{"id":353,"date":"2007-11-01T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T18:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=353"},"modified":"2017-11-30T04:16:37","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T08:16:37","slug":"353","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/11\/01\/353\/","title":{"rendered":"Logos Christian Fellowship"},"content":{"rendered":"

15-19 Logos Christian Fellowship<\/a>, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with express thanks to Penn and Teller.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

I stole this one from Penn and Teller. When I looked at their web page I found that I had to include it here, no choice!<\/p>\n

Like this bit from Ufologists for Jesus! (I can’t keep from smiling when I see that…. Ufologists for Jesus.. Ha)<\/p>\n

What makes you think you’ve been abducted by bothersome aliens?<\/p>\n

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  1. Have you had abductions since childhood?<\/li>\n
  2. Has this happened to other members of your family or relatives?<\/li>\n
  3. Do you fear another abduction, but feel special?<\/li>\n
  4. Can you tell when the abductions are about to take place?<\/li>\n
  5. Do you find yourself sharing about your experiences with strangers?<\/li>\n
  6. Do you feel pride in knowing the different beings?<\/li>\n
  7. Are you able to stop the abductions some times and not others?<\/li>\n
  8. Have you been shown an alien child or your hybrid child?<\/li>\n
  9. Have you been to other places other than the ships like subterranean caverns?<\/li>\n
  10. 10. Have you seen the same alien(s) repeatedly?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n

    Well good news funseekers!! You are not being abducted by strange vile creatures from another solar system. It just run-of-the-mill demons! And rest assured that if it’s good-ol ‘ demons the good-holy folk down at Logos Christian Fellowship will fix you right up!<\/p>\n

    And not by any of any pussy Catholic ceremony either. The good-holy folk at Logos Christian Fellowship will rip that that pesky demon’s head right off and piss down it’s scaly neck!<\/p>\n

    All in the name of Jesus.<\/p>\n

    So pack your bags sinners! A Greyhound ticket to bucolic Leesburg Florida is not too expensive.\u00a0<\/strong> I’m not sure what you will do once you get that pesky demon excised out of your brain. \u00a0Sit around, drink Ripple and watch the traffic lights change<\/p>\n

    blink-blink<\/p>\n

    And that\u2019s why Trump is so deferential to Putin.<\/p>\n

    And that\u2019s why Melania Trump walks around like she\u2019s Carmela Soprano in Season 7.<\/p>\n

    And that\u2019s why the Trump Cabinet is honeycombed with Russian sympathizers (I haven\u2019t even mentioned the friendship medal Secretary of State Rex Tillerson personally received from Putin).<\/p>\n

    And that\u2019s why Snowden is in Russia, and Assange is still holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy.<\/p>\n

    And that\u2019s why Rudy Giuliani withdrew his name from consideration for State.<\/p>\n

    Most of all, that\u2019s why Barack Obama seems so chill about the whole thing. He knows how the movie ends! But thanks to Glomar, there can be no spoilers.<\/p>\n

    .<\/p>\n

    Inducted June 20, 2007 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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