{"id":1708,"date":"2011-03-25T19:55:43","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T23:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=1708"},"modified":"2011-03-25T19:55:43","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T23:55:43","slug":"why-did-the-bigfoot-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2011\/03\/25\/why-did-the-bigfoot-cross-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Why did the Bigfoot Cross the Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To get badly filmed? I mean really! Why is it that NO film of the big hairy fellow is crisp and\u00a0sharp\u00a0enough to tell if it&#8217;s a suit or not? Is this written down in some\u00a0cryptologist\u00a0manual? &#8220;All films of Bigfoot must be nearly too crappy to see clearly. Isi\u00a0Bigfoot just camera shy? \u00a0Or (whisper\u00a0this) perhaps Bigfoot is just a\u00a0shambling\u00a0pile of crap?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s got to be it!<\/p>\n<p>&lt;&lt;&lt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<h1>Is this big foot? New video emerges of &#8216;ape man&#8217;<\/h1>\n<p>Standing 7ft tall and waving his hairy arms in the air, this is supposedly the latest sighting of the mythical creature known as \u2018Bigfoot\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>In a grainy film shot by a passer-by the 300lbs creature growls and dashes across the road to try and find cover in the woods.<\/p>\n<p>The clip lasts five seconds but the blurry figure is clearly visible making his way unsteadily across the tarmac &#8211; on two legs.<\/p>\n<p>Scroll down for video<\/p>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2011\/03\/24\/article-0-0B512EC800000578-601_468x286.jpg\" alt=\"Captured: Is this big foot? A still from a new video alleging to show the mythical beast\" width=\"468\" height=\"286\" \/>Captured: Is this big foot? A still from a new video alleging to show the mythical beast<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Read more:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1369555\/Bigfoot-video-emerges-ape-man-crossing-road-North-Carolina.html#ixzz1HeuDjxgM\">http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1369555\/Bigfoot-video-emerges-ape-man-crossing-road-North-Carolina.html#ixzz1HeuDjxgM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To get badly filmed? I mean really! Why is it that NO film of the big hairy fellow is crisp and\u00a0sharp\u00a0enough to tell if it&#8217;s a suit or not? Is this written down in some\u00a0cryptologist\u00a0manual? &#8220;All films of Bigfoot must &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2011\/03\/25\/why-did-the-bigfoot-cross-the-road\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","WB4WB4WP_MODE":"","WB4WP_PAGE_SCRIPTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_STYLES":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FONTS":"","WB4WP_PAGE_HEADER":"","WB4WP_PAGE_FOOTER":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1709,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions\/1709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}