{"id":354,"date":"2007-11-14T08:08:07","date_gmt":"2007-11-14T12:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=354"},"modified":"2017-11-30T04:20:02","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T08:20:02","slug":"15-20-ashtar-on-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/11\/14\/15-20-ashtar-on-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"15-20 Ashtar on the Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ashtarontheroad.com\/ashtarcommand.html\">15-20 Ashtar on the Road,<\/a> Submitted by the Odd Emperor with express thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eceti.org\/cazekiel\/\">ECETI<\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-size: small;\">&#8220;I AM ASHTAR, SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION FLEET. WE HAVE MILLIONS OF SHIPS FROM ALL OVER THE GALAXY, AND WE ARE UNITED UNDER THE BANNER OF LOVE. WE ARE ANGELS AND MASTERS OF THE LIGHT, COMING TO YOU IN PEACE AND INDESCRIBABLE JOY<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sometimes I wonder about all-caps. Is it sexier than that normal writing? Does it give your text a special flare? Making people sit up and notice, causing people to say here&#8217;s someone worth following!&#8217;\u009d We should get behind this Ashtar bloke, follow him to the ends of the Earth! (It doesn&#8217;t do a thing for me, seems dorky as a matter of fact.)<\/p>\n<p>Well Ashtar and his trusty channel &#8220;Susan&#8221; doesn&#8217;t give a fig if it looks dorky or not. No supreme commander of millions of starships would really care if their web page looked like, well -dorky! All they care about is spreading the work of the supreme commander from the galactic federation.<\/p>\n<p>So what is the Supreme commander of the Galactic Federation fleet comprising of millions of ships doing on Earth? Well he&#8217;s spreading a message of universal peace and love. Or else a hoard of invulnerable ROBOTS are on their way to obliterate your bungholes!<\/p>\n<p>Dirty humans!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Whowa, I think I was channeling Claude Raines a as Klatu from &#8220;<u>The Day they Earth Stood Still.&#8221; <\/u>What does all this have to do with Ashtar?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Quite a lot actually! <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15-20 Ashtar on the Road, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with express thanks to ECETI &#8220;I AM ASHTAR, SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION FLEET. WE HAVE MILLIONS OF SHIPS FROM ALL OVER THE GALAXY, AND WE ARE UNITED UNDER &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/11\/14\/15-20-ashtar-on-the-road\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","WB4WB4WP_MODE":"","WB4WP_PAGE_SCRIPTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_STYLES":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FONTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_HEADER":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FOOTER":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3269,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions\/3269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}