{"id":2744,"date":"2015-09-23T19:56:03","date_gmt":"2015-09-23T23:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=2744"},"modified":"2015-09-23T19:56:03","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T23:56:03","slug":"this-is-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2015\/09\/23\/this-is-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"This is the Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well my fabulous fun seekers. The day is at hand. The end of the world is scheduled for tomorrow \u2013 or perhaps the day after but it\u2019s certainly soon! But I tell you. For the life of me I don\u2019t see what\u2019s going on! Is it killer bees? Giant content spanning tsunamis? Asteroids? Deep freeze or blistering heat?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown Trailer\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/04B4mi1QfEM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Well; to solve this <a class=\"spell\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?es_sm=122&amp;q=kerfuffle&amp;spell=1&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0CBsQBSgAahUKEwidyKO-rI7IAhUOfJIKHfF1C-M\"><b><i>kerfuffle<\/i><\/b><\/a> I turned to the most accurate news service in the world. A news service that features stories that CNN and FOX are scared to broadcast.<\/p>\n<p>Before it\u2019s News!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Less Than 24 Hours to Go September 23, 2015 Update!<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All the Internet predictions for Doomsday are converging in less than 24 hours. Here are the questions that will be answered tomorrow:<\/p>\n<p>Will CERN open the Gates of Hades on September 23, 2015?<\/p>\n<p>Wow! I had no idea that the bastion of science know as CERN was trying to open the actual pit of hell!<a href=\"http:\/\/home.web.cern.ch\/about\/updates\/2015\/09\/upcoming-events-cern\"> I quickly check the CERN web page.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs summer draws to a close, we look forward to the upcoming events at CERN and the surrounding area. Here are just a few of the events in store.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh good, now we can get the straight scoop on how CERN labs will be destroying Earth by opening an inter demonical doorway or something like that.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?attachment_id=2745\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2745\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2745\" src=\"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/468px-Fable3_2942-300x170.jpg\" alt=\"468px-Fable3_2942\" width=\"300\" height=\"170\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cCERN is teaming up with several physics laboratories for an international photography competition:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.interactions.org\/cms\/?pid=5999\">The Global Physics Photowalk(link is external)<\/a>. This Friday, selected photographers will be given the unique opportunity to explore the facilities of the world\u2019s largest particle physics laboratory.\u00a0\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What? Where \u00a0is the black hole creation, the demon doorway opening? The harbinger to the end time, the last trump the end of stuff \u00a0is up?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Friday, 25 September: Researchers\u2019 Night\/POP Science<\/h2>\n<p>CERN will be celebrating the 10<sup>th<\/sup>\u00a0annual\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/ec.europa.eu\/research\/researchersnight\/index_en.htm\">European Researchers\u2019 night(link is external)<\/a>, an event celebrated in more than 300 cities in Europe. CERN, in collaboration with various partners, has organised the POP Science project that will take place at a shopping centre on the outskirts of Geneva.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This can\u2019t be right! I don\u2019t see the end of CERN\u2019s funding let alone the end of times!<\/p>\n<p>Lets go back to Before It\u2019s News (BiN). Maybe they have a better answer.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Google Earth still thinks the door will open to Hell. Type in \u2018Gates of Hades\u2019 in the Google Earth search bar and Google Earth takes you to CERN\u2019s headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland. And if you type in September 23 2015 or 23 September 2015 or 23 9 2015 or 2015\/9\/23, Google Earth takes you to CERN headquarters as well.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmm. I tried that and got St John\u2019s Square\u00a0 in London and Hierapolis in Turkey. No CERN labs!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Some people think that Google uses an algorithm that connected the date \u2018September 23, 2015\u2019 from various cosmic disaster predictions on the Internet with the CERN location. According to this theory, once that connection was made, it created a reinforcing, positive feedback loop. But other people are convinced s really a secret Doomsday message.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or it must be a false-flag fifth column nuclear attack on New York City! Or perhaps a real diry-bomb or straight out atomic bomb attack on Manhattan Island. Before It\u2019s New is rather short of details. But they are sure it\u2019s going to happen!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Last year the President caused an uproar when he identified a nuclear attack as the number one national security threat to the United States. \u201cI continue to be much more concerned when it comes to our security with the prospect of a nuclear weapon going off in Manhattan,\u201d he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well; I suppose we can discount that since most people at BiN think Obama is a Muslim space-alien that was born in Kenya. Got to watch them Muslim space aliens!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cWill an asteroid hit Puerto Rico on September 23, 2015?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Asteroid danger: Giant space rock to be on collision course with Earth\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-TMJ2Uz8dlM?start=1&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nRT News thinks the danger from asteroids is very real because they have clips of asteroids killing the Earth. And they want to point out that Bruce Willis is <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">not<\/span> ready to lead a team of misfits on a Super Space Shuttle to work things out.<\/p>\n<p>Then we have this retarded thing from NASA via FOX &#8220;news.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Doomsday Asteroid To Hit Earth September 2015? - NASA Wants You To Remain Calm - Special Report\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hfAg6qOnNoY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But we all know that NASA is full of shit other than their Mars pictures which show Bigfoot and sinister Darth Vader clones on the surface.<\/p>\n<p>Then, BiN\u2019s most accurate claim, \u201cthe \u201cSuper Shemitah\u201d \u00a0(will) herald worldwide economic collapse on September 23, 2015? Author &#8211; \u00a0Rabbi Jonathan Cahn thinks so! \u201cThe current Shemitah year ended on September 13, 2015. Now we are entering the Year of Jubilee, which is a \u201cSuper Shemitah\u201d. A Super Shemitah is the year following seven Shemitah years, that is, 7 sets of 7 years. Rabbi Cahn believes the Year of Jubilee could bring God\u2019s judgment on America.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wow! That\u2019s pretty good evidence of something! If this is true than it makes Judaism the actual religion of God! Sorry all you Christians and Muslims and Watchtower folk and Buddhists and Hindus.<\/p>\n<p>Well; all you funseekers. This is literally the END OF THE WORLD and even though Before it\u2019s News doesn\u2019t know HOW the event is going to happen. They are sure something\u2019s going to happen. They\u2019ve been right about this sort of thing before \u2013 like never (right?)<\/p>\n<p>So I\u2019ll either reset my End of the World timer tomorrow or this will be my last entry (I\u2019ll be on a galactic cruiser on the way to Betelgeuse, you think I\u2019d hang around here?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bye now!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The Odd Emperor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well my fabulous fun seekers. The day is at hand. The end of the world is scheduled for tomorrow \u2013 or perhaps the day after but it\u2019s certainly soon! But I tell you. 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