{"id":226,"date":"2006-12-01T13:36:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T17:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=226"},"modified":"2006-12-01T13:36:33","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T17:36:33","slug":"new-ufos-pimped-out-with-techno-babble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2006\/12\/01\/new-ufos-pimped-out-with-techno-babble\/","title":{"rendered":"New UFOs pimped out with techno babble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just love this stuff!<\/p>\n<p>From Aaron Sakulich in the Triangle. &#8212; Anyone who gets their panties in a wad over this fellow deserves to!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thousands upon thousands of people claim to know exactly where UFOs are from, why they&#8217;re here, and how they work. A quick survey of what it is that powers UFOs reveals a flood of technobabble that should make even the most scientifically inept wince: warp drives, atomic power, ion drives, gravitational repulsion, differential accumulators, tachyon drives, zero point energy, free energy&#8230; the point is, it&#8217;s like my high school physics textbook had sex with an episode of Star Trek and they threw their baby&#8217;s first diaper into my eyes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>bwaa hahah!  .<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thetriangle.org\/home\/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&#038;ustory_id=9782e292-cede-427f-a544-e927633faa09\">&#8230;More&#8230;. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just love this stuff! From Aaron Sakulich in the Triangle. &#8212; Anyone who gets their panties in a wad over this fellow deserves to! Thousands upon thousands of people claim to know exactly where UFOs are from, why they&#8217;re &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2006\/12\/01\/new-ufos-pimped-out-with-techno-babble\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","WB4WB4WP_MODE":"","WB4WP_PAGE_SCRIPTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_STYLES":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FONTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_HEADER":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FOOTER":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}