{"id":271,"date":"2007-02-27T14:48:23","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T18:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2017-11-29T14:36:08","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T18:36:08","slug":"odd-empire-update-15-7-within-the-spiral-matrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/02\/27\/odd-empire-update-15-7-within-the-spiral-matrix\/","title":{"rendered":"Odd Empire Update 15-7. Within the Spiral Matrix – AKA ET Freinds"},"content":{"rendered":"

15-7 Within the Spiral KAMatrix,<\/a> <\/span>Submitted by the Odd Emperor with thanks to Aliens Ate My Buick<\/a> guy. <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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(“beyond the duality of the 3rd dimension which is linear,
\ninto the holographic spheres of the heart and intuitive potentials”)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Now what the hell is that supposed to mean? “Holographic spheres of the heart?” I really hate it when people use techno garble to try and describe something that they don’t really understand. I suffered through seven years of Star Trek, the Next Generation for crying loud! Stop it!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

What I do understand about Within the Spiral Matrix is this. Spiral Matrix is not your run-of the-mill new age web page. No it’s a world class freaky new age web page. (That’s a complement coming from me dears, don’t get riled up now.) <\/span><\/p>\n

Now, truthfully, I’ve been around the Imperial Marine Biology lab a bit, the staff there assures me that anyone who claims to talk to dolphins is not playing with a full oyster. (The proper term is’\u201cBottlenose Dolphin” or Tursiops truncatus, a Dolphin is actually a type of fish. ) <\/span><\/p>\n


\nBut that’s what the experts say, what the flip do they know! Joan Ocean knows Dolphins – and Whales – and Orbs and Bigfoots! <\/span><\/p>\n


\nThey have developed soft and hard technologies which include: free energy; organic light vehicles; frequency-propulsion systems; interplanetary and interdimensional communication and travel; freedom from time and space constraints; and beautiful, pristine environments. In some instances, ETs have evolved to states of perfect health; advanced mental capabilities; telepathy; thought creations; molecular transformation; virtual immortality; and an active and loving relationship with the Great Order of Universal Geometries.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n


\nOooo! I can dig it! I once had a torrid relationship with a triangle, until I found out it was a tetrahedral, (yuck!) <\/span><\/p>\n


\nFor many years the presence of these ET Friends was ignored or denied by people who focus on Earthbound concerns and occupations. However, their presence in our skies and on our minds is so prevalent, that they can no longer be dismissed.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n


\nBlaa blaa blaa, Stop worrying about car payments, the kid’s college tuition and the mortgage, you might start seeing space aliens!<\/span><\/p>\n

I can’t argue with that!<\/span><\/p>\n

But seriously, even though the tenants of Ms Ocean’s arguments are silly and unfounded, we can be comforted by the thought that Bigfoot is really a Dolphin-in-the-woods and Dolphins are pan-dimensional creatures that LUV<\/strong> us and really want you to eat safe tuna products. I’m not sure what Bigfoot wants us to eat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Just remember that Bigfoots are also pan-dimensional beings that can teleport at will! One might pop into your bedroom one dark-and-stormy night to poke you in the bellybutton!<\/span><\/p>\n

It’s possible! It could happen! <\/span><\/p>\n

Inducted October 22, 2006<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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