{"id":1101,"date":"2010-04-13T19:44:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T23:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddempire.org\/weblog\/?p=1101"},"modified":"2010-04-13T19:44:14","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T23:44:14","slug":"the-best-idea-ive-heard-in-a-long-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oddempire.com\/weblog\/2010\/04\/13\/the-best-idea-ive-heard-in-a-long-time\/","title":{"rendered":"The best idea I’ve heard in a long time!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA
\n<\/span>The next best thing to\u00a0pet salvation\u00a0in <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span>a\u00a0Post Rapture World<\/span><\/em><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh my lord! Look I\u00a0disbelieve<\/span> in the rapture like most Marcabs do! We think the universe is going to end in what we call the Grand Black-hole Bollocks. But this\u00a0absolute\u00a0genius!<\/p>\n

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You’ve committed your life to Jesus.\u00a0<\/strong>You know you’re saved.<\/strong> But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left\u00a0behind?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden\u00a0off your mind.<\/strong> <\/span><\/div>\n

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists.\u00a0Each
\nEternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth\u00a0after you’ve received your reward.\u00a0\u00a0Our network of animal activists\u00a0are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.<\/p>\n

We are currently active in\u00a022 states.\u00a0 Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral \/\u00a0ethical with\u00a0no criminal background, have the ability and desire to\u00a0 rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their\u00a0care for\u00a0your pet’s natural life.<\/p>\n

We\u00a0currently cover the following states:
\nMaine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, North Carolina, and Georgia.<\/span>
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\n<\/span>Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is\u00a0reasonable.
\nFor $110.00\u00a0we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved.\u00a0\u00a0Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. <\/strong> A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.
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\n<\/span><\/span><\/span>Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to\u00a0accommodate all species and must\u00a0 limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.[Please note:\u00a0\u00a0we can now offer rescue services for\u00a0horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]
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\nThank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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