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The Illustrious Lord Rick, a buffalo NY, to Florida to Las Vegas transplant has some serious butthurt these days. The Internet is serious business and no one knows that more than Lord Rick!<\/p>\n
OK, so he made a couple of bus forays to into unknown places in Georgia (like Savanna) . Slept on park benches after his bus ride, wandered around old graveyards. Bummed smokes off of people….. We call this vagrancy here in the Odd Empire but Lord Rick calls it an expedition. I don’t know what he found! I don’t want to know to tell you the truth. (He probably got crabs.)<\/p>\n
But then! Lord Rick moved away from sunny Florida to Sin City Nevada, he felt Daytona Beach was too provincial for him I guess. (Daytona is not well thought of anywhere in the Odd Empire either.)<\/p>\n
So he tried California but found too many panhandlers over there, too much competition? He didn’t do much, just some podcasts where he can be heard selling drugs. Not much else. But never let it be said that we forget our hero the Mullet Messiah! He showed up at his in-laws in Vegas and he’s back and raring to start yet another blog war, or pod cast war….. some kind of war!<\/p>\n
Yippee Lord Rick!<\/p>\n
Last night he had an opportunity to cry about his “hate groups” (like this web page.) Particularly upsetting to Lord Rick a page that someone else set up <\/a><\/p>\n He go so upset that he decided to make some shit up .<\/p>\n Rick decided that<\/p>\n 1) Somebody called his podcast last week and threatened his kids. (Although I have yet to find the podcast, Rick…help please?)<\/p>\n 2) He offers some muddy audio as “proof.” Like all those photos of smoke that are proof of ghosts.<\/p>\n 3) I, the Odd Emperor is principally responsible for anyone who has posted on that hate page<\/a>, – about six or seven people and now his big plan is to bully the Odd Emperor in to making them shut the hell up! That’s exactly the same kind of logic L Ron Hubbard uses, do you suppose?<\/p>\n (Naaa, Lord Rick is no Scientologist,\u00a0 most\u00a0 nut balls add two + two and get 84. It comes with the territory! )<\/p>\n Eerrrr?<\/p>\n There was a podcast last week?<\/p>\n In Rick’s normal style he spins a paranoid sounding tale about how EVERYONE is after him, even though he’s such a great and wonderful paranormal investigator, and lover and father and superhero and ghost-buster and demon killer and god….. ..blaa…blaa…blaa…!<\/p>\n Now he’s going to embarrass people and all that.<\/p>\n Get the popcorn! Lord Rick is on the warpath (again.) (yawn!)<\/p>\n I suppose that I should get really vengeful and post some smack on his butthurt blog<\/a> , I haven’t as of yet, not very much. I have been working on a compendium of Lord Rick content<\/a> on the Internet. From the looks of it, that’s going to take me a while !<\/p>\n Work-work-work; that’s all I ever do sometimes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Illustrious Lord Rick, a buffalo NY, to Florida to Las Vegas transplant has some serious butthurt these days. The Internet is serious business and no one knows that more than Lord Rick! OK, so he made a couple of … Continue reading