original sound &#8211; Mettaton<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@brxdrzz\/video\/7633833127537806614\" data-video-id=\"7633833127537806614\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width:605px; min-width:325px;\"> <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@brxdrzz\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@brxdrzz?refer=embed\">@brxdrzz<\/a> <p>Scientology speedrun Shannon final boss \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc94 <a title=\"scientology\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/scientology?refer=embed\">#scientology<\/a> <a title=\"speedrun\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/speedrun?refer=embed\">#speedrun<\/a> also these aren\u2019t my clips I\u2019m finding em on X<\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c original sound - NostalgicWrestling\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\ude07\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7393098334573677355?refer=embed\">\u266c original sound &#8211; NostalgicWrestling\ud83d\ude08\ud83d\ude07<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, it&#8217;s Scientology hitting the video sphere again. This time it&#8217;s kids speedrunning Scientology orgs. Why are they doing this? Don&#8217;t know, but the vids are pretty funny! Now, let me be clear (yack-yack!) I don&#8217;t really condone such behavior. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2026\/04\/29\/scientology-speed-runs-yo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","WB4WB4WP_MODE":"","WB4WP_PAGE_SCRIPTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_STYLES":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FONTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_HEADER":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FOOTER":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[22,8,19,18],"tags":[21,15,16,13],"class_list":["post-4535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aliens","category-funny","category-l-ron-hubbard","category-scientology","tag-aliens","tag-nutballs","tag-protest","tag-scientology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4536,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4535\/revisions\/4536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}