{"id":284,"date":"2007-04-11T21:27:08","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T01:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=284"},"modified":"2007-07-23T11:44:41","modified_gmt":"2007-07-23T15:44:41","slug":"odd-empire-update-15-10-encyclopedia-dramatica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/04\/11\/odd-empire-update-15-10-encyclopedia-dramatica\/","title":{"rendered":"Odd Empire Update! 15-10, Encyclopedia Dramatica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><strong><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">15-10          <a href=\"http:\/\/encyclopediadramatica.com\/index.php\/Main_Page\">Encyclopedia          Dramatica, <\/a>Submitted by the Odd Emperor.<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"left\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/images\/ikons\/CoolS.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"67\" width=\"68\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/images\/ikons\/bombs.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"75\" width=\"74\" \/>Do            you find truth offensive? Do you shy away from anything correct, normal,            and sane? Or would you rather just incite anarchy and chaos across the            web, net, and world?<br \/>\n&#8212; HRWiki Guy 10:12, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC) Welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica!<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Once upon a time,          there was Wikipedia; billed as the &#8220;the biggest multilingual          free-content encyclopedia on the Internet.&#8221; It took the &#8220;retch&#8221;          out of research and  has managed to confuse people all over the globe. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">The thing about Wikipedia          though, it&#8217;s not very funny. ( also not really a good place to          do research but that&#8217;s  another topic.) Being full of allegedly factual          information placed their by allegedly factual people, Wikipedia is said          to be one of the largest repositories information anywhere. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">What&#8217;s all this          have to do with the Encyclopedia Dramatica? Not much really. Encyclopedia          Dramatica (or ED) is not about facts, or alleged facts or allegedly factual          people or even factual people allegedly expounding facts to other allegedly          factual people. ED is not about any of that crap!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\"> It&#8217;s about          the Lutz! (Lol -&gt; lul; lols -&gt; luls; lolz -&gt; lulz.) <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">For example, this          entry has the lutz;. (the following is reproduced lovingly word-for-word          from ED without permission) <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">&#8220;<em>Wiccaa&#8221;            (witch)<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><em><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Witch is a euphemism            for &#8216;Extremely Flammable Woman&#8217;.<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">(1) Modern &#8216;witches&#8217;            are insane attention whoring 16 year old girls and very easy to annoy.            Anybody wishing to pursue a career in trolling should find a witch community.            Warning! Do not forget they are all psychic and can perform curses!<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">(2) Witches usually live with their lesbian aunts and a talking black            cat, and love to freak the mundanes with their majicks and telekinesis            on a regular basis. Note that true witches do not require wands to perform            their tricks, unlike the media wants you to believe. A genuine witch            does it all with her finger.<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\"><em>(3) Witches are            also responsible for Wiccapedia.<\/em> <\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">When I followed the          link to for &#8220;trolling&#8221; I got this.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">&#8220;<em>Trolling&#8221;<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><em><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">(2) A person that            throws around the troll insult to: anyone who defeats them in an argument,            anyone points out facts the real troll doesn&#8217;t want people to know,            or someone the real troll picks at random to stick falsely with a troll            label for sheer lulz. This second type of troll is 98.9999999% of all            trolls now and is often called an Anti-troll.<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Hmmm, never met one of those! <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Well; you get the          idea. The good people at ED think that the&#8221;internets&#8221;\u00c2\u009d are          (is) devolving into pure lutz really &#8211; really\u00c2\u00a0 soon! they are offering their good          services to hasten this process (which some people are sure has already          begun.) <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">I could not agree          more! <\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\" size=\"2\"><strong>Inducted          November 8, 2006 <\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15-10 Encyclopedia Dramatica, Submitted by the Odd Emperor. Do you find truth offensive? Do you shy away from anything correct, normal, and sane? Or would you rather just incite anarchy and chaos across the web, net, and world? &#8212; HRWiki &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/04\/11\/odd-empire-update-15-10-encyclopedia-dramatica\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","WB4WB4WP_MODE":"","WB4WP_PAGE_SCRIPTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_STYLES":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FONTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_HEADER":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FOOTER":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}