{"id":294,"date":"2007-05-12T11:57:29","date_gmt":"2007-05-12T15:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=294"},"modified":"2017-11-29T22:52:22","modified_gmt":"2017-11-30T02:52:22","slug":"odd-empire-update-15-11-apart-of-washington","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/05\/12\/odd-empire-update-15-11-apart-of-washington\/","title":{"rendered":"Odd Empire Update, 15-11. A.P.A.R.T. of Washington"},"content":{"rendered":"

15-11 A.P.A.R.T of Washington, Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Man-God Rick.<\/p>\n

I wonder what in the heck is going on! Everyone and their brother is getting into ghost busting.<\/p>\n

HEY! Helloooow! Ghost Busters was a MOVIE! It was FICTION! The StayPuffed Marshmallow Man was just a special effect! Bill Murray did not really boff Sigourney Weaver as she floated over her bed (although it would have been fun to watch.)<\/p>\n

WELL! All the good people at A.P.A.R.T of Washington have no intention of letting some facts stand in their way. According to A.P.A.R.T of Washington;<\/p>\n

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We will always strive to do this in the utmost professional manner, and with complete discretion. We assist in helping, comforting and educating those who do not understand, or may be frightened by, the events happening around them.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Well sure, complete discretion other than the fact that they publish the results which mostly consist of
\n(a) we visited some home where people believe they are being haunted by ghosts.
\n(b) We hung around with our cheap-assed video cameras and some psychics.
\n(c) All the psychics thought there was a ghost in the house
\n(d) The cameras picked up orbs and shit. And finally
\n(e) We believe there is a ghost in the house!<\/p>\n

Wow! With that kind of scientific investigation I bet they could find a ghost or two in the Odd Empire Imperial Palace! With me following them around muttering \u201cyou people are a bunch of clowns! There are no ghosts here!” Fuck the demons scare them away!<\/p>\n

So! If you want some nice people to come to your home have and tell you that you have a ghost infestation (assuming you live in Auburn, Washington.) Call these folks up. If you think all this ghost business is a bunch of nonsense, I have a great 1984 comedy movie to show you.<\/p>\n

Watch out for Gozer people!<\/p>\n

Inducted March 23, 2007<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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