{"id":238,"date":"2007-01-02T22:15:46","date_gmt":"2007-01-03T02:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=238"},"modified":"2017-11-29T12:56:38","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T16:56:38","slug":"bring-on-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2007\/01\/02\/bring-on-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Bring on 2007!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well I suppose I should put out a bunch of resolutions, everyone else is doing it. I don’\u00a2t know why I bother…. silly tradition.<\/p>\n

I noted that the Zorgy awards<\/a> are out. My main bro and duck friend Rear Admiral Zorgrot <\/a>has named (by popular declaration) Book of ThoTH<\/a> as best web page. Best paranormal blog is Mac Tonnies’s Posthuman Blues.<\/a> Best Paranormal Radio show? The X-zone<\/a>. Best Podcast? Binnall of America (way to go Bin!)<\/a> Best research site, The Black Vault<\/a>, best Ufologest, Stanton Freidman<\/a>, and George Ademski Memorial Award? Richard C. Hoagland<\/a> (I can’\u00a2t imagine why!)<\/p>\n

And\u00a6what is this? Best Ufology troublemaker? Why it’s none other than Alfred Lehmberg <\/a>with a whopping 49% of the vote! Way to go A.L.F.! He and R. Lee have been studiously trying to ignore me fo\u00a6 about three weeks now although they keep peeking. (psst! If you REALLY want to get my goat, just ignore me! That’s right! But really ignore me this time…., stop pretending!)<\/p>\n

Oh, yes, Red Queen <\/a>was nominated for Best UFO\/ Paranormal blog, hey! Better luck next year. Really!<\/p>\n

So here’s some lame-o’ resolutions for next year. Alfred, if the freaking world comes to an end like you want, I’m going to just stop blogging anyway so you can stop squalling!<\/p>\n

Anyhow…here’s some fairly odd resolutions for 2007.<\/p>\n

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  1. We resolve to point out more of your shortcomings this year than last.<\/li>\n
  2. We resolve to mock you each time you bitch at us for pointing out your shortcomings. We resolve to continually tell people how silly your beliefs are, how utterly foolish and absurd your conclusions are, how you are a complete and utter mouth breathing ignoramus to even THINK that being rude to people is going to bring them over to your side. What moronic fuckers you are to try to harass us, what insanely idiotic nincompoops you are to threaten legal action.<\/li>\n
  3. We resolve to point out your hypocrisies.<\/li>\n
  4. And your self deceptions.<\/li>\n
  5. We resolve to tell you to get lives, over and over again.<\/li>\n
  6. We resolve to tell you why believing aliens have an interest in saving the Earth is right up there with believing in Santa. But not the Easter Bunny! She\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s REAL!<\/em><\/li>\n
  7. We resolve to make you look over your shoulder EACH and EVERY time you tell a lie, attempt to deceive or otherwise fool us onto believing that you are something that you are not. Each time you try to validate yourself by telling a lie? The Odd Emperor will be there. Believe it because it\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s true!<\/li>\n
  8. We resolve to never take you or ourselves too seriously. It\u00c3\u00a2\u00e2\u201a\u00ac\u00e2\u201e\u00a2s nothing personal! Stop thinking it is and you will feel much better. Try it sometimes, it really works!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And finally–BOOO<\/p>\n

    !HAPPY NEW YEAR!
    \nThe Odd Emperor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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