THE
STUPENDUS TIME CONE
by Laurence Litetowler
This
is the first drawing I made of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE, a revolutinary NEW
concept that will change the way we think about the Universe.
Time is not fan-like, or cube-like. It's not
round like the face of a clock and it's not stretchable like taffy. Those stupid
scientests have no idea what time is all about until now.
yes a cone.
A CONE!!!
STUPID!!!
Time is cone-like, in fact,
time is a STUPENDUS CONE THAT THE WORLD SPINS ON!!!!!!!
My superhuman genius brain
first hit upon this idea while I was eating lunch at the Sarasota food bank
where they have great pnut butter and jelly sandwiches.
I the most geius human am the
first person to figgr out the concept of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE on which
the Earth rotates.
The STUPENDUS TIME CONE has
been ripped off by that slacker/faker Eugene with his really DUMB time cube.
Just becase Eugene got his
stupid time cube on the intranet first, he thinks that I, the most genus human
in all of history will just sit back and let him take all the glory. Well,
he not only stole the idea frm me but he CHANGED IT INTO A CUBE WHEN IT SHOULD
BE A CONE!!!!!
This
is the original STUPENDUS TIME
CONE and it will revolutionise all science as the concept fo the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE is finally reveald to the world science teachers. The STUPENDUS
TIME CONE has been represed by the World pig-dog-swine governemnt scinetests
who have not given me my grant money becuse they think I'm some kind of kook.
I'm not your ordenary nut, I invented the STUPENDUS TIME CONE so that the
world can see that it is sitting on and spinning on the STUPENDUS TIME CONE
or if it were not the world would be a far different place with everyting
happening at the same time.
Since I am the most Genius
human who has figgerd out the STUPENDUS TIME CONE I can now tell the eager
world how it spins on top of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE and how is if time were
not controled by the STUPENDUS TIME CONE all the worlds events would happen
at the same time.
Schools are criminal mob institutions
because they do not teach the STUPENDUS TIME CONE in classrooms and they do
not disply the corrected STUPENDUS TIME CONE clock faces that have 1/2 a face
because we can only see 1/2 of the time because when they world is in the
dark half of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE OF LIGHT AND DARK the world cannot see
time and it passes at a different rate,
When you sleepped last night,
did you remember sleeping? Of course not! You were the same BUT TIME PASSED
DIFFORENTLY!
ARE YOUSTARTING TO SEE THE
LIGHT?
Time is a cone, it curls up
into a point where we sleep, this is why we have to sleep, to get over the
point of the cone. If we don't sleep we will stay on the one side for the
cone and slowly go mad because we must cross the cone each day or we go crazy.
If you do not sleep you will
go crazy. See?
That is the PROOF of the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE!
The world of stupid jerk pig-dog-swine
scientests are ignorent of the genius of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE that I, the
most genuis human have concived for the first time in history. No discoverty
since the discovery of fire by cavemens almost 3000 years ago can come close
to the discovery of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE.
Many others have tryed but only
I, the most genuis human have been able to connect the dots and discover that
the Earth spinds on a STUPENDUS TIME CONE so that all events don't happen at
the same time.
I am awaiting for invetations
to talk show and scientific panels so that I can esxpane my STUPENDUS TIME CONE
facts to the world and so the world won't be so ignorent without the blessings
of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE that I the most genius human with godlike intelect
has discovered so that the world wont be so ignorent.
The fact that the concept of
the MOST STUPENDUS TIME CONE is so Earth shattering will come out very soon
as more and more people see this page and understand and wonder at my most excessive
geius for discovering the MOST STUPENDUS TIME CONE on which the world spins
on.
That is not all, the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE is also the answer to UFOs and BIGFOOT! You see, bigfoot smells bad
and UFOs fly around in the air, DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET?
Bigfoot is from the UNDERGROUND,
FROM THE BASE OF THE STUPENDUS TIME CONE! he walks around in the underneath
of the earth. This proves that the Earth is hollow and spins on a STUPENDUS
TIME CONE. My superhuman genuis brain has proven the connection between UFOs
and BIGFOOT. UFOs fly around and Biggfoot smells. SEE?
UFOs are part of the tip of
the STUPENDUS TIME CONE, I'm awaiting the million doller governemtn grants that
will allow me, the most geunuiis human who has worked out the prinicibles of
the STUPENDUS TIME CONE and will awaken the word to it geunius pribncibles and
awaken humanity which has been decived by the lousy pig-dog governermnt and
the evil shool teachers who refuse to teacht the devine princibles of the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE.
If it wasnet for the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE, bigfoot would be in your house right now. Are you begining to see
the light ignorent one? Bigfoot is part of the inner earth and is seportated
by the STUPENDUS TIME CONE but can't take part in the ear5th becuse the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE that I the most genuis human have bestowed on the ignorent world.
If it wasent for the STUPENDUS TIME CONE
a UFO would come right out of the sky and kidnap YOU! They would poke things
up your ass and make you prgnant with Bigfoots baby! See the connection? The
SUTPENDUS TIME CONE keeps a UFO from putting biggfoot's baby inside of you.
Do you have biggfoot's baby inside of you? OF COURSE NOT! SEE? That proves the
STUPENDUS TIME CONE is proctecting you from getting snached up in a UFO. That
proves that the STUPENDUS TIME CONE is wha the Earth sits and spins on so that
everythign does not happen at the same time and so youdon't have Bigfoot's baby.
NOW do you UNDERSTAND?
OK I know that most of you won't
understand this, I the most genius human who devised the STUPENDUS TIME CONE
am the only one in history to truly understand the workings of the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE concept. It it my solum duty to get this information out so that you
people can benifit from the concept of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE and start living
your lives as true CONE PEOPLE or SAPIAUS-CONUS which is latin for CONE PEOPLE.
CONE PEOPLE are much more intelegent than normal non cone people. CONE PEOPLE
have a clear idea of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE and understand their place in it.
Some people seem to think that
I'm a crank becuse I have worked out the STUPENDUS TIME CONE so that humanity
can feel safe from getting sucked into a UFO and having bigfoot's baby. It's
not easy to be the most geuius human and to have figgured out the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE concepts so that humanity does not have to wallow in ignorence like
it has for the last two hundred years. Before humans existed years ago the first
potental CONE PEOPLE was another race of human like people that came from another
country called Euope. They were not CONE PEOPLE or nither were they humans but
they were foreners. Two hundred years ago the first potental CONE PEOPLE were
born on US soil and it was not for another two hundred years that I, the most
GEUNUS HUMAN was born to tel the story of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE so that humany
would be less foren and more conelike.
I the most genius human who
has devised the most STUPENDUS TIME CONE so that everything does not happen
at the same time and so that you don't have bigfoot's baby can now say that
there is proof of the STUPENDUS TIME CONE that I the most genius human have
come up with so that humanity no longer has to wallow in evil ignorence. This
picture that I, the most genuis human have painstakingly found on the Intranet
from many hours of research and from some web page proves that the STUPENDUS
TIME CONE is real, look! Do you see it now?
It's a cone!
It's head is a CONE!
A CONE!
STUPID!!