{"id":280,"date":"2007-03-27T15:37:17","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T19:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=280"},"modified":"2017-11-29T15:52:16","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T19:52:16","slug":"emprie-of-hte-odd-update-awaken-the-master-remote-services","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/03\/27\/emprie-of-hte-odd-update-awaken-the-master-remote-services\/","title":{"rendered":"Empire of the Odd Update! Awaken the Master Remote Services."},"content":{"rendered":"

15-9 Awaken the Master Remote Services<\/a>. Submitted by the Odd Emperor.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

This is the home pages of Reverend Carolyn Fumia, clairvoyant, healer and personal<\/span> contact<\/span><\/span> <\/span>f<\/span>or Jesus. Is that your savior or is that your pimp? (Whup! Channeling Triumph the Insult Comic dog again\u00a6 bad Triumph!)<\/span><\/p>\n

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“Healing happens so fast, some think it is magic. There is no magic involved. Reverend Carolyn Fumia clairvoyantly views the patterns needing correction to create wholeness on all levels. She is very thorough in her work, addressing the physical, emotional, mental and spiritual attributes in her ministration. ” <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, that part’ true at least. Faith healing has certainly hit the Information Indexing Age. (the Information Age having died a swift death on the Internet.) Reverend Carolyn Fumia is not one to shirk new technology! And I’m sure it works, why– medical doctors have confirmed that bad organs were replaced via the holy spirit or something like that. Wowee! Think of all those people languishing on dialysis! Heck, Reverend Carolyn Fumia only charges $100 an hour, most surgeons charge much more than that !<\/span><\/p>\n

“Note!! Jesus of Nazareth, aka Lord Joshua is not the same being as the reptillian known as sananda who is of the 7th depth of the hell worlds”<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’ll.. (ummm) try to remember it. Any reason I might need to?
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Inducted November 8, 2006 <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

15-9 Awaken the Master Remote Services. Submitted by the Odd Emperor. This is the home pages of Reverend Carolyn Fumia, clairvoyant, healer and personal contact for Jesus. Is that your savior or is that your pimp? (Whup! Channeling Triumph the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","WB4WB4WP_MODE":"","WB4WP_PAGE_SCRIPTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_STYLES":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FONTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_HEADER":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FOOTER":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3203,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions\/3203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}