WASHINGTON \u2013 The White House drops a bombshell.\u00a0 President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.<\/p>\n
Amid the growing controversy about the mosque being built at Ground Zero and in light of the 24% of Americans that believe President Obama is a Muslim, the White House decided to finally reveal the truth about the President\u2019s true spiritual identity.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe is Xenu,\u201d White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters at this morning\u2019s briefing. \u201cHe is an alien dictator who brought billions of his people to Earth in a spacecraft 75 million years ago.\u00a0 He stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. That\u2019s the story of human life on earth.\u201d<\/p>\n
A stunned White House Press Corps fired questions at Gibbs, but he dismissed them all with this statement, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, I can\u2019t answer your questions anymore, because you are not clear. When you all get clear, then I can talk to you, until then\u2026 forget it.\u00a0 You are all psychology damaged. Read Dianetics. That\u2019ll get you started.\u201d<\/p>\n
[[[[MORE]]]]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" WASHINGTON \u2013 The White House drops a bombshell.\u00a0 President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy. Amid the growing controversy about the mosque being built at Ground Zero and in light of the 24% of Americans that believe … Continue reading