{"id":453,"date":"2008-08-30T09:35:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-30T13:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=453"},"modified":"2022-07-13T03:33:24","modified_gmt":"2022-07-13T03:33:24","slug":"lord-rick-radyooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2008\/08\/30\/lord-rick-radyooooo\/","title":{"rendered":"Lord Rick Radyooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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OK; The other night we had yet another thrilling chapter in Lord Rick’s podcast saga. You pretty much know the format. Rick talks about discovering places that people have been around before but since Lord Rick is on the case, it’s somehow newsworthy. The entire podcast was done in front of the home he’s currently squatting at. Someone actually called the cops to investigate why this stoned fellow was pacing up and down the street talking to himself. (I’m NOT kidding!)<\/p>\n

Things I learned;<\/p>\n

1) Lord Rick is working on moving back to California.
\n2) HE thinks just about everyplace in the US is haunted.
\n3) Some TV producer has (yet again) pitched some show and thinks Lord Rick is going to be bigger than TAPS. In case you don’t know it, Rick despises TAPS more than the Odd Emperor because it was his idea. (TAPS not the Odd Empire.) I like it! Kind of a Jackass meets Ghost Chasers, I’d watch!
\n4) Rick was the first person to set foot in Savanna Georgia (which makes me wonder how they got bus service there.)
\n5) Lord Rick worries about getting corn-holed by aliens.
\n6) He also worries about getting corn-holed by Bigfoot. and becoming Bigfoot’s bitch. (do you really think I’m kidding?)
\n7) After exposing his haters last time he got tons of fan-mail .
\n8) He’s getting pissed at the people he’s living with, how dare they tell him to get the f#%k off of their<\/strong> computer!
\n9) No one showed at the last meetup.
\n10) Those two guys who stuck an ape head in a freezer and fooled paranormal enthusiasts everywhere VIOLATED Lord Rick. (I guess Bigfoot’s not the only thing corn-holing him.)
\n11) No one was listening to his podcast,that’s OK because it’s going to be on the Internet for ONE MILLION YEARS. Thousands will someday not listen to it.
\n12) Lord Rick is a natural psychic and if you cross him he will send his soul into your bedroom (what the hell for? Is he, a psychic voyeur?)
\n13) Some girl in a minivan was going to make hot mookie with Lord Rick after the show. Bye now!<\/p>\n

Now where did I put my q-tips?<\/p>\n

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